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Zoom Rabbit

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Posted in: I am
  Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 8:42 PM
#14
All rightey, then! <font color=orange>"...Which is precisely the reason why we don't encourage feathered headcases--such as the bloated grass-monkey of a dipweasel I see before me here--to engage in multi-dimensional transliteration exerc...  [Read More]
Posted in: I am
  Zoom Rabbit
04-24-2000, 6:43 AM
#11
[i]...Aaaaand, there's the pitch!...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Way of the Jedi...
  Zoom Rabbit
04-27-2000, 10:54 PM
#19
A brief word on fighting, and the way of the warrior: The use of deadly force is a terrible thing, and only those who would avoid its use at all costs should ever be entrusted to use it. The policeman who seeks the gunfight is not the policeman we w...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Way of the Jedi...
  Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 8:03 AM
#17
Upward and onward! The Third Eye: In TPM, we are privy to a couple of conversations between Qui-Gon and his padawan about 'being mindful' of the Force. This is an aspect of Jedi practice that we encountered in TESB, as well, when Yoda counseled Luk...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Way of the Jedi...
  Zoom Rabbit
04-24-2000, 7:17 AM
#14
Thanks, Ki-Adi. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif I see that you're another member of the 'Ridiculously Too Late' internet posting club... I believe that Wizzywig also keeps similar hours. I guess we just write better without that darned s...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Way of the Jedi...
  Zoom Rabbit
04-24-2000, 6:32 AM
#12
Well, a lightsaber is just about the most dangerous weapon to its own wielder that I can think of...and a lightstaff would be more so by quite a wide margin! Think about it...there would be no mass in the blade, which would cut instantly, from any di...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Life THREAD!
  Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 8:20 AM
#41
Kitty-Kat! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif We all think that's tops. We just didn't say so. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif <font size=1>Zooooom--!</font> ------------------ "The entire universe is simply th...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Life THREAD!
  Zoom Rabbit
04-25-2000, 4:56 AM
#38
Ah. Amphigorey. This explains much... All fear the Insect God!!! ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Signature???
  Zoom Rabbit
04-29-2000, 6:52 AM
#2
Wow. I'm computer-challenged, too, so I feel your pain. Try going to one of Lighbulba's recent posts, with the picture. Click on the edit button on the bar at the top of the post, and you should be able to see the code used. Might give you an idea ho...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
04-29-2000, 5:34 AM
#75
It should be noted that while an entrenching tool might double as medicinal anesthesia in a pinch, it should never be used for harvesting (not counting potatoes) or depicted with other tools in a religious context. People are superior to cats becau...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
04-27-2000, 7:48 AM
#73
Why 'Radio Free Saturn,' you say? Simple really. The planet's rings give me a broadband radio transmitter powerful enough to jam the very sun when the time comes to launch my evil plans... <font size=1>Then again.</font> <font colo...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 6:37 AM
#70
If a tree falls in a forest, on top of the only person capable of hearing it...will that person reincarnate with an unreasonable and unexplained fear of silent trees? "Is the glass half empty or half full?" "Give me your glass!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: the hannibal files
  Zoom Rabbit
04-27-2000, 9:53 PM
#6
*!* <font size=1>Can't...stop...laughing...! Eyes...all...watery--!</font>...  [Read More]
Posted in: Anakin's Pod
  Zoom Rabbit
04-29-2000, 7:13 AM
#6
If they sold a winning podracer...and gave the money to Shmi...then why doesn't she just buy her own freedom?!? Especially considering she could sell C3PO, too! Stupid! Stupid...! ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal c...  [Read More]
Posted in: test
  Zoom Rabbit
04-29-2000, 6:45 AM
#8
"Tsetse (tse-tse) fly: an insect from Africa whose painful bite can cause African Sleeping Sickness." What's all the fuss about...?...  [Read More]
Posted in: test
  Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 7:32 PM
#5
Okay, I'll take it then: 'Magnificent pair of test-es there, Luspher!' *(Zoom Rabbit scurries for the nearest rabbit hole (but not a black one!) and is gone...)* http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif ------------------ "The entire u...  [Read More]
Posted in: test
  Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 10:33 AM
#3
Wow! Good one, Luspher. I'll have to go with: 'Manifest Destiny' and 'Pythagoras' for my answers... http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Event Horizon
  Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 10:27 AM
#8
Well, I went through a black hole and found myself in a hideous anti-universe were Bill Clinton is the president and you have to pay extra for cheese with your hot pretzel at the mall... Anyone get a count of how many times they say 'mindful' in the...  [Read More]
Posted in: Interwoven
  Zoom Rabbit
04-27-2000, 10:03 PM
#15
Don't confuse poor Hannibal. Those elephants were heavy, and now it's the twenty-first century and you can buy a plastic card from a machine that entitles you to get on another machine and talk to absolutely anyone in the world (provided you know the...  [Read More]
Posted in: Interwoven
  Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 8:13 PM
#6
Zoom Rabbit's vote concerning these matters: Midichlorians--Silly. I recall reading somewhere that a certain amount of consciousness has been discovered at the cellular level, but I don't think George was talking about that. It seems as if he's tryi...  [Read More]
Posted in: light v dark
  Zoom Rabbit
04-28-2000, 5:27 AM
#16
The Mad Scotsman Cloning Laboratories would like to introduce, for the spring of 2000...boneless, self-basting hogs!!! Tired of paying for all those bones at the butcher's counter, only to throw them away? Or how about all the hassle of removing the...  [Read More]
Posted in: light v dark
  Zoom Rabbit
04-27-2000, 8:55 AM
#11
Well, it's all black-and-white, as far as I'm concerned... http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: light v dark
  Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 9:00 PM
#8
Point: in a universe were there was only light...no shadows, no differentiation of any kind...what meaning would the light have? The light needs the dark to define itself. Take this notion to its greatest extreme: the universe itself. We have cre...  [Read More]
Posted in: Fight Yoda will!
  Zoom Rabbit
04-27-2000, 11:09 PM
#11
The richer the ear hair is in sebaceous oil, the more it glistens. It's the shimmering that hypnotizes, so the technique's effectiveness would be directly related to the health of Yoda's follicles. On a slightly different tangent...I believe that Yo...  [Read More]
Posted in: Fight Yoda will!
  Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 11:41 AM
#6
Yoda? That little troll? What, does he wiggle his ears and hypnotize people with his flowing ear hair? Come on--Yoda would be stopped by the sign at the ride and you guys all know--! Grblxp!<font size=1>Squeak.</font> *Thud!* ............  [Read More]
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