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The Magical Pairing Quiz

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 Klia
08-29-2006, 12:13 AM
#1
First arrange a list of 12 characters from any media source, then answer the questions.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?:

Do you think Four is hot?:

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?:

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?:

Would Two and Six make a good couple?:

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?:

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?:

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?:

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.:

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?:

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?:

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?:

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?:

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?:

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?:

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?:

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?:

What is Six's super-secret kink?:

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?:

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?:

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
 Halo_92
08-29-2006, 12:21 AM
#2
Wait, what do you mean by "Media Source?"
 Smon
08-29-2006, 12:30 AM
#3
1.Nathan Explosion
2.Phoenix Wright
3.Dracula
4.Superman
5.Milla Vodello
6.Bizarro Superman
7.Invader Zim
8.Earthworm Jim
9.Captain Planet
10.Cosmo
11.Neil Cicierega
12.Jesus

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?: No, no.

Do you think Four is hot?: No.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?: A crime against nature.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?: .."rec"?

Would Two and Six make a good couple?: Nope, but they'd make a wacky sitcom!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?: Captain Planet. He's blue.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?: More chaos than anything else ever seen on this forum.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Timmy wishes Dracula existed!

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?: God, I hope not.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.: Invader Zim begins to question something humans call "religion".

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?: ...mind control?

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?: ...I have a friends list?! o.O

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? See above.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?: See above.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?: Love triangle!

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?: PHILLIP!!!

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?: They Call me Dr. Worm.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?: Warning:Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?: I find of you guilty for being incredibly secksay.

What is Six's super-secret kink?: Not Lois Lane.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?: Yes, sober.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?: Dracula, because... he's dracula.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? The Zim & Jim board would be more popular. (Google it.)
 Klia
08-29-2006, 12:52 PM
#4
"Media Source?"

It was late, I was young, he got lucky.

By that I mean, any characters can be used from any media.
 DarthAve
08-29-2006, 2:48 PM
#5
Wait, so it can be real people to?
 Mashi An'krekku
08-29-2006, 8:17 PM
#6
YES YES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES.
I did a couple of these...very SIMILAR but not all the same questions.
http://mashi-is-insane.livejournal.com/1666.html#cutid1) - ALL PSYCHONAUTS
http://mashi-is-insane.livejournal.com/2360.html#cutid1) - Whole lotta...everything.
 DarthAve
08-29-2006, 8:32 PM
#7
Ga-hosh! Okay then.

1. Hedi Slimane
2. Kate Moss
3. Elton Fir
4. Milka Phage
5. Chase Daniels
6. Smon
7. Laura Bennet
8. Joel Dawson
9. ME!!!
10. Rya Botkins
11. Dale Earndhart jr.
12. Plum Sykes

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?: WOAH NO!!!

Do you think Four is hot?: If I were a guy, sure

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?: Wouldn't be the first time Joel got pregnent.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?: WOAH! No self fanfiction, kthxbye.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?: ...No. Smon's afraid of women.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?: Five/Nine. Because of the supernova of sexiness.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?: there would be an awkward silence....and Laura would probably kill herself.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. When the couch slave group takes a trip to whispering rock, THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS!! Tony get's eaten by a bear? NO!! Rya and Elton hook up. And there's a lot of caddyness when it comes to the heart of everyone favorite waterphobic fish psychic.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?: In my wet dreams, yes

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.: Backstage drama

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?: I'd probably throw 9 in there.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?: Maybe Mashi, I dunno

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? WTF is het?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?: no.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?: HECK NO!!! That's just ducked up.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?: MALFUNCTION!

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?: Joel's Musical Number, duh!

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?: Unless you want to die, don't read this.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?: I'm a model. do me.

What is Six's super-secret kink?: The dictonary?

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?: neither.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?: D: That's just wrong to think about.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? It's be kinda cool.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-29-2006, 8:58 PM
#8
I was at first tempted to use the names of people on RD, then I read the questions and realized that would be highly disturbing. Unfortunately there is no emoticon to describe that feeling for me to insert. Also, I might just get banned. Now, if someone else did it, that would be another matter entirely.
 pyrohappygirl
08-29-2006, 9:02 PM
#9
I did this three times, each time with a different set. All times it got wrong... Anyway, here's the best one:

1.Sasha Nein
2. Brendon Urie
3. Gil Grissom
4. The Money Man
5. Marius
6. Ryan Ross
7. Barbie
8. Axel
9. Sora
10. Kairi
11. Sasha of the Bratz
12. Monty the Dog

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?:
-screams- NEVER.

Do you think Four is hot?:
NO!!!!!!!!! But my teacher probably would…

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?:
Oh man, cross species romance! And gay! WOOT! A dog guy would happen, mate.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?:
Whatsa rec?

Would Two and Six make a good couple?:
Oh man, that’s just scary. At least 6 is already really girly looking…

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?:
-laughs at the thought of Marius and Sora.- Want fries with that?

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?:
She would moan about having a broken nail. And then get stabbed by me.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
The uptight scientest finds love in a 15 year old girl with firey red hair.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?:
1 doesn’t DO fluff.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.:
The world ends. FOREVER.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?:
The money man’s crappy tactics.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?:
OH GOD NO… Unless Sophie H does…

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ew no. Anyway, what's het?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?:
I would be scared if anyone did.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?:
What is it with this quiz’s obsession with the money man? Also, I would think not.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?:
HOLY **** I LOVE YOU SORA!!!

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?:
Camisado

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?:
BEWARE!!! Cross species romance, gayness and oocness. Avoid this fanfic at all costs.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?:
I think you must have dropped from heaven, cause your face is so damn ugly.

What is Six's super-secret kink?:
I dunno.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?:
Yeah, cause eleven is like, a prostitute in disguise

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?:
Barbie. She has powers… Evil, disturbing powers.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would feel that the world should lose hope in survival.


Yes... I used MSN friends/contacts list by the way.
 DarthAve
08-29-2006, 9:09 PM
#10
I was at first tempted to use the names of people on RD, then I read the questions and realized that would be highly disturbing.
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!

Just make it random and pull names from a hat or somthing.
 Halo_92
08-29-2006, 9:12 PM
#11
I'd do if Smon protected me.
 DarthAve
08-29-2006, 9:13 PM
#12
I used Smon in mine. His kink is the dictonary. :xp:
 Halo_92
08-29-2006, 9:13 PM
#13
I'd do it, if Smon protected me.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-29-2006, 9:14 PM
#14
Fine, that I shall, but Smon must promise to not ban me!
 Smon
08-29-2006, 9:15 PM
#15
I'd do if Smon protected me.
Fine, that I shall, but Smon must promise to not ban me!
Go for it. I also noticed I can edit other people's posts... it's like I'm a phantom.
 Halo_92
08-29-2006, 9:16 PM
#16
I will after dinner in like about 3 hours, ok.
 DarthAve
08-29-2006, 9:17 PM
#17
You're a phantom. A Danny Phantom. You gotta understand Phil...

See? It's like I possessed your computer... wooOOOoooOOOoooh...
 Smon
08-29-2006, 9:24 PM
#18
BEHOLD! An example of my mighty power, because once I'm used to it I can't say I'm testing it anymore.
 DarthAve
08-29-2006, 9:27 PM
#19
Holy crap! Smon has magical powers.... wewowewo!

wait, you posessed my computer? So you can send my house e-mails. Like the Cortana Letters?

just don't look at Mashi's forums. I cuss there, a lot.
 Smon
08-29-2006, 9:28 PM
#20
It's like I possessed your computer.
 DarthAve
08-29-2006, 9:31 PM
#21
Aww. I was already imagining it.

From-Smon
To-Darth_Ave
Subject-OMG!!
Ohohohoh, I'm cortana. Wewowewowewo!!! THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Cortanaaaaaaa!!!!

Ave-OMG!
 pyrohappygirl
08-29-2006, 9:43 PM
#22
Whoa, I'm scared of you now Smon.
 Smon
08-29-2006, 9:45 PM
#23
Yep, my powers are great now. Sadly, the other mods are becoming stronger so I must train. That way, at the time of the gathering, I can take the prize.

There can be... ONLY ONE!
 Miss_Mayhem
08-29-2006, 9:48 PM
#24
I wrote down name and randomly crossed them out and matched them to numbers.

1. Zelda
2. Jmac
3. Milo
4. Darth
5. Cowdance
6. Halo
7. Smon
8. Pyro
9. Mashi
10.Mayhem (it's only fair)
11. St Jimmy
12. Cheez

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?: No and I dont plan to

Do you think Four is hot?: I'm straight

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?: I'd start a baby-shower thread just cuz I likes intarwebz liquor, and I;d just say, 'how cute, where be da pinacoladas?'

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?: Actually yes, she's cameod in Cheez's 'Electric Boogaloo' and 'Forumites Attack' by Pyro.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?: No, no, NO!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?: Cowdance is so much older than me...he's all yours Mashi...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?: His mod powers would make the thread implode due to the horrendous sight.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Milo <3's Loli once more, and Mayhem runs away in fear for she is being stalked by a probably 30 year old dude, Milo is so not her hero no more, no matter how snarky he is. Please, keep away, divert your eyes.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?: No way, better not.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.: Sucky Story, Dont Read

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?: Magical Arcane powers from beyond!!! But it would never happen, they hate each other.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?: Oh HELL no...maybe B****face cuz she already likes him but she's not a friend.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Once again, they better not. Fosho Milo is releived yet saddened by that cuz he's weird that way.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?: I'm drawing everybody for a GTA: Razputin's Domain collage-amajiggy, but not like that.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?: Would never happen, EVUR, though Jmac has hit on Darth before.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?: WHY DID I PUT MYSELF ON THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?: Stephen Colbert's 'Come back Charlene'. No one will get that obscure reference.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?: 'Tis so horrible, reading it would make you die!

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?: I would buy you nice, expensive things, like fancy tech-gadgetamajiggies and those jackets you like so much, in EUROPE in my JET.

What is Six's super-secret kink?: Parliament blowing up

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?: Highly doubt it, but I'm sure he stalks her

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?: BAD images...BAD images...

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Pyro, Oh noes, he's too old for you, stick with a nice 11-12 year old kid! Smon, you perv! I wanna cookie.
 Smon
08-29-2006, 9:54 PM
#25
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?: BAD images...BAD images...

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Pyro, Oh noes, he's too old for you, stick with a nice 11-12 year old kid! Smon, you perv! I wanna cookie.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahaha... ahah.... heh... heheh... heh...

...

...

...NeverBeCleanNeverBeCleanNeverBeCleanNeverBeClea nNeverBeCleanNeverBeCleanNeverBeCleanNeverBeClean. ..*scrubs retinas*
 DarthAve
08-29-2006, 9:55 PM
#26
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?: Would never happen, EVUR, though Jmac has hit on Darth before.
..When? Jmac's never hit on me.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-29-2006, 9:57 PM
#27
In that thread where we all ganged up and flamed him to no end. It was discreet, but twas there!
 DarthAve
08-29-2006, 10:00 PM
#28
Can you get me a quote?
 Miss_Mayhem
08-29-2006, 10:02 PM
#29
I'll try, though fosho he was hitting on someone. I dunno, I might have confused you with Mashi, cuz he was hitting on someone.
 KingCheez
08-29-2006, 11:57 PM
#30
BASED ON MY UPCOMING STORY YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.

1. Dakrov
2. Mirrhak
3. Mila
4. Kar
5. Zale
6. Mhurk'Tai
7. Xavier
8. Sedel Raen
9. Kat
10. Ren
11. Ark
12. Derok

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?: This survey is already killing me inside.

Do you think Four is hot?: Hell yes. :9

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?: Millions of awful M-Preg drawings.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?: Yes. It's called The Story Isn't Done Yet So There Are No Fanfics Yet.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?: Seeing as how Mirrhak murdered Mhurk'Tai, no.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?: Five/Nine because it's supported by the fact he's always hanging out with her and she's the one person Zale is really nice to.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?: Probably mass confusion, seeing as how Mirrhak has never met Derok.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.: Ren decides being a guard captain sucks so he becomes a necromancer and brings Mila back to life and she completely ignores her love for Dakrov and makes sweet love to him.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?: I would say no, not ever. Dak hates the Sedels.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.: Sorry I Shot Your Dad, Kid.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?: I would remove the plot.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?: No lol.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?: I'm sure everyone would at one or another.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?: I draw 11.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?: I'm ashamed to say yes.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?: FOR LORD MIRRHAK!

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?: The W's - Open Minded

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?: Dakrov and his dead mentor and his best friend's son have a horrible horrible love triangle.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?: If you want to keep your position as captain, let's make out.

What is Six's super-secret kink?: He's dead.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?: He would sober, but then go home feeling dejected and sick and kill himself because she was in love with Dakrov and he just pretended to be him.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?: Mila. Xavier is a wuss.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?: Like killing every fan I had.
 Halo_92
08-30-2006, 12:06 AM
#31
The same as Mayham's except Halo style

First arrange a list of 12 characters from any media source, then answer the questions.

1. Milojmiles
2. Mashi
3. Miss_ Mayham
4. Darth_Ave
5. King Cheez
6. Zelda
7. *****face
8. Pyrohappygirl
9. Klia
10. Smon
11. Me!!!!
12. St. Jimmy

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?: Double no.

Do you think Four is hot?: I don't know becuase I don't really know her

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?: umm weird

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?:I don't think so.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?: Unless they're lesbian [jk] no

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?: maybe: No they're not gay if they were I'd kill myself

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?: She'd probably say "you slut! little whore!''

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. umm anti tim rpg

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?:??

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.: St. *****

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?: Oh God, whow, that'd never happened.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?:no

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? no

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?: No I'm a n00b

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?: maybe

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?: Use correct vocabulary!

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?: hmm idk

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?: Watch out!

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?: Who cares.

What is Six's super-secret kink?: umm i don't know

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?: Oh F**K No!!

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?: hmm though one

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? ackward becuase 7's a little demon
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-30-2006, 12:11 AM
#32
In that thread where we all ganged up and flamed him to no end. It was discreet, but twas there!
It was either Ave's fashion thread and the thread about Cheez getting hacked. One or the other.
 KingCheez
08-30-2006, 12:12 AM
#33
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?: maybe: No they're not gay if they were I'd kill myself

:\
 Halo_92
08-30-2006, 12:17 AM
#34
:\
What?
 KingCheez
08-30-2006, 12:18 AM
#35
What?

that's an awfully mean thing to say.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-30-2006, 12:20 AM
#36
It was either Ave's fashion thread and the thread about Cheez getting hacked. One or the other.

The one where Cheez got hacked. Giant flamewar. Giant fun. You hit on her, didn't you? Or was it Mashi or Pyro? God, you creeped me out.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-30-2006, 12:21 AM
#37
that's an awfully mean thing to say.
Are you gonna go listen to Linkin Park?
 Halo_92
08-30-2006, 12:21 AM
#38
I'm gonna go look!
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-30-2006, 12:22 AM
#39
The one where Cheez got hacked. Giant flamewar. Giant fun. You hit on her, didn't you? Or was it Mashi or Pyro? God, you creeped me out.
Oh good, that's what I was going for.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-30-2006, 12:23 AM
#40
You mean the one where Jmac hit on everyone? Dont, it's madness!
 KingCheez
08-30-2006, 12:23 AM
#41
Are you gonna go listen to Linkin Park?

I'M ONLY IN THE CLOSET BECAUSE YOU SHOVED ME IN WITH YOU
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-30-2006, 12:24 AM
#42
I'M ONLY IN THE CLOSET BECAUSE YOU SHOVED ME IN WITH YOU
I COULDNT HELP MYSELF YOURE SO DAMN SEXY




I'm gonna go look at that asian porn thread on /b/ to de-gay myself after that comment.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-30-2006, 12:24 AM
#43
Seriously, 'do exotic things to you'???? WTF!? You were effin' crazy, now go buy me something nice from EUROPE in your JET.
 KingCheez
08-30-2006, 12:28 AM
#44
I COULDNT HELP MYSELF YOURE SO DAMN SEXY




I'm gonna go look at that asian porn thread on /b/ to de-gay myself after that comment.

IT'S THE HAIR ISN'T IT :9

/u/ is where it's at
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-30-2006, 12:30 AM
#45
IT'S THE HAIR ISN'T IT :9

/u/ is where it's at
Nah the thread on /b/ is made of **** win. IT IS LEGEND.


Yeah though, it's the hair <3 <3 <3
 Miss_Mayhem
08-30-2006, 12:33 AM
#46
Jmac, you are positively twisted.
 Halo_92
08-30-2006, 12:34 AM
#47
What the F**k is the name of the thread?

Also I have to ask the following question, *clears throat*

What.......the......f**k are you guys talking about?
 pyrohappygirl
08-30-2006, 12:35 AM
#48
I agree with Mayhem.
 Halo_92
08-30-2006, 12:36 AM
#49
Still dosen't answer my questions.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-30-2006, 12:36 AM
#50
Jmac, you are positively twisted.
thx *^_^*
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