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Det. Bart Lasiter

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Posted in: Killer Apps, Tweaks & Important Updates!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-18-2006, 12:47 PM
#3
TCP Optimizer (http://www.speedguide.net/downloads.php)- Good for speeding up network connections VirtualDub (http://www.virtualdub.org/)- Free program to encode video (mainly AVIs) with whatever codecs are on your system VirtualDubMod (http://source...  [Read More]
Posted in: I'm leaving..for good
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-18-2006, 11:18 PM
#20
*muffled noises from mic* YEAH YEAH YEAH PUMP IT UP MOTHER****ER *muffled noises from mic* YEAH YEAH YEAH *muffled noises from mic* .............SHOOT CHO PUNK ASS FULL O' HOLES *muffled noises from mic* BITCHES AND HOES SHAKIN' THEY ASSES *muffled n...  [Read More]
Posted in: I'm leaving..for good
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-18-2006, 10:55 PM
#18
Don't act like its not true. Wo ist Jmac, he needs to come back so I can make fun of him again. Enough. We shall settle this dispute like men. Through the ancient art of rap battling....  [Read More]
Posted in: I'm leaving..for good
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 9:04 PM
#8
LOOKIN' SLICK http://themot.org/gallery/d/435-1/Tom.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: I'm leaving..for good
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 8:51 PM
#6
Yeah... and...?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Vista arrives December 5 ?!!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 4:09 PM
#7
forget laptops! well spec'd laptops are far from portable nowdays. If mobility is important - you cant go past an ultramobile pc, like the asus r2h, samsung Q1 or ubiquio 701. mtfbwya MacBook Pros are one of the fastest (if not the fastest) notebook...  [Read More]
Posted in: Keep them alive!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 8:54 PM
#33
Mandella spent 27 years in prison, I'm pretty sure he could beat up a fat lesbian who's afraid of guns. Pfft, Rosie lives in the ****ing woods as a lumberjack and she probably lifts weights everyday or some other dykey **** like that....  [Read More]
Posted in: Keep them alive!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 11:07 PM
#9
Haha, grounded....  [Read More]
Posted in: OMG! Happy-Glitter Love and Violence - The Anime!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-18-2006, 11:37 PM
#44
((sigh)) i'm surprised you dont have some sort of detonating-collar or anklewear to keep you in check. SOMEONE or SOMETHING needs to cencor you... SPEEEEEDLIIIIIINESSSSS! Yessssssss... and Jmac shall be our Emo influence. Sorry what poetry I do wri...  [Read More]
Posted in: OMG! Happy-Glitter Love and Violence - The Anime!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-18-2006, 11:35 PM
#42
You're just jealous of my rap 5|<i11z, LOSER....  [Read More]
Posted in: OMG! Happy-Glitter Love and Violence - The Anime!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 9:05 PM
#36
wut wut wut...  [Read More]
Posted in: OMG! Happy-Glitter Love and Violence - The Anime!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 8:57 PM
#34
Can we have a Jmac and Duke University Lacrosse team activity set? I don't even live near Duke University and I'm not applying there......  [Read More]
Posted in: OMG! Happy-Glitter Love and Violence - The Anime!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 12:56 AM
#18
ARE THEY STILL ON NAMEK?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Clean Cup
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 1:15 AM
#101
My Grandma's Church left some leaflet about a Halloween alternative in our mailbox, I'm thinking of call the Post Office and reporting them. They're so goddamn zealous, you'd almost think they were Pentecostal. DO IT....  [Read More]
Posted in: Clean Cup
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 12:51 AM
#96
You pissed on your dog?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Clean Cup
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 12:46 AM
#94
Did either of you piss bubbles? Because if you did I'm inclined to think it was worth the infection....  [Read More]
Posted in: Clean Cup
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 12:34 AM
#90
The Motherboard died what was I supposed to do? Well, I suppose it's okay as long as you didn't go for any of the fan ports....  [Read More]
Posted in: YAY! for things offtopic!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 11:21 PM
#158
Just so long as they're connected to a preferably female chest. Or a doll. Since they're just being used as pillows....  [Read More]
Posted in: YAY! for things offtopic!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 11:04 PM
#156
Hey **** you breasts make excellent pillows....  [Read More]
Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 1:08 AM
#63
Nothing happened to me because my teachers up until like 5th grade didn't give a ****....  [Read More]
Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 1:03 AM
#60
Some girl tried to kick me square in the nuts in 2nd grade but I caught her foot and used my kung-fu to toss her into the sand (it was at recess and the jungle gym/slide was surrounded by sand). So, uh, yeah....  [Read More]
Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 12:50 AM
#54
But I was the Latino guy who showed up naked with the rope and the Hostess Cupcakes. I can't wait until they re-air that on USA with all the deleted scenes. I'm gonna watch it (and lol) then watch a few episodes of Oz to see an accurate representatio...  [Read More]
Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 12:49 AM
#53
The 12/f/cali thing was on topic Halo. I'm going as a 12 year old Cali gurl who needs a shave or a guy in a t-shirt, pajama bottoms and a robe with a sword who needs a shave. Your toilet post on the other hand, was post count +1....  [Read More]
Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-15-2006, 12:45 AM
#50
Are you Brian Matthews? I got screwed once cause I didn't bother to ask. Well there goes your 15 minutes of fame down the ****ing toilet....  [Read More]
Posted in: Darth_Ave's officially offical randomness thread
  Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 5:21 PM
#383
Chinaman moustache. http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2382/chinamanop5.jpg Discuss....  [Read More]
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