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No, the Miller and the Summoner were fags though. Any hope for the bullwhip or bottle gin? Maybe you could write an extra chapter or two.... [Read More]
"So many." Thought Pscho. "Where the F#ck is Zelda?" said Psycho. Soon, the unearthly amount of zombies burst throughto their floor. "I didn't think I would have to use ... it so early." said Psycho. Psycho took out a... [Read More]
(Spoiler regarding first part of Act 2) I just finished the Act II trial portion with my new Dark Elf character and noticed that I've gotten a new History feat that didn't show up during my first playthrough, "Master Orator". I assume this... [Read More]
To everyone who has played this game: What's your final word? Thumbs up or down? And why? :ears1: I give it a "meh". It has potential, and there'll likely be an expansion pack or two, and Obsidian has been fixing bugs since it's release. T... [Read More]
This one dumb broad in my statistics class asked one of my friends whether or not Thanksgiving was going to be on Sunday this year. I'm glad I have control over my violent urges. Heh. Statistics. What a useless class.... [Read More]
Survey says...option one! What's the difference between Jews and pizza? People do something right away when a pizza is burned. Yay for the atrocities enabled by apathy and ignorance. no politickin' itt itchy.... [Read More]
HOW DO YOU RECREATE THE HOLOCAUST STICK A QUARTER IN AN OVEN MORE LIKE YOU DONT DO ANYTHING OH **** WAS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU? I was thinking either that or HEY **** YOU MY BROTHER DIED LIKE THAT idk which one's funnier though.... [Read More]
I can't stand it when youngsters these days use "Jew" as a slang word, in noun, adjective, or verb form. Thankfully, "Jewly" hasn't caught and adverbs have thus remained relatively unscathed. Shut up. Uhh... Mephistopheles.... [Read More]
Hey, I've always said that plunging yourself into the depths of another man's rectum is just priming yourself for a plunge into the fiery depths of Hell. Only if you do it after he's had a really spicy burrito or something.... [Read More]
You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.) I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT FAGS GOING TO HELL. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL STORY ITCHY.... [Read More]
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I... [Read More]
Miss_Mayhem: a lot of plants are called 'salvias' I think, but the one I was referring to specifically is Salvia Divinorium. I think it only grows in Mexico, but I could be wrong. Anyway, unadulterated the plant isn't amazingly strong - although you... [Read More]
Stop sexualizing everything! http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6692/owowlw5.jpg Big hoop earrings is what the Puerto Ricans wear. Enjoi ur fail.... [Read More]
I told you I looked Indian and/or middle-eastern. But I'm hispanic. The pictures are rather blurry, if I can find anything sharper I'll put it up. Wear big silver hoop earrings.... [Read More]
Didn't know there was such a huge market for counterfeit Swedish Fish. :p Hell yeah the fiends'll steal from their own mommas to get a fish fix.... [Read More]