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corrupt a wish

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 zelda 41
03-26-2006, 10:49 AM
#301
it is,but then it closes.

i wish to rule the world and get a boyfriend!
 Smon
03-26-2006, 10:56 AM
#302
You do, unfortunately the world is Kri-Nakk, which is dead, and the boyfriend is Capn' Crunch.

I wish for Drauclas.
 Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 11:02 AM
#303
You do, unfortunately the world is Kri-Nakk, which is dead, and the boyfriend is Capn' Crunch.

I wish for Drauclas.
You do, but he kills you violently.

I wish I never had to do homework again.
 Smon
03-26-2006, 11:05 AM
#304
You do, you still get it, but you no longer have a home so technically it isn't homework.

I wish to know what Captain Crunch actually does.
 zelda 41
03-26-2006, 11:06 AM
#305
you don't, but then you turn stupid.

i wish for the CHOAS3 TO STOP RAPEING WOMEN.
 Smon
03-26-2006, 11:09 AM
#306
He does, but you start.

I wish for Dr.Doom to change his name to Dr.MORE Doom.
 Gruducuuz
03-26-2006, 11:10 AM
#307
you don't, but then you turn stupid.

i wish for the CHOAS3 TO STOP RAPEING WOMEN.


The women raping stops, so choas moves on to men.

You do, you still get it, but you no longer have a home so technically it isn't homework.

I wish to know what Captain Crunch actually does.


You learn that he spends time crunching on people's skulls.

I wish that i could somehow transfer myself on the internet, and have it be like a real place.
 Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 11:11 AM
#308
you don't, but then you turn stupid.

i wish for the CHOAS3 TO STOP RAPEING WOMEN.
What is "rapeing"? Romlo go get a dictionary.
Romlo: We left it back in the Sonic the Hedgehog dimension.
Psycho: Ahh man!
 zelda 41
03-26-2006, 11:13 AM
#309
RAPE WITH AN ING ON IT!
 Smon
03-26-2006, 11:16 AM
#310
I wish that i could somehow transfer myself on the internet, and have it be like a real place.
You do, Futurama style. Unfortunately you can't get out and a re quickly devoured by Pop-up Ads.

I wish for a world without violins.
 Gruducuuz
03-26-2006, 11:19 AM
#311
I wish for a world without violins.

You go to one. Its called Mars. You soon die from lack of air.

EDIT: I almost always forget to put a wish.

I wish to be a psychonaut.
 Smon
03-26-2006, 11:20 AM
#312
You go to one. Its called Mars. You soon die from lack of air.
...wish?
 DarthAve
03-26-2006, 1:29 PM
#313
He edited in a wish, stupid. You probably wish you could pay attention.

I wish I had another iTunes gift card.
 Smon
03-26-2006, 1:43 PM
#314
You do, it explodes before you get to use it.

I wish I could pay attention.
 DarthAve
03-26-2006, 2:03 PM
#315
You can, but then a rat bites you and you get amnesia for some strange reason.

I wish I had a moment in life like the one in my icon, except I am Nick, and Daniel's hair looked diferent.
 Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 2:12 PM
#316
You can, but then a rat bites you and you get amnesia for some strange reason.

I wish I had a moment in life like the one in my icon, except I am Nick, and Daniel's hair looked diferent.
You do, but you become trapped in someones avatar forever.

I wish we could see each other's real faces.
 Razclock
03-26-2006, 2:16 PM
#317
We do, but we are all so hideous our heads explode

I wish I had psychic powers
 Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 2:31 PM
#318
We do, but we are all so hideous our heads explode

I wish I had psychic powers
You get pyrokinesis and you burn everyone close to you.

I wish for more wishes.
 Smon
03-26-2006, 2:40 PM
#319
You get more wishes, unfortunately all you wish for is pancakes. Which isn't necessarily bad, it just isn't good.

I wish for a sand colored sky.
 Razclock
03-26-2006, 2:44 PM
#320
You get unlimited wishes but having everything so perfect bores you and you ask to go to "The other place" only to discover you're already there.....

I wish I had a Pichu
 Razclock
03-26-2006, 2:50 PM
#321
You get unlimited wishes but having everything so perfect bores you and you ask to go to "The other place" only to discover you're already there.....

I wish I had a Pichu
 DarthAve
03-26-2006, 2:50 PM
#322
You get one, but you have to put it to sleep because you gave it AIDS.

I wish I had unlimited Daniel Vosovic icons and avatars.
 Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 3:42 PM
#323
You get one, but you have to put it to sleep because you gave it AIDS.

I wish I had unlimited Daniel Vosovic icons and avatars.
you get them, but they overload your computer and turn it into a giant of unspeakable power that destroys half of Europe. The people of china start a war with this monster and all of Russia joins. With china and Russia the U.S starts to battle the monster with the help of the rest of Europe. The monster then create more computer monsters and starts an ultimate war that ends up destroying the moon. With the secret power inside the moon the monsters cause a dark hole that destroys the entire universe.

I wish I had a mcdonalds mcflurry
 Razclock
03-26-2006, 4:14 PM
#324
You get one but the employee spat in it and he had cholera so you catch it

I wish I was Omi
 zelda 41
03-26-2006, 4:22 PM
#325
you turn into him, but you never get a date.

i wish for pink and black hair.
 Razclock
03-26-2006, 4:26 PM
#326
You get it but a gang come by and think you're a gay-ass goth punk so they throw you in a river and drown you

I wish Raz was real and he was my friend
 Smon
03-26-2006, 4:33 PM
#327
He is real, until you kill him.

I wish for Photoshop.
 Razclock
03-26-2006, 4:35 PM
#328
You get it but it screws up your hardrive and deletes all of your programs. Then it breaks.

I wish for a pet monkey
 DarthAve
03-26-2006, 6:13 PM
#329
You get one, but it turns out it's only a dog that looks like a baby monkey.

I wish I were as exuberant as Andrae' (I was BEDRAGGLED!!)
 Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 6:34 PM
#330
You get one, but it turns out it's only a dog that looks like a baby monkey.

I wish I were as exuberant as Andrae' (I was BEDRAGGLED!!)
Yes, but then Andrae sues you for stealing his exuberant vocabulary.

I wish that none of the wishes i make are corrupted.
 Smon
03-26-2006, 6:44 PM
#331
Done, unfortunately they now no longer happen to you but any wish you make effects Emmit Nervend, a small disfigured dwarf that lives in Washington D.C.

I wish for a maple tree named Herbert.
 DarthAve
03-26-2006, 8:00 PM
#332
You get a maple tree, but it's name is Emmet.

I wish my dad wern't crazy.
 90SK
03-27-2006, 4:47 AM
#333
Madmen remove his brain. No he isn't anything.


I wish I didn't have this headache.
 Smon
03-27-2006, 1:43 PM
#334
Madmen remove your brain. Now you don't have a headache.

I wish for a robot that would kill and maim and be all awesome.
 Razclock
03-27-2006, 1:50 PM
#335
You get the robot but it kills and maims you awesomely

I wish I was as awesome as Smon
 Psychochaos3
03-27-2006, 4:00 PM
#336
You get the robot but it kills and maims you awesomely

I wish I was as awesome as Smon
You do, but you become his clone and are destroyed in star wars episode II attack of the clones.

I wish my name was Sigma Final.
 Razclock
03-27-2006, 4:09 PM
#337
It is but it turns out the other Sigma Final wants there to be only one and he kills you

I wish, I wish I had a fish
 Smon
03-27-2006, 4:30 PM
#338
You have it then it eats you.

I wish for more online PS2 games... one is not enough.
 DarthAve
03-27-2006, 6:44 PM
#339
You get more, but nobody wants to play them with you and you were shunn'd.

I wish I could write this fanfiction right(It's a lucasforum fanfiction, written in 1337 B!7C#3$. )
 shinzuku
03-29-2006, 8:45 PM
#340
You do, but everyone flames you.

I wish my scanner worked. It's still broken.
 90SK
03-29-2006, 10:51 PM
#341
It works...you over...with a frozen carp.


I wish for an additional $3.00
 DarthAve
03-29-2006, 10:53 PM
#342
You only get $2.99

I wish my milk didn't have perfume in it.
 KingCheez
03-29-2006, 11:54 PM
#343
Okay. Now it has rat poison.

I wish Darth could get over herself.
 Razclock
03-30-2006, 10:36 AM
#344
She does but then begins obsessing with you and stalks you until you ignore her completely and she kills you

I wish KingCheez would make more of those funny Psychonauts movies (You know the ones I mean)
 Psychochaos3
03-30-2006, 3:59 PM
#345
He makes too many and it overloads the internet causing total malfunction and destroys the world.

I wish there were different planets for gay, bisexual, and straight people.
 Razclock
03-30-2006, 4:03 PM
#346
There are but each one wants there to be only one sex group everyone goes to war and the universe is destroyed

I wish 4Kids entertainment would DIE
 90SK
03-30-2006, 4:07 PM
#347
They do, but they sell all their over edited monstrosities to another network.

I wish the United States Treasury department would stop screwing our currency style.
 Razclock
03-30-2006, 4:28 PM
#348
They do, but only by eleminating all money in the world ever and the Earth plunges into anorkey

I wish I wasn't about to be executed right now
 Psychochaos3
03-30-2006, 5:08 PM
#349
They do, but only by eleminating all money in the world ever and the Earth plunges into anorkey

I wish I wasn't about to be executed right now
You don't ,but you do in 5 seconds.

I wish I was god.
 Razclock
03-30-2006, 5:58 PM
#350
You are; but it's way too much pressure and you give the job up to somebody else who turns out to be Satan in disguise

I wish for a pepperoni pizza
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