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Alkonium

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Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part V: The Threefold War
  Alkonium
01-04-2009, 5:19 PM
#286
"The same Blood King we're fighting now? That can't be good." Komad commented. He understood Garrick's hesitance at the prospect of going further. Kalla Vel had taught him not only of the ways of the Force, but also much of Mandalorian cult...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Alkonium
01-04-2009, 11:16 PM
#165
Lifehouse...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Alkonium
01-04-2009, 10:09 PM
#163
Slipknot...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Alkonium
01-04-2009, 2:46 PM
#161
Police...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 9:07 AM
#158
Electric Light Orchestra...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-04-2009, 2:23 AM
#886
Granted, but Microsoft officially recognises Chrome as a virus. I wish you could scroll on Google Chrome by holding down the scroll wheel on the mouse....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-03-2009, 1:01 AM
#879
Granted, but other artists get jealous and have you killed. I wish I could scam people through use of religion....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 11:54 PM
#877
Granted, but you lose your hands after it closes automatically. Plus your dishes are covered in blood. I wish Dan Shive would do more story comics, and not as much filler....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 10:52 PM
#873
Granted, but it's not granted. I wish I could come up with wittier responses....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 10:43 PM
#871
Granted, but now you seem pretentious. I wish I could get that annoying history paper finished....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 9:13 PM
#869
Granted, but it's encased in glass box, and breaking it would get shards in the food. I wish I could successfully market food condiments as facial cosmetic products....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 8:55 PM
#867
Granted, but you get sued for copyright infringement. I wish I could just wish away my problems....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 8:06 PM
#865
Granted, but you realise it wasn't that hard due to a sentence structure very similar to that of English. I wish I could speak Judoon....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 8:00 PM
#863
Granted, but you forget English. I wish I was fluent in Italian....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 7:24 PM
#858
Granted. It's now so thick it crushes you. I wish UNIT was real and I worked for them....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 7:20 PM
#856
Granted, but your wish doesn't get granted. I wish you knew more about Doctor Who....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 7:13 PM
#854
Granted, but you can't find ammo for it. I wish for a Walther PPK....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 6:43 PM
#852
Granted, but you're clever like Luke Rattigan, and end up committing suicide to defeat the Sontarans. I wish for Paterson Joseph to get cast as the Eleventh Doctor....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 6:33 PM
#850
Granted, but you have no games to use them with. I wish to be more dexterous....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 12:36 PM
#848
Granted, but it's a replica with no eyeholes. I wish for a Phase II Clone Trooper helmet....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 12:22 PM
#844
Granted. How does Honey Ryder's bikini sound? I wish for a James Bond car....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 12:13 PM
#842
Granted, but you start to think the Combine really have conquered Earth. I wish for a tuxedo....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2009, 12:04 PM
#840
Granted, but your computer's antivirus software blocks Steam. I wish the Black Mesa mod went gold....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-04-2009, 11:14 PM
#1643
Fwoosh. If someone says "I am lying" are they lying or are they telling the truth?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-04-2009, 1:40 PM
#1641
No. Would it be a good idea to forgo learning people's names, and instead call everyone "meatbag"?...  [Read More]
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