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What Would You Do If?

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 Totenkopf
05-10-2009, 4:24 AM
#151
Wear a parachute or one of those jet packs like in the Bond movie.

WWYDI if you had to swim across a river full of pirahna?
 CommanderQ
05-10-2009, 12:49 PM
#152
I'd nuke it. Then I would swim.

What if you had to jump into a mud-filled pool that was infested with animals of strange origins?
 Totenkopf
05-10-2009, 5:33 PM
#153
I'd push you in first to serve as a distraction.

WWYDI anime were real?
 Darth Avlectus
05-10-2009, 6:49 PM
#154
I'd go out of my mind...and binge on grabbing...........http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=327&pictureid=3162)
BOOOOOOOBIIIIEEEEEZZZZ!:xp:

WWYDI somebody barfed in a taxi cab?
 CommanderQ
05-10-2009, 8:59 PM
#155
I'd nuke it, after collecting the fare of course.

What if Anime fans tried to take over the world?
 Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 4:15 AM
#156
Let them. That way we could make a killing off it.

WWYDI Cosplaying hotties were jumping on trampolines?
 Totenkopf
05-11-2009, 6:44 AM
#157
Give them the attention they deserved.

WWYDI Afro-Samurai were hot on your tail?
 CommanderQ
05-11-2009, 10:33 AM
#158
I'd nuke them.

WWYDI if ten thousand monkeys were trying to kill you.
 Alkonium
05-11-2009, 3:24 PM
#159
Take as many down before they get me.

WWYD if you ended up in Ravenholm?
 Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 4:00 PM
#160
I'd cause mayhem--what else? (GMOD!!!)


WWYD if you were in the galactic senate building (right there in the arena) during Yoda and Sidious' fight?
 CommanderQ
05-11-2009, 4:35 PM
#161
I would nuke it.

WWYD if Sidious decided you were a threat to the Empire.
 Totenkopf
05-11-2009, 4:37 PM
#162
Rest easy, knowing he was just a fictional character.

WWYDI your wife found out about your 3 mistresses?
 Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 4:42 PM
#163
Uhh, I'm single now??? (knowing T they'd all be these fat hairy ugly redneck hoes)

WWYDI My crispified former pet monkey was looking for a home to die in?
 Totenkopf
05-11-2009, 4:45 PM
#164
I'd let him live with those 3 fat hairy ugly redneck hoes that I thought were your mistresses.

WWYDI if someone tried to pimp you in prison?
 CommanderQ
05-11-2009, 4:48 PM
#165
I'd nuke them.

What if you got your tongue stuck to a metal bar in the middle of winter?
 Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 4:51 PM
#166
I'd find some way to obtain hot fluid to thaw my tongue off of it.


WWYDI those fat hairy ugly bag lady redneck hoe mistresses Totenkopf mistook for mine, were jumping on trampolines and they all landed on you when you weren't looking?
 Totenkopf
05-11-2009, 4:52 PM
#167
Hope they were midgets.

WWYDI if GTA's monkey were flinging its crap at you?
 Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 5:24 PM
#168
I'd Burn it and its army if it decided to mutiny me.

WWYDI totenkopf offered to have a drink with you.
 Totenkopf
05-11-2009, 5:34 PM
#169
Accept it....there's no finer company anywhere.

WWYDI if GTA's ugly midget hairy redneck hoes came on to you?
 CommanderQ
05-11-2009, 5:57 PM
#170
I'd nuke them.

WWYDI Totenkopf was stalking you.
 Totenkopf
05-11-2009, 7:13 PM
#171
Talk myself out of it. :D

WWYDI if CommanderQ started a DQ franchise?
 Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 9:40 PM
#172
I'd be the first to show up for a chocolate malt.

WWYDI GTA left you an explosion filled little surprise on your front doorstep?
 Totenkopf
05-12-2009, 12:31 AM
#173
Leave an even bigger explosion filled surprise in the middle of his home.

WWYDI Batman and Robin came onto to you at the same time?
 Alkonium
05-12-2009, 10:08 PM
#174
Threesome?

WWYDI Ozymandias wanted you dead?
 Darth Avlectus
05-13-2009, 12:08 AM
#175
I'd call @$$-fountain boy after he was loaded full. Ready aim fire from the hole!--err water...err...yuck. All the reason it'd work. :lol:

WWYDI Totenkopf needed a dollar?
 Totenkopf
05-13-2009, 12:49 AM
#176
Take it from GTA when he wasn't looking.

WWYDI there was nothing left to do?
 Darth Avlectus
05-13-2009, 2:12 AM
#177
Go find Anderson's toolshed. Meheheheh-heh-heheh.


Take it from GTA when he wasn't looking.

Must be an IOU, then...remember? I'm broke 'cuz I asked for you to give a brotha a dolla...support NWP.

...you cold bastard.

EDIT: WWYDI someone droppoed a bank safe from 50 stories up?
 Alkonium
05-13-2009, 8:39 AM
#178
I'm not entirely sure what the question is.

WWYDI you had the One Ring?
 CommanderQ
05-13-2009, 12:53 PM
#179
I'd use it to nuke people with my power.

WWYDI Sauron invaded Earth?
 Alkonium
05-13-2009, 3:01 PM
#180
We'd nuke him.

WWYDI the Black Mesa incident really happened?
 Totenkopf
05-13-2009, 6:14 PM
#181
Become Gordon Freeman. Someone's got to put things right.

WWYDI a fast zombie were trying to make a meal out of you?
 Alkonium
05-13-2009, 6:16 PM
#182
Gravity Gun a sawblade at it.

WWYDI you found yourself in the Deadspell Storm?
 Totenkopf
05-13-2009, 7:02 PM
#183
Grab the nearest Shardship or Vailyrian rider.

WWYDI if neither were available?
 CommanderQ
05-13-2009, 8:12 PM
#184
I could always nuke them.

WWYDI the President ended up being a terrorist robot in disquise?
 Totenkopf
05-13-2009, 8:13 PM
#185
I'd nuke him. (inside running joke, it seems ;) ).

What would you do if the robot nuked you first?
 CommanderQ
05-13-2009, 8:16 PM
#186
I'D NUKE HIM BEFORE THAT! YOU SHOULD KNOW!:D (Inside joke indeed:D)

WWYDI the power to influence anything was given to you? (Try and nuke that...:D)
 Totenkopf
05-13-2009, 8:52 PM
#187
I'd influence everyone by selectively nuking others. (take that..:D)

WWYDI you couldn't nuke me for that? (nope...ya can't nuke me :devsmoke:)
 Alkonium
05-13-2009, 9:50 PM
#188
Incinerate you.

WWYDI if there were no nukes?
 CommanderQ
05-14-2009, 12:54 AM
#189
I'd build them, then I'd nuke you:D

WWYD if I was sitting on a large nuclear stockpile in the center of the Earth, and if I exploded, took everyone with me.
 Totenkopf
05-14-2009, 2:00 AM
#190
I blow you up AFTER I began colonizing the rest of the solar system. ( :devsmoke: )

WWYDI if you went to hell for making me destroy you?
 Darth Avlectus
05-14-2009, 2:49 AM
#191
I'd rape all the demons with my chainsaw.

WWYDI Perez Hilton was elected president.
 Totenkopf
05-14-2009, 6:26 AM
#192
I'd convince the devil to lend you out w/your chainsaw for a little "job". :devburn:

WWYDI if Donald Trump became the president?
 CommanderQ
05-14-2009, 1:25 PM
#193
I'd nuke him with a nuke that had financial numbers painted on the top....BEAT THAT!:D

Now an even more interesting quesiton, WWYDI Donald Trump became president?:D
 Totenkopf
05-15-2009, 11:34 AM
#194
I'd nuke you before you could nuke him. Take that. :xp:

WWYDI there were no weapons (of any kind) left and perez hilton became president?
 CommanderQ
05-15-2009, 12:53 PM
#195
I would throw a uranium ball at him, and then ignite the fuse...to create....A NUKE!! OHHHHH!!:D

WWYDI you had to stop the world from rotating because of my nuke?
 Totenkopf
05-15-2009, 3:55 PM
#196
Sick the Bob on you. He doesn't like people messing with the planet like that (not even you ;) ).

WWYDI the IRS decided you owed it A LOT of $$ and wouldn't take no for an answer? (hint: no nuking....it's now been horribly overdone to the point of cliche :D ).
 Darth Avlectus
05-15-2009, 10:00 PM
#197
I'd bombard them with dead raccoons until their office was full of them.

WWYDI +some bum rolled in manure and then decided to take a load off in your bed?
(runs away)
 CommanderQ
05-15-2009, 10:20 PM
#198
I'd put him in a nuke and send him to Mars

WWYDI a strange alien substance began to colonize the world?
 Totenkopf
05-15-2009, 11:13 PM
#199
Destroy it with anti-matter.

WWYDI LF didn't exist?
 Darth Avlectus
05-15-2009, 11:51 PM
#200
Uhh, well, depends on the context of "didn't exist"...Probably go to my tool shed and not come out. :dev7:


Hmm...I'll consider it for when I reach that point... :xp: Maybe use something retarded for an av???

WWYDI Violent J showed up naked at your front door in facepaint and with an axe?
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