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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: The lightsaber concept
  Darth Avlectus
07-26-2011, 8:44 PM
#20
awesome-ness (not a word). I don't think the internetz care. :p I agree, though, that in making these characters someone for the average person to relate to, it does lose its mystical edge. I haven't caught word of this Revan novel, could you tell...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
08-17-2011, 12:23 AM
#214
I'd be in too much pain to comprehend fear. L.A. going with Darth Revan being reborn as Darth Malgus. (This has been bothering the $*** outta me and ANY constructive refutations to it when I write my blog on it will make me feel better!)...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-18-2011, 11:04 PM
#1574
Good idea: the "microsoft sucks" crowd will be your best customers and they pay quite well. Also it'd make crashing some buttmunch's computer a snap since you won't have to write your own virus program. :dev11: but it's still a kludge Perh...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-18-2011, 1:16 AM
#1572
Good Idea: DAMN YOU EA BIOWARE! Using properly encased and retrofitted heating elements from various devices as high power low resistance resistors for an old argon laser power supply....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-17-2011, 12:28 AM
#1569
Bad idea: Egotistical moves are often knocked by fans in the real world, and hard. At least if I know you anything as well as I think I do, Alk. Bombarding rival colleges, covertly, with explosive urinals to boost the status of your own college....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-17-2011, 12:09 AM
#1567
Hilarious idea: she *must* be horrible because all my search engines just had errors when looking up the query "Canada's worst voice actress". :xp: Beating a dead horse in every sense of the term....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-13-2011, 11:23 PM
#1564
Good idea. Gotta have *somewhere* to put all those dead bodies. :p Playing Frisbee with hubcaps, trashcan lids and old china....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
08-18-2011, 1:11 AM
#1896
Granted, you remember what it was and wish for it and get it unfortunately you also remember why you wanted to forget it and forget to wish for it in the first place. I wish the whole Vice City thing were real....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
08-17-2011, 12:16 AM
#1893
Granted, unfortunately, it's 85 metric tons of rotten fruit all dumped on your house. :D Granted, but unfortunately now that his apartment has been destroyed, he has to live in the dump truck because he has nowhere else to go. You have no idea of th...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
08-13-2011, 11:11 PM
#1888
Granted, unfortunately this time around when the thing comes apart the piece meant for me merely knocks me over and breaks several ribs, and from that it is redirected and shatters both of your kneecaps. Now you have to deal with your legs and choose...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
08-13-2011, 4:39 PM
#1886
^^^You get it on video, but are convicted later for negligence failure to assist in an emergency. While you avoid prison, you spend the next 50 years on probation and my family and friends come after you for the video. I wish I had Lloyd Christmas a...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
08-11-2011, 2:15 PM
#1884
Granted, he does, but he breaks the glass part and uses that and the spinning blade thing to maim unfortunate bastards all over your bedroom. I hope you like blood red for a paint job...along with bits and chunks of scalp and organs shred to ribbons....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
08-05-2011, 6:59 PM
#1881
Granted, but now you have Twenty Two bad things befall you as interest for granting all your extra wishes in advance instead of one at a time. :dev11: Granted. You do everytime you look at yourself in the mirror. :iceburn: Allright then. You asked...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
08-03-2011, 11:27 PM
#1874
Granted, unfortunately the similarity to the mexican word for "bitch" gives them an unexpected massive boost to popularity and EA's offices worldwide are $***-bombed. I wish I could meet Tourettes Guy....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
08-03-2011, 7:07 PM
#1872
Granted, however, they still replace Jennifer Hale with an obnoxious voice acrtess, and in turn you are blamed. When upset customers get together they decide to bury EA in S***, literally. You just so happen to be in the building at the same time thi...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
08-01-2011, 5:20 PM
#1870
Granted. Unfortunately due to chronic head-up-ass corporate politics there is a rift in the company EA, because somehow it managed to also include some copyrighted material they did not have permission for or license to use. The resulting legal catas...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
07-31-2011, 4:41 PM
#1866
Granted: unfortunately some very pissed off hackers in russia crack PSN and XBL and infect all consoles worldwide with viruses and a new chapter in world war 3: nuclear war. I wish the Dragon Quest/Warrior series would have more female bosses, espe...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-17-2011, 12:12 AM
#3039
I'm just going to guess 40% of $28.67Trillion since that is basically what our economy GDP is worth...I think. So figure something around $10 Trillion. Why beware of a gobstopper under the sink?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-17-2011, 12:05 AM
#3037
No. How much does it cost?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-15-2011, 1:18 AM
#3032
^^^You are. What did one thigh say to the other as the fat lady walked up to sing?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-13-2011, 11:19 PM
#3028
I don't, your mother does. :xp: Who will honk the F***ing horn?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-13-2011, 4:41 PM
#3026
By adding something to the question and changing the nature of it entirely. :p If it's 4:00PM and you have monkeys in your underpants, who will honk the horn?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-09-2011, 10:53 PM
#3022
Because you can never have enough bull$***. Is it possible that pro wrestler Sid Eudy and Venture Bros'. Brock Samson were separated at birth?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
08-01-2011, 5:21 PM
#2995
Depends on person and circumstances, some it would be frightening others, not so much. What color is a silver rat?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-29-2011, 6:56 AM
#2990
Indeterminate: Only the Grimm Reaper knows that one for sure. If along with that idea is a certain lifestyle and attitude of a youthful sort, one may allay the death watch ticking down but ultimately death is inevitable. Would I make a good mandalo...  [Read More]
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