* Rules: Someone asks a "What would you do if?" question. The next person replies, and says their own question.
* Example:
Person 1 - What would you do if cheese fell from the sky?
Person 2 - Take as much as I can and eat it!; WWYDI LucasForums was closed down?
Person 3 - Go insane!; WWYDI the world was going to blow up?
I'll start:
WWYDI Walt Disney bought the Star Wars franchise?
WWYDI Walt Disney bought the Star Wars franchise?
Nothing, really. Would depend on what they did with it.
WWYDI football were replaced with soccer?
I like soccer more, so I'd be very excited :D
wwydi Chewbacca would be retconned into an Ewok?
I would eat him...
WWYDI you realized you were adopted???
I'd probably cry.
WWYDI Mark Hamill was next door to you?
Get him to answer the door as The Joker from Batman's animates series.
WWYDI if you woke up realizing that you are falling off the top of the Empire State Building?
Die.
WWDI you were about to be slaughtered by a rancor?
Pretend to be Luke and stick a bone in its mouth.
WWYDI Paris Hilton became the President of the US?
Immediately move to Canada.
WWYDI Batman never existed?
Invent him
WWYDI you died?
I'd have a long list of houses to haunt.
WWYDI the Atari was never invented?
I'd make one.
WWYDI all your decisions went wrong?
I'd invent the following games: Centipede, Asteroids, Pac-Man, Dig Dug and Mario Bros. Every year there after I would release a new console that played these same games with slightly updated graphics.
After ten years of this I would then move my base of operations to the moon where I would live, naked except for a large cowboy hat, in a giant domed hot tub brimming with beautiful 18 year olds. (I'd have new ones shipped in yearly)
Exactly what I'm doing right now. *sigh*... :(
WWYDI I was your father?
Ask my mom why I couldn't have been a virgin birth. :xp:
WWYDI you were all alone?
Masturbate, obviously. :carms:
WWYDI you have only two bullets left and the guy in front of you is your enemy, but has an empty pistol?
Shoot him twice in the head and move on.
WWYDI you got caught doing something that nasty (^)?
Ask the person if they see anything they like.
WWYDI you woke up tomorrow and your tongue was three feet long?
I'd find myself verrrry popular with the ladies. ;)
WWYDI you couldn't see anymore?
I would probably be blind.
WWYDI your computer suddenly shut down in the middle of the post that you are writing?
I'd find something else to do.
WWYDI we were all living in police states the world over?
I would- No. I will not tell you. The Government forbids me to share information with foreigners. I'm afraid my Government will now have to trace your location and murder you and your family and all your friends and their friends-of-friends, but not their friends.
WWYDI you were allowed to fix any appliance or instrument to your body so that it would work flawlessly still?
Helloooooooo Butt flute.
WWYDI you were out of toilet paper for seven weeks?
Use water. We Indians are man enough never to use toilet paper. :carms:
WWYDI you realized that your mother and father are not your real parents and that you are a government-funded experiment?
A government-funded experiment? Hello exposure!
WWYDI you had a tail?
Masturbate, obviously. :carms:
WWYDI if an angel came to you and asked you to eat her?
Depends.
WWYDI your worst nightmares came true?
Die.
WWYDI aliens came to Earth and made peace with us?
Live in peace.
WWYDI Aliens came to Earth and declared WAR?
Declare they'd have to get their green punk *sses out of here before we call Will Smith and his F-16.
wwydi word would get out that George Lucas is considering filming Episode 7, turning it into an Musical with singing Gungans?
lmao at his eccentricity.
WWYDI such a film actually succeeded (>$400+ mil at the box office)?
Buy the DVD.
WWYDI the ghost of HD-DVD stabbed Blu-Ray in the back and took its revenge?
lol on the ground all day long
WWYDI PS3 won the console war?
Blame...ehr..nothing really, I'd go take up my PC gaming again. I'll never buy a Sony console, NEVER! :xp:
wwydi the movie SW: Episode 7: The Gungan Grunge Musical was released on HD DVD only? :D
I'd celebrate, as I don't have an HD DVD player.
wwydi KotOR III was anounced for PC & X-Box (and/or 360)?
Be very happy :) as I have a 360, and a normal xbox
WWYDI if K3 was only released on Atari 2600?
Nothing. Don't own one.
WWYDI you were stranded on an island full of cannibals?
Eat them.
WWYDI you didn't answer this question?
Do something actually worthwhile with my time...
WWDI you were stupid?
Hay, U aren't stoopid!
WWYDI you had permanent detention?
What destroyed classroom? I don't see a destroyed classroom!
WWYDI I set up the rules and regulations around here?
I'd be hiding in the corner.
WWYDI there was no gravity?
Burn all bras. Everywhere.
WWYDI there were no bras?
Notice a lot of bouncing.
WWYDI George gave you control of LucasArts?
Change the name.
WWYDI Jesus appeared right in front of you?
steal his sandals
WWYDI you were walking down a street and stumbled upon a black leather suitcase containing $500,000 in unused bills... which turns out be a ransom payment that a wealthy industrialist left to pay a kidnapper who had taken his Bichon Frise, named Mr Smoochy-Mooch III... who would be losing a paw if payment wasn't received by 10pm that evening... followed by another paw at 12pm?
I'd become $500,000 richer.
WWYDI someone had kidnapped you and the person supposed to pay $500,000 for you doesn't place the cash in time so you'll lose a paw by 10pm and another one at 12pm.
Figure I'd be losing the next two paws over four hours and likely my life as well.
WWYDI you were a member of the opposite sex?
Masturbate, obviously. :carms:
WWYDI you were asked to shuffle a deck of cards and there are no more playing cards left in this world?
Don't know, but guessing you'd masturbate to handle your new found stress. :D
WWYDI everyone wanted to see you dead?
Charge five hundred dollars per head for each performance.
WWYDI you suddenly realized that all of your clothes have become unwearable small for you?