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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:35 PM
#60
^^^That "You gonna get raped/loved tenderly" guy got some helicopter lessons. And he's "happy to see you" in attendance. http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/wtf_pics-polar-princesses1.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:24 PM
#58
Grandma sitting on San-T-clause's lap during christmas time. ================================================== ===== http://www.haddadadad.com/image/pictureisunrelated_wtf_pictures-bananaman.jpg (Personal note: though Fuu and I have not officially...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:10 PM
#56
My doodey flinging former ally finally got a real job b/c the rest of the gang wasn't taking to his mooching too well. http://www.funnygarbage.com/flog/uploads/6a00d83451afa369e201053688cdab970b-400wi.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:02 PM
#54
^^^Dishonoring the country. :swear: <Gets out .22 magnum, shoots> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3631/3471650406_1fa8ccf59b.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 9:58 PM
#52
Mr Ed goes SCUBA diving. http://sandystones.lv/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/lidziba.png...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 9:49 PM
#50
^^^Wonder woman in retirement...and her paychecks failed b/c she snorted it all up as coke and went into porno. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/3347424897_c28315499c.jpg?v=0...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 9:22 PM
#48
^^^What happens to your house when you live at the foot of a hillside and the @$$hole at the top of the hill decided he wanted some landscaping done...that went VERY wrong. http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf-pics-gimp-in-p...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 5:37 PM
#44
Some math tutorial intro in a retro 80's esque fashion. ============================== http://70.32.82.161/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wtf_pictures-party-family.jpg Personal note: LET'S GET CRAZY!...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:29 PM
#252
Neutral: I'm still waiting to see if Nancy Pelosi is any more immune than the rest of us...but I'll let'cha know how it turns out...otherwise a VERY bad idea: who *knows* what kind of fate worse than death awaits you. Dumping off a huge swarm of lo...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:08 PM
#250
Good idea ...if you're Sudanese. I guess... Going to Alaska, bitch slapping a polar bear and taking its food....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:00 PM
#248
Excellent idea, especially if you have a camera and a getaway paint buggy like the one on Earnest goes to camp. :naughty: Receiving an operation on your eyeball while riding in a doom buggy....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 9:55 PM
#246
Good idea .......if you're the grim reaper. Calling yourself by the name of a greek god and picking up a hooker with a deep voice? :xp:...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 9:47 PM
#244
Only good if nobody else sees you pull it off, otherwise.................................. Summoning a ghost with a weegee board, and as soon as it shows up, you smack it....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 5:34 PM
#242
Good idea, liberty city could always use some more mayhem in the form of covert explosives disguised as everyday items. :D (yes that is totally you, propz) Telling Tommy Vercetti to eat **** and die....  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:19 PM
#709
[QUOTE=Totenkopf;2626036]Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, &qu...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 9:56 PM
#707
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 9:24 PM
#705
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 5:38 PM
#703
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:32 PM
#2100
<bill clinton voice>: Now that depends on what you mean by "real". Dr dinglenut is a weapons invetion specialist and a master of disguise gunning for the team...so why in the hell is it that sugar bear is the only clean cop on the N...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:26 PM
#2098
I don't know. He says hoe doesn't like the booze, just really likes how it tastes. Why does Kenny have to die so much?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:21 PM
#2096
He's Dat B@stard who drank all the whiskey. And Waldo also got to Rex's cabinet stash in Amsterdam, too. :swear: Why is it that every time I get a taco you want a bite of it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:05 PM
#2094
B/C the only alternative at the time of founding was a tootoo. DAMMIT, how many times have I told you to TAKE that stupid ****ing hat off when you come into my office, you prick?!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 9:53 PM
#2092
If you don't know, just like a dick4, I ain't telling you. :xp: What eats crumpets, is an attention whore, and can't seem to pull its face out of donkey ****?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 9:45 PM
#2090
That's a loaded question, just like that bear who left a load on your porch. How many times hav I told you you can't wash your porch with ammonia based cleaner b/c it will attract the wild animals? Are you capable of telling the truth?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 9:26 PM
#2088
Stupid standing to the right of me. Why is is that every time I ride the public bus, the bumpy ride gives me wood?...  [Read More]
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