Neutral: While I'd be all for that idea...if you're doing that for a profit that's going to be a bit of a snag...
Having Christopher Lee as your passenger in your monster truck while you do a triple duty rodeo-cruncho grand championship.
Good idea, Christopher Lee makes everything awesome.
On principle, refusing to take any job that requires you to wear a red shirt.
Unknown to Neutral: Why????????
Calling beating-to-knockoff contests with the GTA San Andreas 'purple toy' atop the "giant bridge" beat-off contests.
No. Just, no.
@GTA: Redshirts always die. You ever watch Star Trek? :xp:
Sticking your hand in an active toaster with a tendency to have "shocking" properties.
Bad idea, you won't be able to tell which burns are from what.
Microwaving a car battery.
Neutral: The car battery won't really get much harm, and the microwave will just keck.
@ mandalor: Apparently not enough trek to get that...and I watched a bit here and there.
Microwaving mostly expired (translation: un-lit and now physically compromised outer casing) Pyro that you just found out is bad b/c your rats have been nesting in there when they decide to run off. (True story btw.)
Bad idea, there's probably something still potent in there.
Whether you mean it or not, leaving a note on your fridge saying "Gone out murderin', be back around five." when you leave the house.
Good idea if
1) you live alone
2) you live with anyone else who understands that line of humor.
Bad idea for people who live with someone who wouldn't understand.
.......all the while I'm not even counting whether or not one actually intends to carry out that note...:indif:
Trying to get jiggy with Halibel from Bleach and yet being nowhere near as powerful as she.
Bad idea. If you fail, she could reject you violently. If you succeed, let's just say she might not know her own strength.
Answering "Outranking you." to the question "Where do you see yourself in X number of years?" at a job interview.
Bad Idea: no job for you!
Stealing Mike Tyson's tiger.
Only a good idea if you have sufficient tranquilizers! (Well, actually you might need a bit of hand to hand combat experience on how to beat a boxer far out of his prime.)
Attempting to assassinate Dr. Wily.
Good idea, assuming you know what to expect.
A webseries called "Why It's A Bad Idea", in which the host takes bad ideas, and follows them through.
Okay idea, as long as no one popular is the host. And I'm not familiar with the show, but didn't Jackass do something pretty much like that?
Performing all the ideas in this thread. At the same time.
Impossible idea: Ehh, no...just......no. Not gonna happen. Impossible, or is it?
Giving lolly-pops free with cavity searches.
Good idea, anything to make them feel better afterwards.
Duct tape replacing all other types of adhesives.
Bad Idea: Duct tape band-aids would hurt man!
Drink a litre of Iced tea every day.
'Round here it's a bad idea, that stuff's pretty much the same as pop, but in the U.S. it'd just be tea with ice in it, so that wouldn't be bad. Especially if it was one of those healthy hippy teas.
Telling your friends to watch out when they drink water because it's molten hot.
Bad Idea: Duct tape band-aids would hurt man!
Or they would breed a species of super-tough humans.
Good idea unless it does no good--I'd rather not see any friends injured that way or in any way, really.
Shaking up your chocolate milk by putting it in a crate made of resilient material and letting it tumble down 3 flights of stairs.
Neutral. Seems like a waste of energy to just shake up some chocolate milk.
Pitching a battle between the flying monkeys of The Wizard of Oz and the doody flinging trebuchet monkey army that was formerly loyal to GTA?
I don't see how cousins would fight each other.
"Inflating" someone like a balloon--not to death, just all puffed-up like. (Well maybe in the case of George Soros I'll make an exception for the to death part :devsmoke:).
Bad idea, there's no way to do that without killing the person.
Deep frying an airbag, but instead of carefully lowering the airbag into the deep fryer with a basket, throwing it in.
Well, if there's a decent explosion and you don't get winged by shrapnel...what the hell, why not.
Using mind control to make all software companies sign over the rights to their products to you.
Good idea, I'd take the money I made from all that and abolish people that piss me off.
Having scratched yerself under the covers of your drawers just before the campus security officer (who incidentally didn't catch that) sneaks up on you suspecting you and your friends of drug possession and does a hand sniff inspection. (true story btw :xp:)
^Good idea, unless your crotch smells like pot for some reason.
Dressing up as Optimus Prime and having a friend dress up as a salmon and humping each other on public transit.
Good idea, if you want to end up on Picture Is Unrelated.
What he said, but with you dressing up as a friend, and Optimus Prime dressing up as a salmon.
Good idea, another pic unrelated snapshot.
Learning stunt man falling techniques before working as an attic insulation handyman.
Good idea. Installing insulation can be tricky biz sometimes.
Conning idiots out of their SSI "crazy" checks.
Bad Idea: do you really want the kind of drama associated with that even IF you manage to evade legal repurcussions? I mean these people, though cons many of them, are still kinda unhinged.
Betting on trying to trap MacGyver.
Good idea. How can he escape w/o first being trapped. ;)
Betting McGyver will stay trapped.
Bad idea. He can use that extra screw to escape.
Betting on a fight between MacGyver and MacGruber. >_>
Funny idea...just because...
Beavis and Butt-Head VS Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn.
Good Idea, whoever wins, the world will be a little less stupid.
Using green spray paint to maintain your lawn.
Good idea if the lawn isn't real.
Juggalo bungie jumping (ref: ICP song "what is a juggalo" hint: 10 story window).
Good idea, they creep me out.
As a prank, emptying all the milk cartons/bottles/bags in the nearest fridge, and filling them with white paint.
Bad idea. I got caught the last time.
Attempting to fire long range buckshot from a 12 gauge shotgun with one hand after drinking.
Good idea.......if the gun is in a vise. ;)
Hunting w/Dick Cheney after a few beers. :devsmoke:
Bad idea. I'd hate to hurt him.
Going hunting with Palpatine after a few Correllian ales.
Bad idea. Force Lightning eliminates the challenge.
Never breaking eye contact or blinking at a job interview.
If you're applying for the graveyard shift at a gas station that'd probably be a good idea, otherwise not so much.
Applying for the graveyard shift at an insurance company.
Bad idea if they only have 9-5 hours because then there is no such thing as graveyard unless you're a night janitor and I think only illegal aliens are given that position.
Putting your face abruptly and randomly in the boobs of the loud rambunctious drunken amazon.
Hmm.....that could go either way. I'll say neutral idea.
Partying w/GWAR.
Bad idea, everyone one of those guys make me look sane.
Losing your virginity.....TO A 80 YEAR OLD COUGAR! :naughty: (MEOW.)
Good idea. She'd definitely know what she was doing.
While working directly with customers, never breaking eye contact, never blinking, and being unimaginably enthusiastic.
Bad idea, you might just scare them away.
Announcing your undying support for Israel in earshot of a group of Taliban fighters.
Bad idea: You'll be shot dead in minutes.
Hitching a ride with Lloyd and Harry somewhere out in the middle of the northeast USA...while you have a stomach ulcer, 2 sets of pills (1 is meds, the other is poison), and generally bad intentions (you are the bad guy).
Bad idea. Getting caught by the cops is preferable to hitching a ride with them.
Watching every video on YouTube with a "Don't try this at home" warning, and then trying all of them at home at once.
Good idea if you don't mind endangering yourself and making a mess.
Asking DasBoSchitt "What song is that?" on his idiot box productions in the YT comments after he *explicitly* posts links to that info in the description and gives a reminder or two in the video.
Bad Idea. - *slowly raises righthand, points finger*.... HACK!
Jumping off a 5 story building, while using plus size underwear for a parachute or air brake.
"BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !"
Bad idea, the underwear's leg holes prevent it from working too well as a parachute.
As part of a drunken bet, seeing how long you can keep your hands submerged in a deep fryer, or under a George Foreman Grill.
Good idea, because while everyone is drunk, I would secretly unplug the heating elements from either item, when nobody was looking, stall for a little cool down, stick my hands in for the longest, and thus when the bet. MuHAHAHAHAHA!
Dressing up as a female sasquatch and using mating calls in order to catch one for world fame and recognition, for the rest of your lifetime.......:raise: or getting ass raped - whichever happens.