just wanted to start a game. the point is for somone to make a wish then somones comes in and corrupts it got it ok i'll start


I wish for a faster computer

You get it, but it's too fast and it gets away from you.

I wish I didn't hate Smon right now. Yeah.

Well, I wish you'd DIE!!

I wish I had some chocolate.

YOU GET IT, BUT IT'S POISONED. HA.

My mouse is being retarded. I wish it'd stop.

But the mouse would be welded into place.

I wish I could enjoy watching Smon, who seems quite asexual, being glomp-attacked by Darth_Ave.

Well, You are being dunked in sewer water on Psychonauts day.

I wish I knew what glomp means.

It means to hug/attack/
I wish this pizza tasted better. As in, it's yummy.

granted but it's to tasty and you become addicted

I wish for world peace

I want a hug from Smon, and the pizza will never be better for it has cancer.

I wish Smon was in love with me.

He is. You don't know it yet.

SMON. I wish you weren't so mean to meeee.

granted but he becomes obsessed with you and invades your personal space constantly

I wish for a xbox 360 before everyone

You get it, but it explodes because I'm.....


I quit.

Well, I wish Smon would invade my personal space all the time.

Granted but then Smon would have to be restrained.

I wish I could draw without a reference.

If you could draw without a refrence, it would probably suck.

I wish Smon wouldn' dodge subjects involving him and girls so much.

Granted but then he would be horny for you.

I wish I didn't have a phobia of shots.

Just take a dang shot and be brave you wossy!!

I wish I could have the urge to leave the computer so I can start my sketch that's due tomarrow.

granted now you have a phoebia of doctors

I wish for a for a paint ball gun

sure, but it backfires and kills you.

i wish everyone would say this: im gonna strat a charity
TheRealLyokar: called corrupt-a-wish
TheRealLyokar: we pay to ruin ameake-a wish foundation
TheRealLyokar: k?

Just take a dang shot and be brave you wossy!!

I wish I could have the urge to leave the computer so I can start my sketch that's due tomarrow.
(well, she answered first)
Okay! We'll all be mean until you cry and leave. Jerk!

I wish I was better at saving money. Action figures,

Shut up, we'll all go bankrupt with that Idea.

I wish for a part in the christmas program.

granted the program sucked

I wish for a cure for cancer

It'll come after you die!!!

I wish for a boyfriend.

granted but it's not smon

i wish for a better way of transportation

Haha, you'll have to run everywhere FOREVER!!( and it so will be Smon.)

I wishyou'd die with your evilness, splitsecond.

i'm not evil i'm more along the lines of neutral

i'd wish you would'nt get mad so easily

Well, I ain't mad. I'm just annoyed with you and your stupid avatar who's trying to put the energiser bunny out of a job.

I wish I could play the F major scale

Sure, but you can't play any other scale

I wish my desk was clean.

Well, clean it you figgy piggy.

I wish that Emma's party will be awesome!

Sure, but Emma won't have a party.

I wish that the girl I like liked me, unconditionally, at the perfect amount so that I like her too, it's not a stalker relationship, and we would go to the dance together because I would no longer have confidence and self-esteem issues, and she liked Psychonauts, and that this wish was incorruptible.

Oh, Cheez. Of course I'll love you! And yo don't have to worry about anything, since our love is true and you are totally HAWT.

I wish Cheez would die.

Sure, but I would become a zombie.

I wish you would've already known that I was talking about someone at school. >:\

I knew. I'm just a heartless, spiteful weenie. And it was payback for the Blood jokes. >:3

I wish I would get an avatar.

Sure but it'll be ugly, obscene, and get you banned.

I wish I had some cake, that was delicious and unpoisoned with no negative side effects.

You get it! Have some of my cookie pizza! :3 I love you!

I wish I had... um... ninja type superpowers.

Sure, but you wouldn't know how to use them.

I wish the pizza had no cookies, and unpoisoned and uncorruptible pepperoni on it instead.

:< Okay... fine. You know, you make this game SUCK.

Cheez, I wish you... had... twenty girlfriends.

He already has them.

I wish I could find some matching pants to go with my hat.

Sure, but your hat would change colors.

You do! But you really shouldn't put pants on your head anyway.

I wish I could wear this uber cool blazer without looking stupid.

Yo wear it without looking stupid, but a dog eats it. Eats the whole thing.

I wish it wasn't 11:00 PM on a school night.

U can't it's impossible.

I wish that could get more tape!

Sure, now it's 12:00 am on a school night.

I wish I had a normal sleep pattern.

You sleep in and are late; you miss everything and your life goes to hell.

I wish I could stop eating Mr.P's Frozen Pizzas

You do, but it feels rejected and stabs you in the night.

I wish I wasn't such a pessimist.

You aren't, but you're so cheerful that someone stabs you to put you out of their misery.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

You got it, but it becomes SENTIENT AND KILLS MITTENS THE SNIPER KITTY.

I wish I had finished my big-word-vocab.

You did, but then you start learning chinese vocab, then spanish, then japanese until *pop* Your head explodes.

Hm... a wish that won't backfire... hm... I wish for a Ham Sandwich with Mayo and bread and NO OTHER HORRIBLE SURPRISES.

Sure, but the sandwich melts.

I wish Thursday didn't exist.