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 DarthAve
10-15-2005, 1:14 PM
#1051
IDEA!!!!

-Waterloo World:Game Over
-The life and times of Crispen Whytehead
-The world shall taste my eggs 2:Psycadelic Boogaloo
-Love at Wispering Rock: The make-outs and the break-ups
-How Sasha got his groove back
-Milka's list
-Franke and Kitty:The Curse of the Were-Vernon
-Bobby Zilch and the Goblet of Fire
-My fair Chloe'

Wow, I named a lot.
 Klia
10-15-2005, 1:19 PM
#1052
I know why Oleander and Loboto teamed up.

They have the same voice actor.

Makes perfect sense, the world goes round!

But then wouldn't Sasha and Gloria have to team up? Huh? HUH?
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 1:21 PM
#1053
But then wouldn't Sasha and Gloria have to team up? Huh? HUH?

Sasha and Bonita.

I would be scared if Sasha and Gloria had the same VA. Or impressed with the VA's flexibility.
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 1:22 PM
#1054
I'm trying to write a fic right now.

BUT IT ISN'T THE G-MAN/BECKY ONE BECAUSE THAT ONE KILLS ME DEAD.
 DarthAve
10-15-2005, 1:25 PM
#1055
Nobody liked my suggestions, cause I really liked my "How Sasha got his Groove Back" suggestion.
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 1:25 PM
#1056
Sasha has a groove?
 Klia
10-15-2005, 1:28 PM
#1057
Sasha and Bonita.

I would be scared if Sasha and Gloria had the same VA. Or impressed with the VA's flexibility.

Damn. I mixed up their names again.

That would be one awesome voice actor.
 Klia
10-15-2005, 1:29 PM
#1058
Nobody liked my suggestions, cause I really liked my "How Sasha got his Groove Back" suggestion.

I never heard about this.
 DarthAve
10-15-2005, 1:29 PM
#1059
He had a childish one, but he lost it when he saw his dad's thought about his mom in that vault.
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 1:30 PM
#1060
Damn. I mixed up their names again.

That would be one awesome voice actor.

An awesome VA?

OR TOM KENNY?!
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 1:31 PM
#1061
He had a childish one, but he lost it when he saw his dad's thought about his mom in that vault.

I'd lose my groove too if that happened to me.
 DarthAve
10-15-2005, 1:35 PM
#1062
yep, same here.
 Klia
10-15-2005, 2:01 PM
#1063
He had a childish one, but he lost it when he saw his dad's thought about his mom in that vault.

I know I would lose it too.

Wait....does it count if you walked in on your parents by accident. Cause I've done that like twice.

And now I know why I am asexual.
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 2:02 PM
#1064
I know I would lose it too.

Wait....does it count if you walked in on your parents by accident. Cause I've done that like twice.

And now I know why I am asexual.

You must've lost your groove then. I did it once, and I'm not very groovy.
 Klia
10-15-2005, 2:03 PM
#1065
You must've lost your groove then. I did it once, and I'm not very groovy.

We could harness this cruel punishment to lower teen pregnancy.
 TyraaRane
10-15-2005, 2:04 PM
#1066
Hm. Well, I have a short Sasha/Milla sequelfic that I owe shinzuku...I have no idea what I'm doing for that yet. Although some part of my brain keeps wanting to put them in London for some weird reason.

I also keep having this idea for a post-game inmates fic. I have this mental image of everyone having to crash at Gloria's beachside mansion because she's the only one with money/a house (Boyd, Fred, and Edgar don't have jobs, after all, and probably didn't have much money before they went into the various asylums, etc. At least that's what I think. Also, Fred may have mentioned something in-game about being broke. Don't remember.), but that's about as far as I get. *sits and pokes the plot bunny with a stick*
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 2:05 PM
#1067
Teens would all be afraid to look at each other.

And I want to read this story, Tyraa.
 Klia
10-15-2005, 2:12 PM
#1068
Hm. Well, I have a short Sasha/Milla sequelfic that I owe shinzuku...I have no idea what I'm doing for that yet. Although some part of my brain keeps wanting to put them in London for some weird reason.

I also keep having this idea for a post-game inmates fic. I have this mental image of everyone having to crash at Gloria's beachside mansion because she's the only one with money/a house (Boyd, Fred, and Edgar don't have jobs, after all, and probably didn't have much money before they went into the various asylums, etc. At least that's what I think. Also, Fred may have mentioned something in-game about being broke. Don't remember.), but that's about as far as I get. *sits and pokes the plot bunny with a stick*

I poke my fanfictions a lot. They don't want to get written but they don't want to leave me alone.

I'm glad we have you writing that post-game inmates fic. If it was in the hands of someone who didn't give two ****s about canon then I would be scared.

But enough ass-kissing.

I could see London, I mean Psychonauts are not just in one place, and Sasha and Milla are superstars. So I could imagine that they would have to travel the world. Makes me think though that Whispering Rock is the only mental camp if those two are there.

Me and my Becky writing friend are thinking of doing a collab fic. We are just having trouble deciding on what to do. One of us wants to do this, the other that. And we are still stuck in the planning stages. I don't think it will ever get done but what the hey. I love doing collabs with my friends, it's funny to have your note taken away and then they see you're writing an elaborate story and hand it right back. Thy think it's school work...could be. All the work is mashing together.
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 2:21 PM
#1069
Hm. I've had an idea for a fic in my mind for a while, but it may not be interesting enough for more than one long chapter.

I was thinking last night in bed, yeah in bed, about all that Raz does in the game. Raz helps people overcome thoughts and purge bad memories and whatnot, right? But the actual thoughts in everybody's minds are quite solid, have personalities, are afraid of things... and Razjust goes in there... and gets rid of them. Where do they go? What happens to them?

I might write it, but I don't know about posting it.
 DarthAve
10-15-2005, 2:37 PM
#1070
We could harness this cruel punishment to lower teen pregnancy.
That's absoutly BRILLIANT!!! This calls for a coke! ~pulls out three cans of vanilla coke from the fridge and gives one to Klia and Purple Squid~ Want a bendie straw?
 Klia
10-15-2005, 2:39 PM
#1071
That's absoutly BRILLIANT!!! This calls for a coke! ~pulls out three cans of vanilla coke from the fridge and gives one to Klia and Purple Squid~ Want a bendie straw?
Eww. Vanilla Coke. I like..water.

was thinking last night in bed, yeah in bed, about all that Raz does in the game. Raz helps people overcome thoughts and purge bad memories and whatnot, right? But the actual thoughts in everybody's minds are quite solid, have personalities, are afraid of things... and Razjust goes in there... and gets rid of them. Where do they go? What happens to them?

I have a hard time starting. Just pick up a pen and don't write it. Write anything that comes to mind. Then write about anything. Then write anything about Psychonauts and then write it.

It allows you to realize that even if you write **** it's okay. You can always change it.
 DarthAve
10-15-2005, 2:40 PM
#1072
ok,
~puts away Klia's cola and gets a bottled water for her~
Want a bendie straw?
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 2:47 PM
#1073
That's absoutly BRILLIANT!!! This calls for a coke! ~pulls out three cans of vanilla coke from the fridge and gives one to Klia and Purple Squid~ Want a bendie straw?

I like classic Coke-the-drink. And I'll have a bendy straw.
 DarthAve
10-15-2005, 2:52 PM
#1074
Ok, cheers to that awesome idea!
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 2:53 PM
#1075
Geez, would you just go look at the friggin Elton pic?

Elton kills me!
 Klia
10-15-2005, 2:58 PM
#1076
ok,
~puts away Klia's cola and gets a bottled water for her~
Want a bendie straw?

No the spoon!

I'm going to look for that Psychonauts warm-up.
 shinzuku
10-15-2005, 3:14 PM
#1077
http://www.livejournal.com/users/shinzuku/3228.html)

ch4

what happened to Milla after she was kidnapped.
 Klia
10-15-2005, 5:38 PM
#1078
Sweet Shinzuku sweet. I never got who Red was though...

Alright so I located my Psychonauts warm up-fic. Looking over it...I'm proud and then I'm not. So many canon mistakes..just ugh.

But since I don't mind posting up **** like this I'm going to type it up and share it with all of you. It's kind of long so I'll be gone for 20. The warm-up centers around Waterloo-o in the vault Fred VS Crispin.

Sounds like they could be wrestlers.

It's only the front and back of a page but it's a long page, and I'm going to be taking a 15 minute break, leaving five minutes to type.
 shinzuku
10-15-2005, 5:40 PM
#1079
okay. Um Red is a guy who wasn't psychic and he wanted to be a psychonaut, but they wouldn't let him, so he vowed revenge, and Red isn't his real name it's just a code name.
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 5:41 PM
#1080
Sweet Shinzuku sweet. I never got who Red was though...

Alright so I located my Psychonauts warm up-fic. Looking over it...I'm proud and then I'm not. So many canon mistakes..just ugh.

But since I don't mind posting up **** like this I'm going to type it up and share it with all of you. It's kind of long so I'll be gone for 20. The warm-up centers around Waterloo-o in the vault Fred VS Crispin.

Sounds like they could be wrestlers.

It's only the front and back of a page but it's a long page, and I'm going to be taking a 15 minute break, leaving five minutes to type.

ARGH. Now I'm getting impatient with myself. I can't seem to finish my fic! And here you are, typing everything up a mile a minute!

ARGUS. FILCH.
 Klia
10-15-2005, 5:44 PM
#1081
ARGH. Now I'm getting impatient with myself. I can't seem to finish my fic! And here you are, typing everything up a mile a minute!

ARGUS. FILCH.

These are all old things that keep me up at night.

Still on my fifteen minute break...
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 5:46 PM
#1082
The only thing that keeps me up at night is the glow of the TV.

Because I refuse to turn off my Psychonauts.

And Boyd will not stop going on about the freaking hooch.
 shinzuku
10-15-2005, 6:24 PM
#1083
 DarthAve
10-15-2005, 6:24 PM
#1084
hehehehehehe Boyd is an alcoholic Michael Jackson. Hee hee!
 Klia
10-15-2005, 6:25 PM
#1085
Wow. This took me a long time to write and it's so short. I wonder why. I guess everything looks longer in writing.

Tell me what you think of it blah..whatever. Seriously diss it if you want to. Concrit is good. Remember, I like to have my writing nitpicked upon. That way I can become a better writer.

Damn, this is old. And I'm a hypocrite

Dedicated to Purple Squid, who I owe like 5 million stories for all the drawings they dedicated to me.

Fred VS Crispin



“Crispin, this is Waterloo-o.” Fred dropped the box on the table. “My friends gave it to me as a joke because my last name is Bonaparte and well…well…uh you know.”

Crispin was not amused.

Regardless, Fred took of the lid, arranging the board as he explained the rules. “This is my knight. You have one too but you’ll be on the defensive. I need to get my knight into here.” He pointed towards the slightly torn paper castle before he went on. “Now this is my peasant, and this is your soldier.” Cautiously he placed the piece in front of the detainee, studying for any reaction.

Relief swelled into him as Crispin finally acknowledged his existance. However that was quickly dashed as Crispin leaned over the table and picked up a piece with his mouth. Fred didn’t know how to take this at all and offered the only help he could. “Do you want me to…”

Crispin had taken no notice to Fred’s mortification and went right on, not even bothering to take the piece out of his mouth, preferring to talk quite clearly through clenched teeth. “No, I want you to start.”

Leaning back in the chair allowed Fred to relax a bit from this sudden onslaught. “Once I finish telling you the rules. The carpenter is the only piece allowed out. The peasent can’t come out unless you get a certain item for them. Once you destroy all of the other’s side peasents or soldiers your knight can storm the castle.”

“Sounds Easy.” Crispin shrugged and started leaning in for the dice.

“Wait no!” Fred snatched them away. “No…not yet. Not yet…” He began to breathe deeply, something he told the asylum prisoners to do when they couldn’t control themselves.

“Well, this is interesting. However I do have other things planned for today. I think I have another session in the art room today or so I have heard.”

“Alright, I’ll start.” Fred said, and so they began.

They were an odd pair in an even odder situation. Crispin was propped up on a few books thus enabling him to at least look at the game board; while Fred’s legs were tucked on underneath his chair so his kness would not interfere his view. Despite all this, despite Crispin’s previous hostility Fred felt himself relaxing. After all it was a simple round of his favorite game.
And, well it was interesting if nothing else. It was truly an amazing sight to see his opponent play without hands, something Fred thought neccesary to play a board game.
 Paranoidish
10-15-2005, 7:08 PM
#1086
Hello Klia! You get one my first official post. The other one wasn't very special. Oh, and if anyone was wondering...I am the becky/Jasper-writing girl.

I am seriously loving this fic! I always thought how interesting it would be to see the interaction between Fred and Crispin. In the game Crispin is the one with the control, and its really nice to see the power struggle between them both. Your fic is a great example of Fred losing his control over Crispin and his own sanity.

“Wait no!” Fred snatched them away. “No…not yet. Not yet…” He began to breathe deeply, something he told the asylum prisoners to do when they couldn’t control themselves.

This...this is the best line in ever! It made this fic from good to completly awesome! Total foreshadow action going on here. So subtle yet so powerful. Just brilliant. I can't get over this. This actually made me scream like a crazed fangirl.

They were an odd pair in an even odder situation. Crispin was propped up on a few books thus enabling him to at least look at the game board; while Fred’s legs were tucked on underneath his chair so his kness would not interfere his view. Despite all this, despite Crispin’s previous hostility Fred felt himself relaxing. After all it was a simple round of his favorite game.
And, well it was interesting if nothing else. It was truly an amazing sight to see his opponent play without hands, something Fred thought neccesary to play a board game.

This paragraph made me sad. The story had such an energy flow goin on and this left me cold. Please, continue this. Its superb and much better than a warm-up. It could even just be a short fic, but this idea needs expanding, it was going so well too...
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 7:11 PM
#1087
AUGH. It's Klia's friend!

That's what I used to call you.

Klia, that was fantastic. I agree with paranoidish about that being the best line. EVER.
And, ergh. You made Fred sound like an awkward cashier. Which is good and in character, by the way.
 Klia
10-15-2005, 7:12 PM
#1088
Wow Paranoidish...you are excited.

This...this is the best line in ever! It made this fic from good to completly awesome! Total foreshadow action going on here. So subtle yet so powerful. Just brilliant. I can't get over this. This actually made me scream like a crazed fangirl.

Someone hold me. I am scared.

I never intended for it to be foreshadowing anything. I just like reminding people to breathe.

But thanks friendly Becky/Jasper writing girl!

I already told you I posted your fics...people seemed to like them. Well now you can post your own damn fics and leave me alone about it.
 DarthAve
10-15-2005, 7:13 PM
#1089
No way Paranoidish, It's taken me a while and Kila and I are tight. U ain't stealin' her and Knight from me.
 shinzuku
10-15-2005, 7:15 PM
#1090
Darth_ave2011, you should post the "secret fanfic" thing on the internet....
if you still have it...
if you want to....
 Klia
10-15-2005, 7:15 PM
#1091
AUGH. It's Klia's friend!

That's what I used to call you.

Klia, that was fantastic. I agree with paranoidish about that being the best line. EVER.
And, ergh. You made Fred sound like an awkward cashier. Which is good and in character, by the way.

Akward cashier's are fun. I talk to them all the time. Thank you for complimenting me. WOOT! Now you are all on. I was getting worried.

No way Paranoidish, It's taken me a while and Kila and I are tight. U ain't stealin' her and Knight from me.

I remember how we were at odds ends when we first met. And now we are tight. Knight is Scott C's. I love the Knight.
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 7:16 PM
#1092
I want to read a Becky/Jasper fic again, for I am a horrible person who will not finish my own fics and amuse myself with drawings of innuendos and girl scouts.

Boohoo.
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 7:17 PM
#1093
Paranoidish, please don't take Klia from me!

SHE'S THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME FROM DEATH!

I have Klia Deprivation Syndrome.
 Paranoidish
10-15-2005, 7:19 PM
#1094
AUGH. It's Klia's friend!

That's what I used to call you.

It seems like people are already well acquainted with me...and my fic.

No way Paranoidish, It's taken me a while and Kila and I are tight. U ain't stealin' her and Knight from me.

0_0
 Klia
10-15-2005, 7:21 PM
#1095
Paranoidish, please don't take Klia from me!

SHE'S THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME FROM DEATH!

I have Klia Deprivation Syndrome.

Aww this is so sweet...and yet so disturbing.
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 7:22 PM
#1096
Yes, I know. I need to take Klia pills once an hour and Klianol before bed.

Paranoidish, I already love you.
 Paranoidish
10-15-2005, 7:24 PM
#1097
Yes, I know. I need to take Klia pills once an hour and Klianol before bed.

Paranoidish, I already love you.

Aww thanks. Everyone on this board knows each other. Especially Klia. Everyone knows her.
 Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 7:25 PM
#1098
Yes, we are all homies. And everyone knows Klia, because she sounds the smartest. And makes the best friendship bracelets.
 Klia
10-15-2005, 7:25 PM
#1099
Aww thanks. Everyone on this board knows each other. Especially Klia. Everyone knows her.

I'm getting creeped out by the second. How does everyone know me? No one is supposed to know me. I just freakin joined.

Somethings going on and you are all leaving me out of it.

I get ingested every night?
 DarthAve
10-15-2005, 7:25 PM
#1100
yeah, I'm addicted to MarijuKlia. I gotta go to rehab for crystal Klia
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