*grabs a bottle o grog and smashes it ova the table and charges at the person who comes in the bar next holding out the broken grog bottle*
Gargh!! I will grog you to the death, my good man!;)
*stumbles into the bar, drunk, not knowing what goes on - looks around - shouts "B A R F I G H T ! ! !"*
*ducks under a table and cries like a baby*
(also when u attack sum1 and hurt them you can put them out of the form for a certain amount of posts
example: death hits alien with a bottle putting him out for 1 post
but only if u want 2)
*grabs a dart out of the dart board and throws it at alien*
>plock<
...................................>plock<
........>plock<
*darts hit the table*
*pulls a chair in front of a gaping hole that is not covered by the table*
[whimpy, desperate voice]ANNE, don't just stand there, help meeeeeee![/whimpy, desperate voice]
*pick up table under which alien is hiding, throws it across room*
what, you cryin for YO MOMMA??
*takes a dart, dips it in curare and throws it*
>pflep<
*dart hits SMT in the neck who's immediatly going down to the ground like a stone to the bottom of a sea*
now try to run to YOUR mommy!
(SMT cant MOVE for at least 1 round)
..
*drops a large dangerous bomb*
*Screams as Andy's stink bomb goes off in her face*
Argh, my eyes, my beautiful eyes! *Cries and runs backwards and forwards*
*calms down*
*Bonnie runs over to where Alien is cowering on the floor, draws a large, scary, Cloud Strife-esque sword, and screams like a Gorrilla on ProZacc at the world in general*
"Come and get me!"
GARGH!
PS- Don't worry Alien, I'll save your hide!
*thwacks everybody with a rubber band*
Ernil bursts in with his friend bluejay, Tim. Ernil pulls off one of Tim's feather, and starts rubbing Andy with it. Because his hand is rubbing oh-so-gently, she never notices. The rubbing goes on constantly for hours until suddenly, Ernil breaks skin. He then sneezes on it, gets the bearly-visable scrape infected, and then walks away. Andy turns deathly ill in the next 10 minutes.
Orca pulls out her handydandy camcorder.
This will make an excellent documentary.
*Grabs a sword from out of the wall and swings it at captain andy*
Why is everybody always picking one me?
*drops bomb*
Is it because I'm smart?
*drops another bomb*
Is it because I'm pretty?
*drops another bomb*
Is it because I kick ass?
*drops a whole buch more bombs*
Yeah. That must be it.
*leaves, whistling a happy tune*
BOOMM!!!!!!!!!!
"ARRRGGGG"
*Death flys out of the bar and lands in the Dirt....in a pile...of...yea*
"Wooooo my head is spinning"
*Climbs on the roof of the roof and pulls off the Scumm bar sign, walks back into the scumm bar and slams it over captain andys head*
"Ha now your head is spinning"
Originally posted by Captain Andy
*leaves, whistling a happy tune*
I was long gone, honey.
um.....
*sprints out of the scumm bar and hits andy over the head with the scumm bar sign*
:D
*hears Death_Jedi running up behind her, whips around, and deals him a swift karate kick to the gut before he can hit her with the SCUMM ber sign*
*leaves again*
*opens eyes, coughs
*stumbles drunkenly to feet
"DAMN YOU RAY!!"
*Attacks Ray and Ernil's bluejay with two beer bottles
*sees that some patrons have left the bar and reluctantly crawls from under the table*
*takes an uncertain look around*
"Hah, you better flee! You're no match for me!"
"I win! I-I-I-I-I WIN! You lose! Oh, I'm so good!"
(new rule you can knock people out of the game for a certain amount of posts the highest limit is 3 heres an example)
*death taps alien on the sholder and he turns around, death then punches him in the head knocking him out for 1 post*
(btw that was for real)
*glares at Death Jedi*
Hey, I was meant to be looking after him!
*Uses scary Cloud Strife-esque sword on Death Jedi*
THAT'S FOR CHANGING YOUR SQUALL AVATAR! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Cackles manically*
*falls over*
*Walks into the bar and says, "Oh, **** this." And leaves.*
*sees a lot of stars and cherubs dancing around his head*
"Could someone answer the damn phone!?!"
"Ouw, my head!"
*builds up rage*
"Hey, I just noticed I've got those wicked dangerous claws, sharp teeth and a spearhead-like tail."
*swishes around frantically, thereby taking out several patrons of the bar*
*slips on others' blood and knocks himself out*
*jumps on alien and sticks a gun if his mouth*
"eat this"
*shoots the gun blowing a hole in aliens head*
Rolls around on a table hitting stuff, then falls off *thud*
*Goes back in. "Aw, Hell. I need a drink, anyway.*
*Starts packing heat so he can get a drink*
*notices SamnMax's excessive rage, steals a couple bottles of bacardi from the bar and runs for the door, dragging the sexy bartender with her, then trips over aliens body.
*gets up, takes out sidearm and gets into it with SnM (hehehe thats funny if you have a dirty mind)
*Socks SMT right in the colon with a deranged look in his eye, egging everybody in the bar on*