^ one of my greatest fantasies revealed

< what kind of Bubbly should I bring?

V is upset that I, the round purple one
has returned to haunt the forums

^ Well, yes. But I've been consoling myself by kicking small children.

< My father is very fond of me too. At night, he would give me swimming lessons in the harbour. I learned very quickly, and he was so happy when I made it back to shore he would cry too.

V Stop setting me on fire! It isn't polite.

^ OH MY! I've set Gendo on fire again! Oh my! He's not breathing, send in the Royal Doctor Emergency Staff! CLIIIIIIIP!!! *Nuclear explosion*

> *dead*.....

V .....

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< ; 4/\/\ 7]=[3 3\/;1 1337 /\/\4573|^!!!!!

V ;/\/|)33|)`/ |)0...

^ Been watching daytime TV, eh?

< I'm not a chronic liar, honest.

V What are you lookin' at? Give up?

^ For heaven's sake!

< Oh, my!

V Jesus, Mary, and Joseph in Tinsel Town!

^ I am very very scared of you.

< When I was five, I tried to kill my baby sister. Twice.

V You may have a brain the size of a walnut, but it's an intelligent walnut!

^ BWAHAHAHA!;P
> Is back and alive.;P;P
V Is really pissed off.;P;P;P

^ "Pissed off? If I was dat close to a horse's wiena, I'd be worried about gettin' pissed ON!" ~ Achoo

< Blinkin': "Did you just say 'Abe Lincoln'?"
Achoo: "No, man, I ain't said 'Abe Lincoln'! I said "Hey, Blinkin'! Hold da reins, man."

V "We're men. We're men in tights. TIGHT tights!" ~ Merry Men

^ That's what I like about you, Isis. You're always on guard, defending the people's rights. If I'm ever in a fix, I know who to call on.

< I like Ike.

V Don't touch me.

^ that's not what you said last night

< just spacing man

V jelly baby?

^ Mmm. Jellybaby

< I have roughly 60 Half-Life mods on my HDD, totalling approx. 1GB of space. Beat that.

V High as a kite.

^ as lofty as an eagle

< if any one of those mod's is Manny
then we are impressed, actually I like
that game, use to play as the savage
with the bone in his hair; my fav game
is crowbars only, man that is a hoot.
especially when someone cheats
and suddenly starts pumping you
full of lead in a corner.
also really liked tractor beams
and robot armor in Shogo or Shogun
(forget it's name)

V has just finished their second
Pan Galactic Garggle Blaster

^ And as always, I play to lose.

< Once upon a time, there was a guy who had Gendo Ikari as his avatar. The guy lived until he died. The End.

V Your only friend in the world is your Etch-a-Sketch.

^ not completely true
also fond of Mr Potatoe Head,
Slinky, and Silly Putty.

< went to see XXX tonight
OST and Movie is the Bomb!

V has an extra set
of Hari Krisna robes
in their closet

^ That's just to get close to them, so I can run them all over for 10000 points. Guranka!

< I'm all alone in a crowded room, completely naked under my clothes.

V You're funny lookin'.

^ and you're a monkey's uncle

< today I must do laundry.
it is a dirty job, but someones
got to do it.

V you feel like
chicken tonight
like
chicken tonight

^ Yes, a corporate jingle would nicely complement my repast this PM. Thank you.

< I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

V You are mean. You made me cry.

^ you always were a big cry baby

< my cookie jar
is in the shape of
the cookie monster

V wondering when Navi
is going to be fixed?

^ Wondering right along with you, pal.

< I recently watched the movie Little Women, starring Winona Ryder. I'm not ashamed to admit it, I cried. Not because the film was heartfelt and moving, like the book, but because I was watching the movie Little Women, starring Winona Ryder. All the way through the film I could hear a faint whirring sound, all the while envisioning a headstone marked L.M. Alcott. It will never cease to amaze me, the pure agony guys will put themselves through just to please a member of the opposite sex.

V So, how have you been?

^ much better now that my girlfriend
made me rent and watch Little Women
starring Winona Ryder.;)

< going to watch Little Men
today starring
Danny Devito
Michael J Fox
an Garry Coleman.

V going to a kitchen appliance store
today to get a really kean bowl haircut

^ What about Joe Pesci? Is he in Little Men as well?

Bowl haircut? No, people do enough pointing at me and laughing as it is, thank you.

< Ich hatte nichts zu interessieren, um zu sagen, also schauen deutsche Marken, wie ich.

V Please help me, my German is shocking.

^ better get a seeing eye dog
a german sheppard of course.

< bought Lord of The Rings
video today, I still cry
when Gandalf falls in Moria.
And when Arwen and Aragorn
profess their love.

V hey it's friday already
at least it is here,
how about there?

^ Yep, Friday here too.

< I've got a golden ticket.

V We've got a golden ticket.

^ I hope I win
the life time supply
of chocolate.

< I am eating
the Giant Peach with James.

V they wish they were
an Oscar Myer Weiner.

^ Boy, if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...

< I like to eat food. And sometimes nails.

V I can see into your soul.

^ yes a tiny peanut
in a large can
of mixed nuts and bolts

< today I will play GF
but later on going,
Indie record shopping first

V you bring new Depths
to the term Shallow

^ And you take the term "Lowlife" to new heights.

< Blah, blah, blah. Etc.

V Wow, it's Bananaman!

^ yes and I find you appealing too

< zzzzz going beddy bye soon

V knows where they put their towel

^ Whatever you say, Bananman!

< That's Mr Sh*thead to you.

V Hey, I know you! Keep away from my girlfriend, punk! :mad:

^ Why should I? :p you know what comes next... :p

< Thinking of prunes... mmm... prunes...

V Eh-oh! You're a teletubby!

^ Look who's talking, Barney.

< I have an Iron Lung. The guy I stole it from is pretty pissed.

< What's your story?

^ I have no story, just checking my good old becoming popular in many areas post. :D
< Notices that RogueSquadron.Net's K-Jo'Round has over 1000 replies.:eek:
V Is happy for someone...

^ is Happy for ME, how nice.

<I'm lucky
your lucky
we're all lucky

V It's just a jump to the left

^ Yeah. Watch the first step, right?

< I wonder... No, really.

V Darn you. Gosh darn you to heck.

^ darn you to wool

< I own a Lorax hand puppet,
haven't heard him say much
eco-wise that is.
*he does tell me to kill Gendo
however, must have it out for him*

V You can feel the Cottony softness

^ You think I'm scared of your hand puppet? Well, you'd be right.

< Bad news for me. Seems it's cutback time at work, and I'm right in the line of fire. Fingers crossed.

V Admit it, you have the hots for Steve Martin. I mean, who wouldn't, he's so dreamy...

^ Steve's rollerskating sceen
in LA stories was classic.
yes he's one crazy guy.

< squeezing my virtual spooky
for good luck, Gendo cause
no money no funny. and don't
want to see you go offline
due to the forces of reality

V doesn't know that
a tomatoe is really a fruit.

^ Indeed?

< Soon to be homeless. Boo-hoo. Everybody cry.

V It's a monster! ****! Shiiit!

^ ah yes asterisks deletus
signs of colourful sporting metaphors
*americans please note
the word colour has a letter u
called a vowel in it.
so to does the word honour.
Foreign Mod
and international playboy
and spy ... sssh Tall Guy
can verify this,
but then he will have to
kill you, so sorry;)*

< today it is a rainy day
so for anyone familiar with
the pizza company Pizzaville,
it means I will be making
homemade gourmet pizza,
from scratch. dough and sauce
and all yummmm.

V like to disco and loves to boogie

^ Yes, there's nothing like multicoloured strobe lighting to make a bar fight seem that much more chic, hip and generally respectable.

< I lose more fights than I will ever admit to your face. So I thank God I'll never have to see your face. Wait, that didn't come out quite right...

V I sense a bout of fisticuffs will be the end of that last comment. What do you think?

^ u is silly so I is gonna
birch slap you fargen cork sucker
into next week you bastage!

< hey look Gendo swearing alah
Johnny Dangerously movie.

V likes kibbles and bits,
likes kibbles and bits.

^ Kibble is nature's kibble.

< It seems I have been fired after all. But the news is not all bad, come Monday I may have a brand new, better paying job. Or, I could be out on my ass in the gutter. Stay tuned!

V You are... THE CHOSEN ONE! Don't screw up.

^ Screw what up? This? *BOOM!* Oops.

< "It's that cute 'lil dead kid."

V ; |= `/ 0 |_| < 4 /\/ |^ 3 4 |) 7 ]-[ ; 5 `/ 0 |_| |^ 0 < |<

^ 7 ]-[ 4 /\/ l< `/ 0 |_|

< Know to cause violent nausea

V You are my only friend. You are my friend, right? Because if you aren't, so help me...

^ gosh! mush!
being a figment of your immagination
it is still good to hear this
as now for sure I will get invited
to one of your splendid tea parties.

< make sure you salvage all your GF
stuff off your computer and then when
no one is looking add\remove
vital files and bytes
so the comp goes wonky.

V you came from planet claire

^ No, I was kicked off the planet Claire years ago. Painfully.

< I just spent a sleepless night roaming the streets only to discover a short time ago I'm supposed to go to someone's house for dinner tonight. Whee!

V A little less conversation, a little more action please. (Hey, 'tis the Elvis season.)

^ oooh! Someone wants action! Anytime, anywhere, babe!

< Your Fantasy.

V Bumper stickers! Yay!

^ Bumper stickers are nature's kibble.

< Smile? I am smiling.

V Jolly good show, eh what?

^ You're a naughty boy aren'tcha, Gendo?

< Naughty little Kitten... Prrrrr!

V Naughty or Nice?