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Alkonium

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Posted in: 18th Century Vampire Hunting.
 Alkonium
01-19-2009, 6:16 PM
#2
That depends. How Van Helsingesque can I make my character? Aside from the working for the church part, of course....  [Read More]
Posted in: Mass Effect II: Reaping: Hostage Crisis!
 Alkonium
01-18-2009, 11:08 PM
#8
Not bad, though I'd have had Peter a bit more vocal about not approving of Shepard being so quick to kill. When I said Paragon with a bit of Renegade, I was thinking like Chaotic Good in D&D terms, if you know what that means....  [Read More]
Posted in: Mass Effect II: Reaping: Hostage Crisis!
 Alkonium
01-18-2009, 10:27 PM
#5
You might want to check those links. None of the pictures are working....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-19-2009, 11:12 PM
#1047
Granted, but it's rotten from several decades of disuse, and crumbles to dust. I wish it was the right temperature for me to wear my Fedora....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-19-2009, 10:18 PM
#1045
Granted, but you're not insured for it. I wish I was Matt Smith....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-19-2009, 4:52 PM
#1040
Granted, Stolen Wisdom Buyers Flight 3 is being made. I wish more people did that....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-19-2009, 4:48 PM
#1038
Granted, but it's from FFI, and you're 8-bit. I wish I had an alienware PC....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-18-2009, 11:59 PM
#1033
Granted. You are now proficient in playing guitars made from bass, as in the fish. And it smells horrible. I wish for a longer scarf....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-18-2009, 10:45 PM
#1031
Granted, but you horrify people to death with the explanation. I wish for Gordon Freeman to now be these hands....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-18-2009, 12:38 PM
#1026
Granted, but noone knows what it is. I wish for plaid paint to be possible....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-18-2009, 1:56 AM
#1018
Granted, but you get charged with manslaughter after your spit hits someone in the head. I wish for the Eleventh Doctor's companion in Series 5 to be either Jenny or River Song....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-17-2009, 9:18 PM
#1014
Granted, but you're bested by an extraterrestrial tactician. I wish for peaceful First Contact with an extraterrestrial race....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-17-2009, 9:11 PM
#1012
Granted, but it's a mercenary army, and you soon find yourself broke... I wish for a Droid Army....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-17-2009, 9:07 AM
#1007
Granted, but after 701 years, it falls in the most gruesome and violent manner possible, and all its innovations are lost forever. I wish I had a crossbow....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-19-2009, 5:46 PM
#1694
Obesity. What are the odds of Apple creating a real-world version of the Cybermen called iHuman?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-19-2009, 12:57 AM
#1689
No. How much bleach can you drink and survive?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-19-2009, 12:53 AM
#1687
Nothing. They're all sticking to WoW. Would you believe me if I warned you about the Weeping Angels?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-18-2009, 11:47 PM
#1685
No idea, but I'm very temped to find out now. Would you be scared of a child wearing a gas mask asking "Are you my mummy?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-18-2009, 1:51 PM
#1680
Maybe. I prefer Rum and Coke myself, though. What exactly draws idiots to WoW? And don't make any comments about me playing, I quit for good a long time ago....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-18-2009, 1:38 PM
#1678
Because they're stupid questions. Is drinking paint really a great way to get high, or did I just make that up to test the stupidity of WoW players?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-18-2009, 2:58 AM
#1674
This: http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:u057-lslSanTOM:http://www.hlfallout.net/images/content/enemies/full/antlion_full.jpg How meaningless is the phrase "There's something exactly the same about you today"?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-17-2009, 10:11 PM
#1672
It varies from person to person. What's the meaning of your life?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-17-2009, 1:01 PM
#1667
Don't they have large breasts, and thus, necessitate large bras? How much sense does lightning flavoured deodorant make?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-17-2009, 10:05 AM
#1665
"Feed me" How bad does the statement "Be adequate" sound?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-17-2009, 9:22 AM
#1663
There's a wall on the other side and the mirror's only 5cm thick. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a man like me?...  [Read More]
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