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Samnmax221

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Posted in: NetHack: PRETTY VERY AWESOME.
  Samnmax221
09-10-2006, 11:25 PM
#8
If you'd only upped your persuasion, maybe Shelly Gotsumnuts would have gone out with you and you wouldn't be trying to cut yourself....  [Read More]
Posted in: NetHack: PRETTY VERY AWESOME.
  Samnmax221
09-10-2006, 11:17 PM
#6
You'd be able to cut yourself if you'd only up your accuracy stats....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 4:36 PM
#208
Funny, I'll bet the aliens put that pipe wrench under the drivers seat in my truck so my dad would find it and I''d get a lecture. Wait maybe it was me. OH NOES! It was the Bob Hope Man!...  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 4:25 PM
#206
Don't be silly, it was the Dali Lama trying to prevent you from learning the truth about the Free Tibet movement....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 3:56 PM
#204
Somr un helpzzthez tading me away!...  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 3:04 PM
#198
Why of course, it does seem strange that they wouldn't have made an attempt when I was doing something reckless instead of trying to crossing a major intersection....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 3:02 PM
#196
Bloody cellphones covered in blood are cool too, although I cleaned it up....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 3:00 PM
#194
Well this was mostly my fault, I'm sure Windu6 would like to blame the aliens for this but it just didn't happen like that. Speaking of Cellphones, I managed to get blood on mine while I was calling the cops. Though I only got a $50 ticket, and I'll...  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 1:37 PM
#191
No, I'm just waiting for the insurance adjuster to get off his ass and look at it so I can have my money....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 1:30 PM
#189
I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you too!I hate you...  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 1:26 PM
#187
No sympathy for my poor truck?! I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate yo...  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 1:19 PM
#185
That is a Ford E350 panel truck, on my way to school yesterday I expierienced a low speed crash with one, my truck is totaled. Thankfully I have good insurance....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 1:10 PM
#182
Seriously, SamnMax your sense of humor is insane, but awesome at the same time. It's very shocking and IN YO FACE. Don't ever change. I might have to behave for alittle while. Here's a life lesson for all. Don't get in a fight with one of these. http...  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-14-2006, 10:40 PM
#167
I spent lunch down the hill in the Planned Parent parking lot, putting on a skit for the churchy types who were marching aroun with their cross. I knew that coat hanger would come in handy....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-14-2006, 10:07 PM
#165
Oh boy, I might buy a CB radio tommorow, now I can taunt the truck drivers as I pass them....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-11-2006, 9:39 PM
#98
How does cutting open someone's head with a pick-axe apply to real life? Actually they go in through the tear gland, and tap it a few times, severing nueral connections in the frontal lobe....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-10-2006, 11:37 PM
#85
That its bad, I think thats what the teacher said....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-10-2006, 11:33 PM
#83
I got to watch a video of an "Ice-pick lobotomy" in pysch, it was great....  [Read More]
Posted in: 1337 7|-||z34|)
  Samnmax221
09-10-2006, 11:29 PM
#80
My mind looks like Oleander's, just with more genocide....  [Read More]
Posted in: A Toast to Summer
  Samnmax221
09-14-2006, 9:52 PM
#69
Yelling at stupid bitches is fun, but ****ing around with pro-lifers is priceless....  [Read More]
Posted in: A Toast to Summer
  Samnmax221
09-11-2006, 9:58 PM
#50
You are twisted Sam. Yet that sounds oddly at home to the type of stuff I'd see here. Do you live in NY or Cali? Expect that from New-Yorkans, and I've seen it happen here too. Up in the Norderen regions of Minnesota, according to my parents our type...  [Read More]
Posted in: A Toast to Summer
  Samnmax221
09-11-2006, 9:50 PM
#48
NO. I HATE THAT SONG. THE WHOLE ALBUM WAS TERRIBLE. DOOKIE>>>>>AMERICAN IDIOT. Greenday just plain sucks, I don't like EMO and I don't like punk. But on another note, I was driving around looking for a job today. Some bitch coming ou...  [Read More]
Posted in: Got my sketchbook!
  Samnmax221
09-16-2006, 1:03 PM
#26
What is this CB? Civil Band Radio, so I can taunt truck drivers....  [Read More]
Posted in: Got my sketchbook!
  Samnmax221
09-14-2006, 10:21 PM
#23
Goddamnit, I can't afford this and a CB set....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Collected SAM&MAX Surfin' the Highway
  Samnmax221
09-10-2006, 11:21 PM
#63
Cause NAPALM sticks to kids! NAPALM sticks to kids!...  [Read More]
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