Come one down to the Awesomedome! Continue where the last person left off and add to it!
C-c-c-come on down to the Awesomedome, watch a live shark jump twenty buses in under five seconds! But kids...
... you aren't legally allowed entry because our half-time show features real live strippers, each of which will derobe before attempting to outrun a major carnivor! But don't worry, because...
The carnivore has no teeth! It is an old carnivore... The strippers will also have to undergo horrible torture from...
A RAMPAGING HORDE OF SCHOOLBUSSESSSS!!! But after that you'll be treated to some...
Cheap booze and a pack of smokes, but then...
The show really begins as a thousand ducks dressed as Romans parade up and down, whilst..
Marvel at our giant radioactive chicken patties come to life, as they ravage random audience members for all their bodily fluid in what can only be described as horrific and cool.
Then a magician from the future with magical powers battles an evil Albert Einstein headed robot who may also be from the future in a dance off featuring Ace of Base.
The speakers will be so loud your ears will bleed, but you won't give a damn because anything you see, or hear, or do, for the rest of your miserable life, willl pale in comparision to what happens here. Honestly, anything else you expierence in life won't even come halfway close to the amazingness, ney the AWESOMENESS you will witness here.
Except for.......
...the hordes of crazed baboon-gerbil hybrids assault and rob your family members. Fortunately...
I'm not gay. But unfortunatly...............
jmac is. For Cheez. Lol. But it's okay cuz...
that was totally irrelevant and uncalled for, but we have giant live...
Make out session. Featuring...
...anyone but me. There's also the fabulous...
popcorn! And a musical preformance by...
CHEEZ! But it was so bad everyone's head ****ing exploded, but...
We have sexy nurses (female AND male) to attent to that, so...
...you can enjoy our world-renowned laser show. Of course this is nothing compared to our...
low low prices at Satan's Five and Dime and Dine! Yesss, we have...
#$&* #^^%*%&% &%*^@%$%^$^. So.........
...be prepared for the ultimate in entertainment and pain! You will hate us and at the same time love us because of what we do to you here. The scars (both Physical and mental) will stay with you the rest of your life and you will cherish them as you would a small puppy who is made of sugar and candy and stuff. Your very soul will beg you to come back and re-visit time and time again. Because we are like soul cocaine. Or something. But don't forget......
to take pictures with Ugly the Frog!
"I'll fiiiiind yoooooou!"
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