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Zoom Rabbit

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Posted in: The Way of the Jedi...
  Zoom Rabbit
05-22-2000, 7:51 AM
#53
Another Jedi weapon: the sling. (I'm talking about the biblical David-and-Goliath weapon, not the modern sling-shot.) These are fairly easy to make, being just a leather pouch with two long strings off either end. Tie a loop in one end and a knot in...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cult/Creed/Ideology Poll:
  Zoom Rabbit
05-31-2000, 6:54 PM
#245
I agree with Wiz...'weak atheists' are just fine. I think the wisest words I ever hear anyone say are 'I don't know.' It's the people who absolutely deny that there can be a God who scare me. They are essentially saying they they are the highest be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Recommend me a game
  Zoom Rabbit
06-04-2000, 5:54 AM
#3
Well, the only games this rabbit plays are starfighter sims (and Podracer, of course)! Try out X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter if you have a 16 MB RAM (like me http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/frown.gif), or X-Wing Alliance and Rogue Squadron if you have 32 M...  [Read More]
Posted in: Perhaps you can help me......
  Zoom Rabbit
06-02-2000, 7:20 AM
#4
I've been doing it by holding my breath and concentrating real hard...! *Mmmm-mmph!* <font color=orange>There. See?</font> http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Top Ten rumors about Episode 2
  Zoom Rabbit
05-31-2000, 7:26 PM
#10
...And besides the fact that the Emperor's name is Palpatine? My rumor (and it isn't a rumor): Shmi and C3PO conceive the next Skywalker (Uncle Owen), and Boba Fett turns out to be Han Solo's father. Meanwhile, R2-D2 studies the Force under Yoda whi...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cassamassina ain't no Luke Skywalker...
  Zoom Rabbit
05-22-2000, 11:43 PM
#5
Yeh, anyone can see throgh that....  [Read More]
Posted in: X-Wing vs Tie Fighter Help Needed
  Zoom Rabbit
05-20-2000, 7:12 AM
#4
Good luck when you've got that installed, Sutak. Logic will do you no good when there's a star destroyer RIGHT THERE, and it's launching TIE fighters at you... 'Peace, and long life,' my Vulcan friend. <font size=1>Or is that 'Pieces, so lon...  [Read More]
Posted in: X-Wing vs Tie Fighter Help Needed
  Zoom Rabbit
05-20-2000, 3:50 AM
#2
Oh, that's an easy one to fix! Do you have a shotgun?...  [Read More]
Posted in: curse you, Red Baro-- er-- wiz! I'm scarred for life!
  Zoom Rabbit
05-20-2000, 7:45 AM
#17
Well, my cold went away...but now I have an abcessed tooth that's flared up! Oy! Why me? I didn't post any Jar-Jar curseable pictures... *Sigh* At least I still have my sense of humor. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif ------------------ &q...  [Read More]
Posted in: curse you, Red Baro-- er-- wiz! I'm scarred for life!
  Zoom Rabbit
05-19-2000, 5:53 AM
#13
Ike, practicing witchcraft? Hmm... http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would "balance to the force" look like?
  Zoom Rabbit
05-31-2000, 7:10 PM
#6
Gaa-aah--! That monkey has me hypnotized! I burned the tapes...I buried Jimmy Hoffa in a dress...Monica Lewinsky has a mole on her--hello! I'm back! What were we just talking about? Oh, yeah...Jedi. It doesn't surprise me that some older Jedi surviv...  [Read More]
Posted in: gamera won't help you on this one.
  Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2000, 8:19 PM
#47
Mr. President, that's stupid. You wouldn't be fixing the wheel at all, just making it look different. And I don't see what you hope to accomplish with this barbecue silliness... ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chao...  [Read More]
Posted in: gamera won't help you on this one.
  Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2000, 10:12 AM
#40
Well, I think that I would sidestep the spoke replacement issue altogether by piling all of my earthly belongings on the backs of horses and rebuilding the wooden cart into a Roman ballista with which I could hurl enormous crossbow bolts at my oppone...  [Read More]
Posted in: gamera won't help you on this one.
  Zoom Rabbit
05-31-2000, 6:39 PM
#26
Welcome, hominids! A word of caution: this site is a little rougher than RS.net. Don't take your droids into the bar, and don't sit with your back to the door... Just kidding. I have a new ultimate arch enemy to announce: Ronald McDonald. You know.....  [Read More]
Posted in: gamera won't help you on this one.
  Zoom Rabbit
05-25-2000, 4:29 AM
#21
http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif Aha! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif Now http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif we http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif know http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif your http://www.je...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
06-04-2000, 8:28 PM
#158
Episode twenty-seven: Confessions of a Voodoo Sex Robot Q: So where did you go wrong? A: <font color=yellow>I would have to say that was when I chose to follow my transcendent dream of the magic floating happy face which is always just around...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
05-31-2000, 7:02 PM
#157
Howdy, Chillin! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif We're talking about the global economic trade fluctuations that are implicit in the stock value readjustment of several key importers of tea from the Chinese mainland. Elves: take a large...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
05-23-2000, 8:58 AM
#153
<font color=orange>"...Bad robot! You killed the neighbor's dog and brought me its head, when all I really wanted was the morning paper...!"</font> If Bill Clinton is no longer allowed to practice law, will he seek a career in...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
05-20-2000, 6:59 AM
#152
Oh, wow. It's been a long, long time since I had the album I'm thinking of, but I think that's Little Feat there, from Waiting For Columbus. On the other hand, I could be completely wrong. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif Mine was Rush, th...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
05-19-2000, 6:15 PM
#150
Today's musical selection From first to last The peak is never passed Something always fires that light That gets in your eyes One moment's high And glory rolls on by Like a streak of lightning That flashes and fades in the summer sky... (Our prize...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
05-19-2000, 8:19 AM
#148
Pink Monkey, shut the hell up. You have no idea what you're talking about. Those are interstate highways meant to facilitate the movement of large motor vehicles, not overflowing concrete trying to cover up all the grass! You've completely misinterpr...  [Read More]
Posted in: Radio Free Saturn
  Zoom Rabbit
05-19-2000, 5:28 AM
#146
Yuppers. Offspring, 'twas! Zen knock-knock riddle: "Knock-knock!" "Who's there?" "You are." (Eternal silence.)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Fight Yoda will!
  Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2000, 11:23 AM
#41
I like Xai-Qui's idea! <font color=orange>"Seek not the true nature of reality but rather the real nature of truth!"</font> "Huh?" <font color=orange>*Slash!*</font> ------------------ "The entire...  [Read More]
Posted in: Fight Yoda will!
  Zoom Rabbit
06-03-2000, 7:08 AM
#37
(BTW: I know The Master and Chillin from www.roguesquadron.net (http://www.roguesquadron.net) *. They're mostly harmless.) http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif *Visit me there, too. I'm Imladil in the Pilot's Lounge forum......  [Read More]
Posted in: Fight Yoda will!
  Zoom Rabbit
06-03-2000, 7:04 AM
#36
<font size=5><font color=red>SHE?!?</font></font> No matter, what your personal views on the matter of deity nominative selection, the human (who obviously is not God, but some prankster http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile...  [Read More]
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