Then I eat it.
I wish JLU was back on.
It is, but you stop watching it.
I wish Memiors of a Geisha wasn't SO DAMN LONG!!
It is, but you stop watching it.
I wish Memiors of a Geisha wasn't SO DAMN LONG!!
It becomes shorter by negative 3 hours.
i wish that I knew what to wish for.
You want to wish for a volcano, but now you don't get to wish for it.
I wish I could eat my own head.
You want to wish for a volcano, but now you don't get to wish for it.
I wish I could eat my own head.
You get it, butyou find out it's useless.
i wish youtube didn't take so long to load.
Your wish never comes true.
I wish...Error 404:Wish not found.
It only doesn't work on your computer leaving you completely clueless to what we're talking about and having to guess what it from our comments about it.
I wish I had a dollar, except it's not really a dollar it's a laser and if you try to take it you die.
You get the dollar and put it in your piggy bank. When you try to retrieve it 8 months later it shoots a laser through your skull
I wish I was a ninja...... Ninja's rule......
You turn into a ninja, but all the other ninja's laugh at you, because you costume is pink.
I wish I wasn't bored.
You're no longer bored; because you are vaporised by a shark with a laser-beam attatched to it's head
I wish we could save the bunnies!
You can, but the bunnies don't save you when you need it.
I wish I could find Psychonauts songs for my iPod.
You do but they all suck
I wish for universal peace
Sure, but you don't live to see it.
I wish I could get the inspiration to make more Psychonauts In: movies.
You're no longer bored; because you are vaporised by a shark with a laser-beam attatched to it's head
I wish we could save the bunnies!
Yes, but the bunnies are betrayers and use you for their evil schemes.
i wish my language arts teacher was never born.
The teacher is never born but it turns out they were destined to save the human race from robots in the year 2012 and the Earth is taken over by robots
I wish I had "Jump Superstars"
You get it, butyou find out it's useless.
i wish youtube didn't take so long to load.
WHOA! My wish somehow came true! for my computer anyway...
Okay... we need a wish. Heres one:
I wish I could stop renting Kingdom Hearts2 and find money to BUY IT.
You do, it breaks.
I wish I could gloat about my copy of the game.
I wish you'd shut the hell up. XP
You explode.
I wish zelda would really explode.
Zelda does explode; but it's the princess not Zelda41
I STILL wish for Jump Superstars (On Nintendo DS)
Zelda does explode; but it's the princess not Zelda41
I STILL wish for Jump Superstars (On Nintendo DS)
You get it but a Trekkie trying to collect all video games steals it.
I wish Love Hina never ended.
IT doesn't, but then you die.
I wish I had some groovy 60's chic outfits.
You do because you are now in the 60s, have fun reliving bad music and fashion for 30 more years! AHAHAHA!
I wish I had a taco-pie.
You get one, but the taco has maggots instead of ground beef.
I wish Twiggy would just get back into modeling.
He/she does, then you die.
I wish I had more Princess Ai stuff. (comics, clothes,12 inch dolls) ^^
He/she does, then you die.
I wish I had more Princess Ai stuff. (comics, clothes,12 inch dolls) ^^
The 12-inch dolls murder your family and use you as their slave.
I wish people would stop using the "you get it then you die" thing on this thread.
It comes true, then you go into a coma.
I wish I had the power to make ironic events come true.
You do, but then somthing really ironic happens to you.
I wish I wern't feeling like crap.
You feel great, then have to stare at my avatar all day.
I wish for the super-sucky Indiana storms to go away.
They do, but then this thread is revieved.
I wish Stephen Aspirino would be my future boyfriend.
It happens, three seconds before he dies of cancer.
I wish I had X's where my pupils would be and still retain perfect eyesight.
They're Q's instead of X's
I wish my face will never have to come that close to Grant Gillian's EVER AGAIN(" Oh, my god, I'm gonna go outside and toss my cookies if you don't mind.")
You don't cause he secretly does suicide and every accuses you for murder.
I wish I could see E3 2006 already. I hate waiting ti'll may 9th.
The day skips. It goes from May 8th the May 10th.
I wish I had a French Silk Pie blizzard from Dairy Queen. Oh wait a second...I do!
Due to some ancient wish-making rule, your silk pie disappears.
I wish I could beat Sephiroth.(kingdom hearts 2)
You can, but you forget to save.
I wish I had some help for my Stephen obsession.
You can, but you forget to save.
I wish I had some help for my Stephen obsession.
You get over it by making him your slave, which sends you to jail.
I wish I could control things with my mind.
You're controling my mind with the Stephen slave idea.
I wish grud's idea of a currupted wish would come true.
...it does, but you... something.
I wish I could sleep like Vernon. He slept through being splashed with a bucket of water, slapped, shaken up, and thrown into a chair.
You can, but you sleep right through a sweet make out session with your girlfriend, and she leaves you.
I wish i didn't have to do this crappy science homework.
It turns to a book report.
I wish for a good math test grade.
You get it but that is only because you become autistic and all your other grades go down the tube.
I wish for a fistful of Draculas.
(Also everyone, sorry I've been gone so long and unfortunately you may have to wait longer, my PCs busted and I'm using a school one.)
You get one, then they fly away
I wish Top Chef were on every night.
You get one, then they fly away
I wish Top Chef were on every night.
They're all reruns of the first episode.
I wish I could go back in time and stop 9/11 and become a hero and go back to the present and people will think I'm a hero.(Try corrupting that one)
You try and go back, it doesn't work. Napoleon Dynamite goes in, it works, he steals your glory.
I wish I hadn't eaten that breakfast sandwich.
You ate cereal instead. from 1923.
I wish treasure planet had better ratings.
It get's better ratings. But is replaced by a knock off Chinese American Idol.
I wish I had the courage to ask this guy yo the dance.
You ask him,but he has a date akready.
I wish my name wasn't also a unit of tempurture.
Celcius? HAHA! Point and laugh!!! Besides, this kid wouldn't have a date. He's shy and has a bowl cut.
I wish I wern't gonna be so damn foxy next friday! I'm wearin' lilacs in my hair!