So I must be the last person in the world to play this. I've been sitting here all day on the alt.org nethack servers (Besides coming here or playing Chromehounds) and it is crazy.

Just go here (http://alt.org/nethack/) and play. For example, my name is Jimbles, and people can go into the spectator mode and watch me screw up horribly and get lost on the first level of my dungeon.

It hasn't got superb state-of-the-art graphics, but man, does it have some awesome text! As with all the other Roguelike games.

I suggest everyone who has ever lived play this, since you only need Telnet to.

I like the fact that you said pretty very awesome. I am so stealing that for a catch phrase. I haven't clicked the link yet, but I will eventually.

Play it. I stole from a store, broke out, got blinded by a pie in my face, ran screaming, and got killed by a gecko.

You silly emo kid.

I was stealing teleportation scrolls, man.

And then I started beating people with the body of a kobold.

You'd be able to cut yourself if you'd only up your accuracy stats.

hahah WOW.

If you'd only upped your persuasion, maybe Shelly Gotsumnuts would have gone out with you and you wouldn't be trying to cut yourself.

Maybe I'm just retarded, but I don't get how to make the game work. So I give up. I tired though. And that's what counts.