My Grandma's Church left some leaflet about a Halloween alternative in our mailbox, I'm thinking of call the Post Office and reporting them. They're so goddamn zealous, you'd almost think they were Pentecostal.
DO IT.
Thats what she gets for trying to make me talk to their youth pastor.
Hay! There is nothing wrong with church!! But yes, there is something wrong with Pentecostal.
And like, what's that ment to mean you smartmouth!?
I found out that Carnival lasts only 2 days. Still! Halloween sounds better as a 3 day holiday. Me and my friends are gonna TOT ala ghettofab with pillowcases then come back to my place (I am the closest to all of them) for violent videogames.
I completely missed this topic. Poo.
Drew Carey was on Penn Jillette's radio show over the summer talking about his bad expierience with the pentecostal church. Even back when I was a Christian (Because my parents said so) I was a Lutheran which is about as secular ass Christianity gets. No wonder I am where I am.
Sure, Sam, go ahead and blame society. I'm sure there were absolutely no other contributing factors...
Society's great in the sense that you can blame it for anything.
I hate Bush, he made my best friend go out with a whore!
Sure, Sam, go ahead and blame society. I'm sure there were absolutely no other contributing factors...
Only christian society.
Since FuzzyDiceChick left, does that mean that the topic will never change because in the first post she makes no allusions to contingency plans in the event of her departure? Sounds like poor planning.
Kill the beast. Cut his throat. Spill his blood.
In the 50's version the "rock" that lands on Piggies head "bounces".
Wasn't the beast the pilot too? That totally defeats the purpose of the novel, because it's supposed to be man. Man, the fifties was major weaksauce, not showing explicit deaths of children.
The 90's version was win! Why not with lines like "Shove his dick in the conch!".
I wonder if that sounds like someone is deflowering the ocean...
Deflowering is such a wierd, almost medievil, term. I like it.
I'm going to break it to you in the most simple terms. "They" don't.
Deflowering is such a wierd, almost medievil, term. I like it.
Guess that makes you a real man then, eh chauvinist pig?
Jimmy, do you know what a hymen is?
In the recent fad of reviving old threads, I'm bringing back Clean Cup, in FuzzyDice's memory!
Jimmy, do you know what a hymen is?
Oh man Eric, one of my friends is a manslut and he said something along the lines of "I break promises like I break hearts" and I told him it would've been funnier if he had replaced 'hearts' with 'hymens' but he didn't get it and I had to explain using Wikipedia.
Nice little shock there, Davinq?
Mein gott, what have I done? I would never knowingly expose such a hideous beast to such an innocent young man!
I am making this thread relevant to my interests.
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Discuss.
I am making this thread relevant to my interests.
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Discuss.
OH MY GOD YOU ****ING FREAK
I am making this thread relevant to my interests.
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Discuss.
You're an ugly SOB.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
you know it :9
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Shame the only one I had was this watermarked cock.
moms minivan is so hxc man im not workin 4 da man man
Nice little shock there, Davinq?
Sorry I haven't been checking in on the forums recently guys.
@Jimmy: YES.
I actually lol'd. Wikipedia is such an informative thing inn't it?
Yes, even if it isn't too graphic.
I cant help it. I always imagined you with orange hair for obvious reason *looks at Cheez's avvy*
Being random! I'm back for a limmited time only!(which means never again) I got an e-mail today, saying an e-mail on this acount had been sent, so I just decided to post ONE LAST TIME!