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^^ Good choice as well, the Nazis also had a way with developing kickass weaponry with equally kickass names, like Sturmgewehr. Sturmgewehr. Compare with Allied inventions: The Thompson rifle. Thompson? Seriously? Thanks Sabre! Indeed, the Nazis al... [Read More]
Don't really have much of a deep interest in modern weaponry or anything, but I like the Dragunov, because it's Soviet, it's a sniper rifle and it has the most kickass weapon name of all time: http://www.dreadgazebo.com/gunporn/wp-content/uploads/200... [Read More]
Kendrick grabbed a nearby handhold as the ship rocked to Starboard hard. It leveled out again and he chuckled, "I think I may have broken something important on this ship...." He checked the plasma pistol and continued moving towards the... [Read More]
Kendrick suddenly reached a main communication port, at the same time, hearing a large rumble come from somewhere in the ship. He began looking around in the comm port, he needed to do something to prevent the destruction of Harvest, if that's what... [Read More]
The flash of events had taken Kendrick by surprise. He was ambushed, he knew that much, but it would seem it was just him, the Spartan, and some other Marine. The rest were dead, and now they were going to the brig. "Not if I can help it....&qu... [Read More]
"30 seconds to Covenant contact!!" Shouted the pilot. Kendrick stuck a magazine of rounds into his battle rifle. "Got it. Everyone gear up, boarders, prep gas grenades, we move fast, shoot accurate, and find a route to disable the sh... [Read More]
Sallah: What? You were named after the dog?! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dr. Henry Jones Sr: As a matter of fact! He was! HAHAHAAH! Indiana Jones: I hate my name. -Original ending to The Last Crusade... [Read More]
Obi: "That's no moon." Luke: *busts out laughing* Of course not!! It doesn't have the other side!! Han: Idiot. C-3P0: Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior... Chewbacca: RROAAR!! -Deleted scene, was considered to stupid to... [Read More]
Vlad stepped closer to Aiden, he turned back to Attriana. "Well, we've all been under alot of stress lately, he probably jsut cracked. That or the serum is acting, but I'm thinking it's stress." He looked back at Aiden and sighed, "I... [Read More]
Vlad shook his head, confused. "Must be some sort of hallucination..." He looked to Yuri and Boris. "Go over and cuff him, keep him safe, from both the zombies and himself. When he stops acting like this, let him go, but if he resis... [Read More]
Vlad chuckled at Attriana, "It was either that or you died. Which would you rather have?" He then looked at Aiden pecularily, wondering why he was acting so strangely. "Ummmm, yes, I'm Russian, and we don't have a Prime Minister, it... [Read More]
Vlad looked at Sam and squinted, "Why would I have your Desert Eagle? You know by now I like rifles!" Yuri chuckled and handed Sam the Desert Eagle and patted him on the back. "Sorry, you dropped it back there, it was just too tempti... [Read More]
((Ummm...I think there's been a misunderstanding, but we are still in the subway)) Vlad cocked his head to the right, raising an eyebrow to Smith. "Sorry, Lieutenant-Colonel, but I have better things to handle then pay attention to an American... [Read More]
Vlad looked at Smith,"I hope there isn't a war, Lieutenant. Your country is in bad condition as it is, my forces would make it worse. Perhaps some other time..." He smiled and took Sam's hand, standing without problem. He looked down at t... [Read More]
Konig fired a rocket from his wrist and blew the flying boulder apart. He looked at Bevorin, just in time to see his old comrade get smashed into the dirt. "NO!" He shouted, and ran over kneeling by his friend. He took off Bevorin's h... [Read More]
Konig enhanced his lenses and caught a glimpse of Wrath. He then enhanced the audio-receptors and caught Wrath's conversation with the 'no-kill' target, Andorra. "Smart....he's smooth for a Dark Jedi. But it won't last long, we'll have to use t... [Read More]
Granted, you decide to go into the dead-end buisness of repairing clocks, and now, heavily in debt, you finally have your reason to use words like 'clockwork.' I wish I were a King of a small country with the largest military on Earth.... [Read More]
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be... [Read More]
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be... [Read More]