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He was the life of the place. True. But some people didn't understand his brand of wit, and the "Suicide Bomb" kind of nailed it. So, geez. I can see the sides of this. - Filthy language directed at other users is unacceptable. The contin... [Read More]
*hears Death_Jedi running up behind her, whips around, and deals him a swift karate kick to the gut before he can hit her with the SCUMM ber sign* *leaves again*... [Read More]
Why is everybody always picking one me? *drops bomb* Is it because I'm smart? *drops another bomb* Is it because I'm pretty? *drops another bomb* Is it because I kick ass? *drops a whole buch more bombs* Yeah. That must be it. *leaves, whist... [Read More]
But it was too late. The two wild women had set up HQ somewhere deep in the Caribbean. And roytordes'babe had murdered everyone else. Feeling psychotically remorseful, she threw herself on her sword. And, uhh, a good time was had by all (who had act... [Read More]
"OMG! SHIVERS TURNED INTO AN EVIL PURPLE TENTACLE! AND ANDY IS A MONSTER TOO!" Every stared...not at Shivers and Andy but at Das Mole, for his uncharacteristic use of capitals. So Andy (who had transformed into a blue-eyed priestess with... [Read More]
..It was a Star Wars mod who had just stumbled in by mistake, and was trying to find a way out. The happy group surrounded him. "So....what up man?" said Roy, anxious to be friendly. "Shhhh! Look! Look at that weapon he's got!"... [Read More]
"If Elaine wants your hide..." began Andy- "I said GUTS." he interrupted. "Whatever. If Elaine wants your guts, then you had better kill yourself now and save the trouble of enduring a fight to the death with her." &q... [Read More]
..throwing off his hood... "I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I want my girlfriend!" "Don't we all," said Das, who had trailed Ray and Andy out of the jail. "Why are you wearing a hood?" asked Orca Wail, suddenly appearing... [Read More]
"Hey, this isn't a movie theater," said Andy, starting to turn around, but Ray saw his acquaintance and shouted, "DAS MOLE!" "Shh, he's sleeping," observed Andy. "Don't wake him up." "Oh....ok...eyh...w... [Read More]
"Hish, Roooy, howw ARE you!?" he slurred, "Haven't had mush tiiime to ta post on Lukishforrumss...but heelll thish loomin ale from aReSeN shorrre hitsh the, er, shpot. Andon'tfergitthe HAARD melonade..." Roy took pity on the ineb... [Read More]
(Yeah...why let a successful game die?) Little did she know that the moisture in the air, coupled with her excessive lying in bed habits, would this day or the next bring about some huge adventures of epic proportions. But she knew little, as I sa... [Read More]
Originally posted by Orca Wail Shut up, Andy! i don't see you coming up with any better! Oops, I see you just started to blame something some otherwhere but I listening to jam and making a ham sand witch who was casting a fly rod over the rainbow t... [Read More]