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I'm thinking, I'm thinking... Nope, I tried to Wing it, but I came up with Zero. I've thought of one now, it's so goddamn easy I'm almost ashamed to put it up, but here we go anyway: "What a swellegant, elegant party this is"... [Read More]
Aha, I got it! MALCOM McDOWELL! I - wait, I uh... hmm. Hey, y' know what kicks ass? GRAND THEFT AUTO 3! Now there's a fine game, yes sir...... [Read More]
No, not JK Rowling. I went through a mystical-fantastical bullcrap phase when I was younger, though. I read a bit of Terry Pratchett here and there as well. I like Wilbur Smith though. Has anyone read The Seventh Scroll? Like Tom Clancy, you have to... [Read More]
Sometimes nothing beats the good old-fashioned, tried-and-true "Goddamned piece of **** machine!" traditionally followed by various threats of micro-technological de-construction.... [Read More]
^ No, I was kicked off the planet Claire years ago. Painfully. < I just spent a sleepless night roaming the streets only to discover a short time ago I'm supposed to go to someone's house for dinner tonight. Whee! V A little less conversation, a... [Read More]
^ 7 ]-[ 4 /\/ l< `/ 0 |_| < Know to cause violent nausea V You are my only friend. You are my friend, right? Because if you aren't, so help me...... [Read More]
^ Kibble is nature's kibble. < It seems I have been fired after all. But the news is not all bad, come Monday I may have a brand new, better paying job. Or, I could be out on my ass in the gutter. Stay tuned! V You are... THE CHOSEN ONE! Don't s... [Read More]
^ Yes, there's nothing like multicoloured strobe lighting to make a bar fight seem that much more chic, hip and generally respectable. < I lose more fights than I will ever admit to your face. So I thank God I'll never have to see your face. Wait... [Read More]
Peter Gunn ('Cause he's just so frickin cool. It's a real shame his '89 vehicle blew so hard. Peter Strauss was great, but everthing else - bleech.)... [Read More]