ok lets get a proper story going. it might not work.. i may get flamed and abused, but who cares?... this will now be my moto....
in this version you are only allowed 4 words to convey your part of the tale. no one is allowed to put "the end" or screw it up for everyone else :P
make it lec related. or not, who cares?? (see?)
so heeeeeeeeere we go with a nice easy start...
Across the oceans lived...
...a tribe of three-headed-monkeys...
They lacked enough barbers...
...hairy and grunge looking.
...form a Nirvana tribute...
...few more barbers into...
...George Lucas' nether-regions. However,...
...already plotted an audacious...
. . . the grandmother of Terry Gilliam . . .
...but had inadvertantly ruptured...
...his spleen trying on...
...an attempt to become...
...some kind of lesser-spotted...
...love bird, even though...
..that wouldn't help him...
...find the whereabouts of...
...Terry Gilliam's grandmother. SUDDENLY...
...from out of nowhere...
..emerged an idea that...
..close yet far from...
(muhahaha)
...entirely implausible. It involved...
...shaving a werebunny,...
... and waxing a witch...
...set of multi-coloured/textured/flavoured...
...christmas tree lights so...
...he got out the 'ye olde dyrectoree' to look up the nearest all night bunny, witch, and lights store, when he was amazed to come face to face with...
...four words, FOUR WORDS!
"Stan's Previously Used...
...creditcards. This gave Guybrush the brilliant idea of...
FOUR WORDS!!!
...looking up websites containing...
..."story" threads limited to...
...four words. Joey disregarded...
...any further attempt to...
...Disregard the Four words...
...which were, by now, becoming extremely...
...irksome. So instead he...
(FOUR WORDS, LEMON HEAD!!)
...the land of Antartica...
...where he could soon...
...become more powerful than...
(Well done Lemon Head. You're getting the hang of it)
...The Three Headed Monkey...
...Of The Very Forbiddon...
(sorry, i had no idea what that FOUR WORDS thing meant at first, no one ever explains anything to me)