I was just worried you might be a filthy socialist, ME LIBERTARIAN NO LIKE PUSSIES WHO DON'T LIKE MONEY.
ME NO LIKE PUSSIES
Who does over here these days?
Man, I love John Stossel's 'stache! I think that's the main point of libertarianism anyway.
I likes money and I likes being profane. Where else would I fit?
On the set of a gangsta rap music video?
Ok, so I was reading about how hard this book is to find and how expensive it is. I go down to my local comic shop and pick up a copy for $11.32. I take it that was a steal.
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Yeah.. Hey, back to the original post, don't suppose anybody has a copy of S-t-H that they'd sell me for, say, less than 50? Mmm? Any takers?
Nope, but I will fight you in the pit of fire breathin' snakes.
Nope, but I will fight you in the pit of fire breathin' snakes.
For the comics? Or just for the love of incineratory reptiles?
Keep that up eyesore, and I'll bump you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.
Threats as empty as your soul, I say. Have at you.
Cause NAPALM sticks to kids!
NAPALM sticks to kids!
Cause NAPALM sticks to kids!
NAPALM sticks to kids!
I hear it also adheres effectively to European literature, durian fruits (which are mutually sticky), and certain membes of parliament.
But I concede, kids are succinct targets.
I've had durian fruit. What's nice about it is that you could be walking down the street, trip on a pothole, and land open-mouthed on a pile of baboon ****. You wouldn't even mind, really, because hell you've stuck durian in your mouth before. Prostitutes probably don't mind it all that much either.
Shall we go skunk hunting?
I'd rather go hunting for Skinkie. Where'd that bugger mosey off to anyway?
:dozey: I assume none of you was able to stimulate him the way he wants it. So I'd say he got himself a girlfriend.
Since when has a girlfriend been an acceptable substitute for the Internet?!
Since when has a girlfriend been an acceptable substitute for the Internet?!
Only if she's got a savent-like memory like mine, and is able to regale me with tales of death and lesbianism.
I don't think I'd date an Amazon woman. Maybe if she could cook and not smell terrible...maybe. Also, right breast intact would be a plus, but I'm not too picky these days.
Also, right breast intact would be a plus, but I'm not too picky these days.
You can't be, with only one testicle.
Ouch, that comment might cause pain for someone.
My phantom testicle is calling out to me for vengeance. It's telling me to kill those bastards who did this to me. I'm more than happy to oblige it.
What the hell is the right breast intact referencing?
Amazon women chopped off one of their titties to make firing a bow easier, no I didn't read it in a blog.
With this severed breast, do you think they had...dirty pillow fights?
No, But I imagine they had hot girly sex in animal guts!
In retrospect, I suppose animal guts seem to me as being amply appropriate, judging by the observed lack monobreasted lingerie.
A prize to the man who can link to the video most similar to the above described situation!
I'm in your hotel stroking my bobba!
A prize to the man who can link to the video most similar to the above described situation!
I give, Itchy. Lay it on us.