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A majestic tale

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 BooJaka
02-07-2003, 1:18 PM
#51
..fruit in the garden...
 Lemon Head
02-07-2003, 1:24 PM
#52
...gnome, which had suddenly...
 Hellbeard
02-07-2003, 3:54 PM
#53
...gone up in flames...
 BooJaka
02-07-2003, 4:05 PM
#54
...due to an unexpected...
 Huz
02-08-2003, 11:56 AM
#55
...shift in the existential...
 Oystein
02-08-2003, 5:33 PM
#56
...time warp zone, which...
 Gabez
02-08-2003, 7:21 PM
#57
...incidentally also caused several...
 Lemon Head
02-09-2003, 2:01 PM
#58
...lightly fried eggs to...
 scabb
02-09-2003, 5:22 PM
#59
..somehow become chickens. This...
 Lemon Head
02-09-2003, 6:16 PM
#60
...was not only perculiar...
 Hellbeard
02-09-2003, 8:18 PM
#61
...but also very sensual...
 Lemon Head
02-10-2003, 8:16 AM
#62
...Guybrush viewed this fact...
 Gabez
02-10-2003, 11:12 AM
#63
...(Guybrush meaning Joey), and...
 Lemon Head
02-10-2003, 1:30 PM
#64
...decided that he shouldn't...
 elTee
02-14-2003, 10:56 AM
#65
...re-subscribe to PC-Gamer because....

(PC-Gamer and re-subscribe count as one word eash. Shhh.)
 Hellbeard
02-14-2003, 5:34 PM
#66
...PC-Gamer is bloody Expensive...
 BooJaka
02-16-2003, 1:11 PM
#67
...and so instead thought...
 Alien426
02-17-2003, 1:21 AM
#68
... about subscribing CGW magazine.
 Ender
02-19-2003, 6:38 PM
#69
So with his mastercard,
 khalek
02-20-2003, 6:18 AM
#70
...he purchased via eBay...
 Erwin_Br
02-20-2003, 6:58 AM
#71
...a license to become...


--Erwin
 BooJaka
02-20-2003, 9:24 AM
#72
...an international man of...
 elTee
02-20-2003, 10:27 AM
#73
...ill-repute with almost no...
 BooJaka
02-20-2003, 4:38 PM
#74
...sense of direction whatsoever...
 Ender
02-20-2003, 4:55 PM
#75
... working for TITTIES (The...
 Erwin_Br
02-20-2003, 6:39 PM
#76
(...latest movie directed by...)

--Erwin
 Hellbeard
02-20-2003, 9:31 PM
#77
...the beloved Allan Smithee...
 Gabez
02-21-2003, 6:02 AM
#78
...Family. Then Joey suddenly...
 Ender
02-21-2003, 6:09 AM
#79
...imploded violently, because of...
 Erwin_Br
02-22-2003, 6:08 PM
#80
...something he consumed yesterday.


--Erwin
 Ender
02-22-2003, 6:49 PM
#81
... (Terry Gilliam's grandmother). Jedi
 BooJaka
02-23-2003, 11:04 AM
#82
...remains were present at...
 Hellbeard
02-23-2003, 1:01 PM
#83
...master yoda's wedding shower...
 Erwin_Br
02-23-2003, 1:02 PM
#84
...which he used to...


--Erwin
 Gabez
02-23-2003, 3:51 PM
#85
...eat cheese. Next Joey...
 Erwin_Br
02-24-2003, 9:39 AM
#86
...realises that this story...


--Erwin
 Haggis
02-24-2003, 10:50 AM
#87
...is becoming a rather...

(hi!)
 BooJaka
02-24-2003, 1:24 PM
#88
...off topic and plotless...
 Haggis
02-24-2003, 2:34 PM
#89
...one. So Joey went...
 Ender
02-25-2003, 8:04 AM
#90
back! Back to the...
 Gabez
02-25-2003, 8:10 AM
#91
...dawn of time to...
 Ender
02-25-2003, 8:13 AM
#92
... locate a plot. Once
 C Shutt
02-25-2003, 8:30 AM
#93
...there, he fell victim...
 Spaff
02-25-2003, 9:38 AM
#94
...to not one, but......
 Alien426
02-25-2003, 9:42 AM
#95
...but also not three...
 Spaff
02-25-2003, 10:08 AM
#96
..some other number of....
 Gabez
02-25-2003, 12:23 PM
#97
...Incoherent sentences. He then...
 Haggis
02-25-2003, 2:56 PM
#98
...heard a sound behind...
 BooJaka
02-25-2003, 3:46 PM
#99
...a curtain which suddenly...
 Hellbeard
02-25-2003, 6:48 PM
#100
...blew his head off...
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