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 90SK
11-26-2005, 1:59 AM
#251
It starts to work; It scans...your soul

I wish they weren’t phasing out Vanilla Coke (to be replaced with Black Cherry Vanilla Coke).
 Smon
11-26-2005, 2:20 AM
#252
It starts to work; It scans...your soul

I wish they weren’t phasing out Vanilla Coke (to be replaced with Black Cherry Vanilla Coke).
They stop producing all at once instead of steadily stopping.

I wish for awesome in a bag.
 90SK
11-26-2005, 5:48 AM
#253
The bag is filled with pumas. Awesome pumas.

I wish for more Sprite Aruba Jam Remix.
 alliespixie
11-26-2005, 1:20 PM
#254
mr.s got an aruba band's remix and a sprite
 DarthAve
11-26-2005, 1:35 PM
#255
No alliespixie, it's like this.

You get the bottle, bu I drank the delicious soda.

I wish my parents would just tell me what I got for christmas.
 alliespixie
11-26-2005, 1:52 PM
#256
man dosen't every kid in the us wish that
 shinzuku
11-26-2005, 6:12 PM
#257
But then at the last second, they decided not to give it to you.

I wish for... a spiral.
 KingCheez
11-26-2005, 6:12 PM
#258
You get a spiral, which turns into a puddle of goop.

I wish for SKA!
 shinzuku
11-26-2005, 6:18 PM
#259
What's SKA?
 Smon
11-26-2005, 7:19 PM
#260
What's SKA?
Ska music.
 alliespixie
11-26-2005, 8:00 PM
#261
haha
 90SK
11-27-2005, 1:17 AM
#262
You get too much SKA. Your head explodes...

...and lands on alliespixie, since I'm not sure what she wished for. >_<


I wish for better pants. Because mine are low-par.
 DarthAve
11-27-2005, 1:19 AM
#263
You get them, but they taste delecious and dogs likk your pants off until they becom shorts.

I wish Stand by Me would be on sooner, dang AMC.
 alliespixie
11-27-2005, 1:52 AM
#264
stand by me comes on and gets canceled on acount of ou vs. ous football game.
i wish that i never have to see my brother again.
 DarthAve
11-27-2005, 1:54 AM
#265
(It's showing on a movie channel, duh! AMC stands for somthing, but the M stands for movies.) He dies, but when you die you go to the same afterworld

I wish for another delicous soda, untampered with and unharmed.
 alliespixie
11-27-2005, 1:56 AM
#266
(damn,so close)fine, darth gets her soda but it is diet.
 90SK
02-25-2006, 5:06 AM
#267
Allie leaves the boards.


I wish for someone...anyone...to respond to this post, as a gesture of good faith.
 Klia
02-25-2006, 10:13 AM
#268
Sure but it's going to be me.

I wish I had only one arm.
 zelda 41
02-25-2006, 10:53 AM
#269
You get one arm, but it's broken and will never get better.

I wish a boy I like and I were the last people on Earth. ^^
 Klia
02-25-2006, 10:56 AM
#270
Easy, you'll be a boy but have to deal with male puberty

I wish I could draw Spiderman.
 zelda 41
02-25-2006, 11:01 AM
#271
You will, but no one will notice.

I wish I wasn't so danm tall. I'm 6"2.
 Klia
02-25-2006, 11:10 AM
#272
Midget.

I wish I could meet Woodrow Wilson.
 Smon
02-25-2006, 11:19 AM
#273
Midget.

I wish I could meet Woodrow Wilson.
You do, he's a dick.

I wish the man who put the raz in the razamataz was gunned down.
 zelda 41
02-25-2006, 11:23 AM
#274
You will, but he will stalk you after you leave.

I wish to rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Klia
02-25-2006, 11:24 AM
#275
He is but his secret assasians come back and kill you.

I wish I was happy.
 zelda 41
02-25-2006, 11:29 AM
#276
you get happy, but then you get too happy and kill yourself.

I wish somone would read my video game thread.
 Klia
02-25-2006, 11:37 AM
#277
They will, but won't respond.

I wish I knew where Springfield was...sigh.
 zelda 41
02-25-2006, 11:54 AM
#278
You will find it, but after it burns down.

I wish I wasn't called a noob.
 90SK
02-25-2006, 1:28 PM
#279
Someone decides to call you "youngling" instead.

I wish for an hour extra sleep.
 Smon
02-25-2006, 1:40 PM
#280
Someone decides to call you "youngling" instead.

I wish for an hour extra sleep.
You get it, but the days are raised to consist of 100 hours.

I wish for a pet iguana named Herbert.
 Mashi An'krekku
02-25-2006, 4:05 PM
#281
The igauna is is a nasty and rabid little thing and it bites you. You die of rabies the next week.

I wish my cold/flu/sore throat/whatever was gone.
 zelda 41
02-26-2006, 3:54 PM
#282
It will be gone today, but tomarrow you'll get cancer.

I wish they'ed come out with another Phychonauts game already.
 Smon
02-26-2006, 7:23 PM
#283
It will be gone today, but tomarrow you'll get cancer.

I wish they'ed come out with another Phychonauts game already.
They do, but as a Phychonauts craze sweeps the nation DF never gets a chance to make another Psychonauts game.

I wish for a world without typos.
 DarthAve
02-26-2006, 7:45 PM
#284
There is one, but punctuation is wiped out alltogether.

I wish Danial Vosovic wasn't gay and was my age so we could go out.
 Smon
02-26-2006, 7:47 PM
#285
There is one, but punctuation is wiped out alltogether.

I wish Danial Vosovic wasn't gay and was my age so we could go out.
He is, but then gets hit by a bus.

I wish for a much better video card.
 DarthAve
02-26-2006, 7:59 PM
#286
^ That's not a nice thing to do to Mr. 80/20.

You get your card, but then you are roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

I wish I could hear Santino impersonate Tim Gunn every day.
 Smon
02-26-2006, 8:03 PM
#287
^ That's not a nice thing to do to Mr. 80/20.

You get your card, but then you are roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

I wish I could hear Santino impersonate Tim Gunn every day.
You can. But you don't. Ever again.

I wish for a dead baby pile.
 DarthAve
02-26-2006, 8:06 PM
#288
You get it, but it is confiscated by the IRS because of your tax evaision.

I wish I had some 'make-it-work' time of my own.
 zelda 41
02-26-2006, 8:41 PM
#289
You get your time, but then you get too much time, so you don't come on here anymore.

I wish I wasn't hated.
 Smon
02-26-2006, 8:44 PM
#290
You get your time, but then you get too much time, so you don't come on here anymore.

I wish I wasn't hated.
You aren't, but only because you save a truckload of babies by sacrificing yourself.

I wish for Cartoon Network to bring back good shows like Dexter and EEnE.
 zelda 41
02-27-2006, 9:24 PM
#291
They will, but Dexter will be gay and the plot will screw up.

I dumped my boyfriend, so I wish a new guy I like would go out with me!
 Smon
02-27-2006, 9:26 PM
#292
They will, but Dexter will be gay and the plot will screw up.

I dumped my boyfriend, so I wish a new guy I like would go out with me!
You do, unfortunately he only goes out with you to cover up his own homosexuality so it doesn't last long.

I wish homophobia was more frowned upon.
 DarthAve
02-27-2006, 9:57 PM
#293
It is, but then you start to think.... 'Boy, Tim Gunn sure is sexy...'http://x5b.xanga.com/60db74472553538910498/b26617296.jpg)

I wish I had Danial Vosovic and the guys of 35D all to myself, and that none of them ever die.
 Smon
02-27-2006, 10:09 PM
#294
You do, and YOU die a week later.

I wish for a watch that can tell me what time it is at anyplace on earth.
 DarthAve
02-27-2006, 10:49 PM
#295
You get it, but you drop it in a well and the nation has a panic attack

I wish I wasn't so darn goergous. http://x45.xanga.com/159b456646c3239128382/b26758793.jpg) I know!
 Smon
02-27-2006, 11:45 PM
#296
Suddenly you aren't... at all.

I wish for Jesus to come to earth, only to give me a pop-tart and then leave.
 90SK
02-28-2006, 8:47 PM
#297
It isn't Jesus, it's me dressed up as Jesus. And the pop-tart is stale.


I wish that my eyes would stop itching.
 DarthAve
02-28-2006, 8:53 PM
#298
They do, but then your throat begins to shrivle up.

I wish I had more pictures of Danny V. For my school planner. He's just too delicious for only 8 pictures, and two quotes.
 Psychochaos3
03-02-2006, 5:45 PM
#299
They do, but then your throat begins to shrivle up.

I wish I had more pictures of Danny V. For my school planner. He's just too delicious for only 8 pictures, and two quotes.
Yes. but then the pictures turn alive and become evil due to alien alteration.
 Smon
03-26-2006, 10:43 AM
#300
You broke the chain! You didn't make a wish!

I wish this thread was back.
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