Aww. I KNEW he was too sober to be French!
I wish I had one of those awesome pirate hooks like the one Captain Hook had, with all the extensions, you know?
Mkay, but Hook stabs you in the eye for stealing it.
I wish it was Saturday.
Then Sunday would never come and they're never be a day for rest.
I wish Vanilla Coke was very healthy.
You skip a week to saturday, but in doing so you miss the best week of your life.
I wish Vanilla Coke was very healthy.
Then everything else would be very unhealthy.
I wish that my project was due Wednesday instead of Monday.
Your cat eats your project on Tuesday.
I wish I could see a black squirrel.
Satan squirrel.
I wish I could draw. RIGHT NOW.
You can draw, but only things that people don't care about.
I wish for a taco that can talk.
the taco will talk in russian so you cant understand it.
I wish I could get a straightjacket for christmas
You get it, but... YOUR PARENTS...
Got the wrong size!
I wishes fer' chocolate! Again!
will be poisned and you will die a horrible slow death.
I wish for a Napoleon hat with a straightjacket so I can run around pretending to be Fred.
SMON.
For the price of Darth's seven dollars, you are going to go on a date with her to the Psychonauts Festival Week Fest parades and stuff OR I WILL SHOOT YOU AND GUT YOU. Naturally you will be alive for this whole process. Or I could hypnotize you, too!
-Sure, but nobody would get the joke.
-I wish I had some delicious food.
OMG, kingcheez do you have the hots for me? or do you just wanna see me and Smon make out?
Um... it's delicious. But creepy?
WHATCHOO TALKING BOUT?
[QUOTE=KingCheez]SMON.
For the price of Darth's seven dollars, you are going to go on a date with her to the Psychonauts Festival Week Fest parades and stuff OR I WILL SHOOT YOU AND GUT YOU. Naturally you will be alive for this whole process. Or I could hypnotize you, too!
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Holy crap!! There are Parades?? Will people be thorwing candy to the bystanders??I luv that. Can all the Lucasforum posters have a float?? WE BELONG!!!!!
The floats end up exploding, and the forums crash. We all die.
I wish this thread would stop dying. >_>
Okay, but it's a god. OF CHAOS!
I wish... I didn't have this awesome jacket. D:
You never had it to begin with.
I wish for kittens (have I already wished for kittens? Oh well...)
Mittens gets jealous, snipes all of your other kittens, and eats small children.
I wish more people were on. We could have... a party.
(Everyone congratulate Dave for winning the first award for Psychonauts!)
They've all turned into Christian zealot conformists!
(Award'd? Groovy-tastic.)
I wish for the Nile! (eat it, Aladdin)
You get it, but Aladdin is too busy being in PERSIA to notice. :d
(Well, it was actually a 'customer of the month award', but he worked on Psychonauts, so...)
I wish Disney would make more magical, hand drawn movies. D:
They end up making "A whole new world of lemmings", and get getting sued 6 feet under.
I wish that I could find the cure for the common cold, and make millions.
Okay, but the millions of cash is spent on curing cancer, for your sense of discovery is insatiable...
I wish people were more understanding.
they'll never be more understanding, IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT!!!!
I wish that people at my school wouldn't say mean things about Psychonauts.
I'm not going to corrupt that wish. Why do they say mean things?
I wish people would stop LABELING EACH OTHER!
Then they'd label you instead
They already have. Tear.
I wish for a cool scarf. D:
Then I'd take it.
I wish I could finish my little movie thing without hassle.
Alright, but it's still CRAP.
I wish I was brave enough to get a Devart account. Xb
POW!! You will never have anymore courage. Theyu say mean things because they're too dumb to take my advice and play it, or they're just dumb.
I wish for a straightjacket and a Napoleon hat!!! Sacre' Bleu!
The you attract all manner of unsavory French characters to you. They end up cannibalizing you in your sleep.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of invincible redcurrant pie.
Turns out you get the pie, but you get force fed pie untill you die. (Rhymes....)
I wish I had wings.
They sprout out of your back in a messy grotesque fashion. Your wingspan is 30ft. You can't get into your room. You end up eating pigeons for the rest of your short life.
I wish I had perfect vision.
The you attract all manner of unsavory French characters to you. They end up cannibalizing you in your sleep.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of invincible redcurrant pie.
OMG!!!! MY GRANDMA WOULD EAT ME!!!!!!!
On the vision note, you'll go blind next year.
I wish for some cheesecake.
It's made with american cheese. :barf:
I wish I could cure world hunger.
It shall be cured, but not by you.
I wish I wanted to start my science project.
You start and finish it. You get an F.
I wish today had 5 extra hours.
Me too. Uncorrupted.
I wish this Soc Stu project was easier to start... I need to hurry.
You start and finish it. You get an F.
I wish today had 5 extra hours.
Me too, however...
the 5 extra hours are due to an alien attack slowing the earth's movement, destroying the moon, and wiping out most technology.
On the project wish, it's easy to start because you have to do it in a cage with the floor slowly opening over lava (Austin Powers style) and it will stop if you get the project done.
I wish to meet the Grim Reaper without dying.
You meet him; he's a total bore. Talks on and on about this and that. You end up falling asleep for the duration of his visit. He gets so pissed he decides to make an early stop for you next year.
I wish for three more wishes.
You meet him; he's a total bore. Talks on and on about this and that. You end up falling asleep for the duration of his visit. He gets so pissed he decides to make an early stop for you next year.
I wish for three more wishes.
You get them, but they too shall be corrupted.
I wish for a box that I can put anything inside and it will duplicate it flawlessly.
You get a box, but I'm in it!!!Than you shall have many of me Mwahaha
I wish that Sasha was real and he'd go out with me(which would be sick considering the age difference, but he's so dang hot!)
Um, okay. But Smon is crushed. >:3 And Sasha blasts you with his mind.
I wish I could sleep.
ouch, my soul, it's dead now.And you accidently drink 5 cans of soda keeping you awake.
I wish I didn't have to sing the harmony to carol of the bells.
William DaFoe rips your vocal cords out with his teeth.
I wish I could play the uber-saxaphone.
no, I wanna sing the song, just not do so dang dings and dongs. and Your sax always has a broken reed no matter what, Mwahaha.
I wish this kid none of you know would go to the dance next year with me.
You can, but it is TOO powerful and blasts you away.
I wish I had the mad singing skills of... someone good.
no, I wanna sing the song, just not do so dang dings and dongs. and Your sax always has a broken reed no matter what, Mwahaha.
I wish this kid none of you know would go to the dance next year with me.
Alright, but he gets a horrible case of the uglies.
I wish my project rocked HARD.
It will rock hard in an earthquake. and don't worry, he's not that hot right now.
I wish I could do the tango.