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jokemaster

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Posted in: Cantina: The Holiday Special 3!!!!!!
  jokemaster
12-02-2004, 1:54 PM
#4
Matt: What's wrong? Director: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?! YOU AREN'T FROM THIS UNIVERSE! Matt: what? *disappears in a puff of smoke* Greer: That's odd....I felt something familiar about him, as if though we were created by the same person. Oh...  [Read More]
Posted in: Expanding the Metroid universe
  jokemaster
11-17-2004, 11:52 AM
#24
I wish they released Metroid 2 and super metroid w/ updated graphics and story ala Zero mission....  [Read More]
Posted in: Expanding the Metroid universe
  jokemaster
11-16-2004, 1:49 PM
#20
Originally posted by ZBomber Ah, good, I don't want to feel all confused and left out when I play Echoes. ;) I can't beat Mother Brain on Metroid Zero though. :( The game was so easy, then it got hard at the very end of the game, I didn't die ONCE...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 6: PTH Part V Revenge (Discussion)
  jokemaster
11-30-2004, 2:03 PM
#242
Originally posted by BattleDog *Ignores JM*:D Yes, the double standard it a good point. Whats more interesting is the beafy matcho characters, versus the effeminate Classical Greeks. As to film versions, bear in mind that the poem takes 36 odd hou...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 6: PTH Part V Revenge (Discussion)
  jokemaster
11-30-2004, 12:46 PM
#239
I saw oh brother where art thou.......  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
12-04-2004, 8:24 AM
#735
*The man took off the mask, revealing infamous thief Seth Greco* Greco: Had to wait for the guards to move away. Here *He brings out two blasters from the same pouch from which he took the datapad and the charge*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
12-03-2004, 3:46 PM
#733
O'Conell: What the hell was that? You should know he can handle himself in situations tougher than that. Greer: I was just messing with him. We met before, but not introduced. Just wanted to see if he remembered me. O'Connel: And did he? Greer: I don...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
12-02-2004, 6:44 PM
#726
*Greer shrugged* Greer: Too bad. We're heading up there anyway, thought it'd be better to offer you that. I will probably meet you again soon. *Greer and co. rush up the stairs* ((BTW, Where are the Solos being held captive again?))...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
12-02-2004, 1:56 PM
#724
((Damn you Cracken for making a name so hard to remember)) *Greer and co. finally catch up with Starr and Alysara* Greer: Starr! I'm Jim Greer. We haven't met before. I'm with the Neo Republic. Listen: I think it's better if we team up for now. Relet...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
12-01-2004, 1:38 PM
#716
*Greer and Co. witness Alysara and Cracken's passing through, they were curious about Cracken's teleporting.* Greer: Nobody's gonna get out here, let's follow them. *Greer and Co. run after Alysara *...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
11-29-2004, 4:40 PM
#708
((I'm gonna have to jump around time)) *Greer accepted Adrian and had him taken to the detention block. The Vilnovs had to stay on the ship so a leak of the upcoming invasion of corusant wouldn't be risked. He and his group landed well on Corusant,...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
11-21-2004, 4:03 PM
#673
*Chavo feels the ship go into hyperspace, sighs and starts singing again* ----- *Greer and co. prepare for the upcoming mission*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
11-20-2004, 3:58 AM
#659
((Mega post? I remember when a mega post was as big as the whole page! And did no one notice my post?)) *Chavo starts singing again.* ----- *Greer sees a guard looking a bit suprised coming out from a corridor. He recognizes him as one of Flax's a...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
11-19-2004, 7:08 PM
#655
Originally posted by Scar Da Kookee [B"Ah classic steal. [/B] ((Continuing the tradition of making fun of misspells: HA-HA!)) *Greer, worried that Flax hasn't shown up, goes to look for him*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
11-17-2004, 6:07 PM
#639
((Hey RW, will you be controlling our bounties?)) *Corner-man arrives on Nal Hutta. He knew where Dregga's family lived and landed on the outskirts. He looked around, got a speederbike from his ship's compartment, and headed there*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
11-17-2004, 11:59 AM
#635
((WJ: Originally posted by jokemaster Greer: Yes. She may be able to help. *He called the comlink he gave to Tarila* Greer: All right, are you able to meet me somewhere? If so go to *he gave them the coordinates on where they would stop*. Meet me t...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
11-14-2004, 1:40 PM
#627
*SUV ship runs over assasin ship* Driver*Feels a bump*: What the hell was that?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
11-14-2004, 10:40 AM
#622
((I'm joooooooooking!))...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion
  jokemaster
11-14-2004, 9:54 AM
#620
((and how'd he get onboard?))...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion [DISCUSSION THREAD]
  jokemaster
11-29-2004, 4:05 PM
#186
*Wakes up from post-thanksgiving hibernation period* *burps* I'm baaaaaaaaaaack...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion [DISCUSSION THREAD]
  jokemaster
11-20-2004, 3:54 AM
#160
*toasts w/ deac* TO HL2! TO THE GRAVITY GUN! TO THE ****ING AWESOME PHYSICS!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion [DISCUSSION THREAD]
  jokemaster
11-17-2004, 2:19 PM
#153
Well, gee if they find out they're gonna be on the same ship, I think they'd try to take it. And you don't think greer's gonna let 2 assasins run wild on a ship with so many important people in it, do ya?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion [DISCUSSION THREAD]
  jokemaster
11-17-2004, 11:57 AM
#151
Greer just contacted you w/ a location for you to meet up with the ship and trade the hostage, and, if it's still on, help with the assasin situation. And yes, I am doing this for the conflict it will result in with the new guild's price on Flax's he...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion [DISCUSSION THREAD]
  jokemaster
11-16-2004, 9:57 AM
#143
Greer: Rose high in NRI, means automatic pwness in: 1. Counterintelligence 2. Interrogation 3. Investigating Incoming: The Vilnovs=more assasins So your guy is probably screwed. Unless he can teleport....  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 13: Rebellion [DISCUSSION THREAD]
  jokemaster
11-15-2004, 6:13 PM
#141
Damn you all for not noticing my post. It was inspired by an uncle, a cousin, and I in a Llamborgini driving down the road and suddenly seeing a huge SUV that I swear, it could run us over and the driver would only feel a little bump....  [Read More]
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