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Posted in: Alien life? Not likely...
  Zoom Rabbit
02-14-2000, 7:24 AM
#49
Planetary alignment?!? Oh no! It's a sign! Run! Run, I say--! The celestial dragon is playing billiards again, and we're the cue ball... http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Alien life? Not likely...
  Zoom Rabbit
02-11-2000, 4:42 AM
#26
TAF brings up the main reason why I haven't been involved in this debate: we don't know. We're too small in scale to have all of the facts about the greater universe available, from which we could make an educated decision about the feasibility of in...  [Read More]
Posted in: Alien life? Not likely...
  Zoom Rabbit
02-09-2000, 6:20 AM
#2
If there is no alien life, then just who left those whirly patterns out in my back field? http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
02-15-2000, 6:08 AM
#52
<font color=green>"...Live, from stylish and exciting Cow Corners, Utah...we are pleased to bring you the one, the only: "Dwarfsleezle!"</font> http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif Oh, nevermind. That wasn't going...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
02-14-2000, 6:59 AM
#49
<font color=red>"Fetch me my speargun and snorkel! Dinner's on!"</font> If anyone had told me, twenty-five years ago, that Fonzie and Howie would be respected movie directors, I would have smacked myself in the head with my own...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
02-13-2000, 7:30 PM
#46
<font color=orange>"...Une autre langue? Pourquoi? Le francais (la langue des cochons francais) est obvieusement le meilleur.</font> http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I have kidnapped several...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
02-11-2000, 4:10 AM
#42
Spinach my ass! And what's he got in that pipe, anyway?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
02-05-2000, 7:40 AM
#39
That's okay. It probably wasn't worth sitting through anyway. He wanted to bring his horse up there with him, but I refused. We just aren't equipped to deal with fetid ponycakes of that magnitude. Maybe I should cancel the Jimmy Carter and Marilyn...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
02-04-2000, 9:10 AM
#36
<font color=orange>BANZAI TERIYAKI CHICKEN:</font> <font size=1>In addition to racing jet podracers, piloting Rebel space fighters, hosting an underground radio station and comparing the insights of both western and eastern mystici...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
02-04-2000, 8:41 AM
#35
<font color=red>"...Woo-hoo! I just rode into town ahead of them injuns, and boy am I thirsty! Anyone wanna buy an authentic injun chief's peace pipe, still smouldering? Get away from my horse! He's from the future--he doesn't eat oats, bu...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
02-03-2000, 8:09 PM
#34
Thank God for entropy! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif (As the philosophers, scientists and thelogians in the house are chewing on that one, I'll get on with the program.) <font color=orange>"...Why does it have to be so dar...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
02-02-2000, 10:59 PM
#32
Too late! *(Zoom Rabbit isolates Crater with an angular confinement beam an transports her into a holding cell.)* You're the guest of honor, now! Haw! Haw! Haw! Have some brandy. Cigar? Tell us about your latest tour of the Indian subcontinent. Whe...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
02-01-2000, 7:56 AM
#30
Well, now! Radio Free Saturn is back on the air!!! A well-placed terrorist psychokinetic pulse of some kind cause my monitor to go <font color=yellow>FZAP--!</font> <font size=1>*Twinkle*</font> ...But things are going just...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-26-2000, 8:00 AM
#28
<font color=blue>Well wax my hair and call me squeaky! It's President Reagan! Over here, sir--we have you signed up to help make sandwiches in the lobby. If you'll just follow me...</font> I expect to find this submarine absolutely spotl...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-26-2000, 7:46 AM
#26
Hold it! Stop! Before this radio show goes any further, I want to know, here and now--and without any obfuscation or misdirection--exactly what the hell <font color=yellow>processed cheese food</font> is supposed to be!!! These are seri...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-25-2000, 5:38 AM
#24
<font color=red>CLAM SAUCE!!!</font> http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif I never did trust those buggers. They go best in a nice fettucine alfredo, if you ask me... <font color=blue>"...Flaccid rock art of the diseas...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-24-2000, 7:36 PM
#22
"Why is the sky blue?" "What does a whale think a submarine is?" "Does the wise man on the mountain top have the whole world up his butt?" So many questions. So few hostages. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-24-2000, 6:54 AM
#21
<font color=yellow>"Elves are delicious! I wouldn't have thought the fat guy could put up so much of a fight, though..."</font> And the reindeer? <font color=yellow>"Too stringy...and I ain't eatin' no animal that g...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-22-2000, 7:34 PM
#19
"Last one alive. Shields down, ship on fire. If I could get the computers online, I could send a distress call--not that any help could possibly arrive in time. This whole beastly star system is full of one-man fighters...they snipped away our s...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-21-2000, 8:22 AM
#18
Apologize to an oversexed rodent with silly ears? Whatever for, man? Zoom Rabbit just bought X-Wing for his PC. Violence is really a lot of fun! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-20-2000, 10:58 PM
#16
<font color=blue><font size=1>Now that you'e leaned so far forward that your nose feels staticky and squinted just to read this, aren't you sorry you even bothered in the first place?</font></font>...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-20-2000, 8:15 AM
#14
No quotes. No sources. This space cowboy don't work with a net, buck-o! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif "Get away from that pressure hatch! Twelves inches of space are all that are separating us from your butt and being sucked bodily...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-20-2000, 4:27 AM
#12
"...So this electric sheep walks into a bar and sez, 'gimme a shot of whiskey.' The bartender sez, 'We don't serve your kind in here.' So the electric sheep discharges 112,000 kilowatts of static electricity into the bar, instantly frying the ba...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-20-2000, 4:21 AM
#11
<font size=1>Lightbulba? No sooba baghwashka?</font> Hyperspherical postfrontal transcendentalism! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
01-20-2000, 12:33 AM
#10
<font size=5>Electric Sheep Jokes!</font> Q: "Why did the electric sheep cross the road?" A: "Because a negative charge on the other side precipitated electromagnetic attraction." "Does an electric sheep have a...  [Read More]
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