I drank from a toilet once, it tasted like piss for some reason.
Well there goes your 15 minutes of fame down the ****ing toilet.
But I was the Latino guy who showed up naked with the rope and the Hostess Cupcakes.
The 12/f/cali thing was on topic Halo. I'm going as a 12 year old Cali gurl who needs a shave or a guy in a t-shirt, pajama bottoms and a robe with a sword who needs a shave. Your toilet post on the other hand, was post count +1.
But I was the Latino guy who showed up naked with the rope and the Hostess Cupcakes.
I can't wait until they re-air that on USA with all the deleted scenes. I'm gonna watch it (and lol) then watch a few episodes of Oz to see an accurate representation of the aftermath.
Yeah. Wait did he say cupcakes?
sounds sexy.
I nearly crashed my 4 Wheeler into a house, some kid who I trolled yesterday thought it was a good time to call my cell. It was not. Though I did take out a Rosebush, and that was cool.
I brake my crotch bone once while riding my bike.
Everynow and then I really have to fight the urge.
That one chick who threatened to kill me slapped me in my "Love Log" it wasn't cool.
Some girl tried to kick me square in the nuts in 2nd grade but I caught her foot and used my kung-fu to toss her into the sand (it was at recess and the jungle gym/slide was surrounded by sand). So, uh, yeah.
In kindergarden I used to run around the playground kicking 1st graders in their jewels.
Good times, Good times.
I hit a girl in the eye with a playground woodchip in 5th grade, the suspension was SSSOOO worth it!
Nothing happened to me because my teachers up until like 5th grade didn't give a ****.
Theres nothing like the good ole' playground times.
I kicked in the ass once.
This was an Edison Charter School, they gave a **** because they were worried about kids dropping out.
I wanna be Dr. Zoidberg for Halloween!
I brake my crotch bone once while riding my bike.
Man, I was having a crappy day until I read that. Thanks so much. I think I may go so far as to sig that.
I'm going in Black Face, its the bestest idea I've ever had!
And the worst would be? Wait, I don't even want to know...
Das' picture has scarred me for life. I hope your happy. As if the people in that shows weren't scary enough looking as it is, you had to change em all like that. Pure evil. And I love it.
*High-5's Halo*
Cali-Power! Now, I am going to need you to sign this legally binding document stating that the High-5 exists only in cyberspace and cant be infringed upon for any form of media. Any attempts to try it again in the physical world or with anyon else on RD in a manner that brings you dinero is a violation of the terms and in turn you must grant me the rights to your life-story and overall-identity (mayhaps your soul if the violation is sever enough) so I can find a way to profit from it even though I know that the two are incredibly boring and give poeple seizures. Hey, what did you expect? It's Cali. My parents made me and my sis sign a TOS for our room.
I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!!
I was a flight attendent. I WAS gonna be Isaac from CotC, but mom didn't wanna go get the suit and amish hat.
http://www.dianetics.org/pics/en_US/l-ron-hubbard/lrhhandonchin.jpg)
http://www.scientology.org/pics/std/l-ron-hubbard/professional-dozens-fields/index.jpg)
http://img2.scientology.org/pics/std/l-ron-hubbard/meet/index.jpg)
Methinks this shall be my costume
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**** I can't believe I missed this post. Oh, the infinite amount of pedophilia jokes that could have come of it.
Pshh, Holloween. You know what I ended up going as? An overworked teenager at home doing work for school until 11:00! Yipee!
Pshh, Holloween. You know what I ended up going as? An overworked teenager at home doing work for school until 11:00! Yipee!
Aww po' thang. I did the same thing so you'll get no sympathy from me.
I got in on Habboween, and shot off fireworks. This was no where near as spectacular as I was planning, Damnit.
...nobody's officialy welcomed me back.
EMO!