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Alkonium

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Posted in: Star Wars KOTOR: Counterplay
  Alkonium
07-14-2010, 10:16 PM
#165
Miracle Metals, Coruscant "Damn." Garren said as he watched the assassin die. Then, he turned to the rodian. "Now that he's sorted out, the gloves are off. I'm helping the Republic take down Senator Skelch, and I need ALL the help I c...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars KOTOR: Counterplay
  Alkonium
07-13-2010, 10:45 PM
#157
To the "janitor", Garren seemed dead, until he noticed the smugglers undershirt being distinctly undamaged, and Garren's fist hitting his face. "Did you really think a blaster was enough to take me down?" Garren asked. The "j...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars KOTOR: Counterplay
  Alkonium
07-12-2010, 10:48 PM
#150
"It's a deal. Am I right in guessing she specifically said pictures." Garren replied. Then, remembering what the rodian said about the janitor, he added. "Now, if Plina Skelch is working for who I think she's working for, she'd know my...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars KOTOR: Counterplay
  Alkonium
07-11-2010, 10:12 PM
#144
MIRACLE METALS, CORUSCANT Garren was horrified, but at the same time, realised this was better evidence than he hoped for. "I see. Now, I've checked the schematics of this building, and do you know where these pipes lead? They lead into the sup...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars KOTOR: Counterplay
  Alkonium
07-11-2010, 2:47 PM
#141
"I say in retrospect, flirting with women who are Force-users and stowaways is a pretty bad idea. And all things considered, her lack of eyes is a bit of a turnoff." Niera said as she entered, joining the group in the mess hall. "Altho...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars KOTOR: Counterplay
  Alkonium
07-08-2010, 9:44 PM
#131
"Certainly." Garren replied, following the burly foreman into the plant. "Now, this company dealt in ostanovium prior to it being banned by the Senate. I trust that since then, you've taken the proper disposal procedures. Am I correct?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars KOTOR: Counterplay
  Alkonium
07-07-2010, 9:42 PM
#129
"Yes, my name is Lun Beron, I'm with the Health & Safety department of the Coruscant job board, and I'm here to inspect your plant." Garren told the receptionist, pulling out the appropriate ID. "So far, I'm not impressed. And don'...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part VII: A Glimmer of Hope
  Alkonium
07-11-2010, 10:48 PM
#243
"Lead them to the labs, including the princess and the doctor. Turn their target into a trap." Darth Pestilus explained. "They will witness the might of the Sith Empire as it rises once more to crush the New Galactic Empire and the Thi...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part VII: A Glimmer of Hope
  Alkonium
07-09-2010, 12:49 AM
#238
(@Chev: Wouldn't Alriana have participated in the Battle of Geonosis?) "I've noticed." Kalla whispered back to Tonatius before noticing Andorra and Lenatha enter the cockpit. "It shouldn't be much longer, maybe a couple of hours, but...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
07-14-2010, 10:47 PM
#144
Just some guy jumping into a mobile pool. Nothing scary about that. Experiencing this firsthand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjHAPw1q-M...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
07-13-2010, 9:53 PM
#142
Just a meme. The end results of these two experiments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y57SRQ8YuIU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1PnMjvrAk...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-14-2010, 10:43 PM
#1076
If the hooker appears to be female, bad idea. If the hooker appears to be male and not crossdressing, good idea. Running around punching random people while singing the Russell Crowe song while not being Russell Crowe. Born in New Zealand in '64, A...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-13-2010, 9:50 PM
#1074
Good idea, sounds amusing. McDonald's changing their slogan to "I am Batman!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-12-2010, 11:44 PM
#1072
Really Bad idea, it'd be like a cross between the Dynamite, the Airbag, and the Full Can of Spray Paint. (Bad Idea + Really Bad Idea + Good idea = Really Bad Idea) As a joke, saying "Ass or Ted" and meaning "Assorted", whenever y...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-12-2010, 10:55 PM
#1070
Good idea. You mean the pinball game from The Simpsons, right? The next Survivor being set in a sewer....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-11-2010, 2:49 PM
#1068
Pointless. If you're not nauseous, it's not an issue. If you are, stopping yourself from vomiting is hard. A show called Jeff the Vampire Puncher, which lacks any character named Jeff, Vampires, or punching....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-10-2010, 11:38 AM
#1066
Good ideas, documentaries can get pretty dull. Slipping some of these into a male friend's coffee: http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/5/5/25955_slide.jpg?v=1...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-08-2010, 9:35 PM
#1064
Bad idea. How are you supposed to get it without dipping your hands in hot oil? Sticking a can of paint in an oven....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-08-2010, 9:03 PM
#1062
Based on what I understand about the terminology, baffling idea. Microwaving a Deep-fryer....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-07-2010, 9:15 PM
#1057
Depends on whether or not you find this person attractive. A variation on the Easy Bake Oven called the Easy Break Oven....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
07-10-2010, 6:28 PM
#1801
Granted, but it's in your eyes. I wish for the equipment to run my own Webseries....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
07-10-2010, 5:32 PM
#1799
Granted, but now you face the wrath of the seasoned posters. I wish for some help on that wrath....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
07-10-2010, 4:51 PM
#1797
I wish HG35 had remembered to post a wish....  [Read More]
Posted in: Q & A
  Alkonium
07-14-2010, 10:38 PM
#78
Probably not. Shouldn't you be microwaving an airbag and pressing your face against the door or something?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Q & A
  Alkonium
07-14-2010, 10:14 PM
#76
If you look hard enough, maybe. How is this different from Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer?...  [Read More]
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