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Joetheeskimo

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Posted in: Thing Vader would NEVER say....
  Joetheeskimo
11-23-2003, 6:25 PM
#58
Gah, I'm not creative enough to think of something. :mad:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add a word to the SW sentence
  Joetheeskimo
11-23-2003, 6:09 PM
#11
Turbolazer are cool guns for disinegrating I'm not very original :p...  [Read More]
Posted in: Rpg
  Joetheeskimo
11-11-2003, 6:37 PM
#51
"AAAAAAAAAAAaaa..." The dwarf, out of all odds lands on earth next to Shade. *Dusting himself off* "Well, thanks" :D...  [Read More]
Posted in: Rpg
  Joetheeskimo
11-11-2003, 5:30 PM
#49
The dwarf realizes he's on a hot dog and starts chewing on the end of it. "Anyone have some ketchup?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Rpg
  Joetheeskimo
11-11-2003, 5:19 PM
#47
"No fair, I don't have a spaceship," The dwarf whines. He grabs onto Pie's sidemirror and hops into his spaceship....  [Read More]
Posted in: Rpg
  Joetheeskimo
11-10-2003, 1:41 PM
#39
A drill pops up from the ground, and a tiny dwarf pops his head through the hole. "Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have followed that goon." The dwarf climbs up through the hole and dusts himself off. He notices everyone is staring at him. &q...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight!!!!!
  Joetheeskimo
11-13-2003, 10:37 PM
#61
Originally posted by Apologetic ((((So that basicly means that he gets 1000 stings every posts and increases his post outage by three every time?)))) No, irt means I'm out for 3 posts. It's not that hard to figure out. :rolleyes:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight!!!!!
  Joetheeskimo
11-12-2003, 11:44 PM
#55
*Kisses Topshot on the cheek. Topshot passes out from the sheer grossness of the idea.* Topshot is out for 1 post :D...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight!!!!!
  Joetheeskimo
11-10-2003, 11:15 AM
#49
*Feeling satisfied that Apo has had a taste of his own medicine, I run over to snow, shove my hand down his throat, and pull out his heart.* [snowman is out for 2 posts]...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight!!!!!
  Joetheeskimo
11-08-2003, 10:13 PM
#40
I agree with weiderudare. There should be a limit of posts you can be out for. 6 is bad enough, 10 is downright stupid. Apologetic, you're not THAT strong. :rolleyes:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight!!!!!
  Joetheeskimo
11-08-2003, 4:38 PM
#35
*Grabs Topshot's .45 calibur sniper rifle and uses the butt to whack Topshot's head off.* Topshot is out for 3 posts....  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight!!!!!
  Joetheeskimo
11-06-2003, 7:08 PM
#22
Ummmmm....how many bar fights have you participated in? This is how EVERYONE does it. The starter of the thread doesn't have control over EVERYHTING, it would be so boring that way. The last 3 posts, including this post and your two other posts befo...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight!!!!!
  Joetheeskimo
11-06-2003, 10:50 AM
#20
Well, your one post out-time was over, so you're allowed to post again.... But, while I'm talking to you - *Kicks snowman in the stomach, bashes him repeatedly over the head with a pickaxe, and then shoves a pack of dynamite down his throat while...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight!!!!!
  Joetheeskimo
11-06-2003, 10:25 AM
#18
*Takes Snowman's saber and puts some elmer's glue on it, and sticks it together* There! *Presses the reset button* Hmm....it's only sputterng. Oh well *Throws the sparking handle at death's temple* (Death is unconcious for 1 post)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight!!!!!
  Joetheeskimo
11-06-2003, 12:01 AM
#11
*Joe picks up the useless lightsaber and examines it. Then he presses the RESET button, accidentally pointing it at his eye.* BZZAAAAPPP!! "YEOW!!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight!!!!!
  Joetheeskimo
11-05-2003, 11:43 PM
#9
Don't you want to do something like say how many posts someone's out for? Like, Death is out for 1 post? Oh well. *Brings in a very hungry wampa and throws it in a cage, throws Apo and Death in with him, and locks the door.* Have fun! :D...  [Read More]
Posted in: Black and White
  Joetheeskimo
10-30-2003, 9:36 PM
#3
Very well-written. Your skill at role-playing shows here. You remind me of Jude Watson's writing, if you've read her books. The second post was....interesting. ;) Actually, bevcause of this I'm interested in making fan fiction. I'll look into it....  [Read More]
Posted in: Attack of the Clones...Relived
  Joetheeskimo
11-01-2003, 4:44 PM
#30
Tepe, the word's "said", not "sayd". :rolleyes:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Assault on Trident
  Joetheeskimo
11-22-2003, 6:26 PM
#25
((:D)) Kilmor glances at his star screen. "Alright, men, we're approaching the next solar sytem. Prepare to enter hyperspace." Kilmor counts the seconds. Then, as they break the pull of the solar system, the pulls the lightspeed lever and...  [Read More]
Posted in: Assault on Trident
  Joetheeskimo
11-21-2003, 9:51 PM
#23
Whoops...hehe...:D Uh...happy clone day to you too :p...  [Read More]
Posted in: Assault on Trident
  Joetheeskimo
11-21-2003, 8:42 PM
#20
I was being sarcastic. What the hell do you mean by that, Apo?????...  [Read More]
Posted in: Assault on Trident
  Joetheeskimo
11-21-2003, 7:45 PM
#18
My ship?? :confused: Suddenly, Kilmor's ship disappeared in a white flash and clouds of smoke billow out of his side hangar. He is killed instantly. The end. :confused: :confused: :confused:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Assault on Trident
  Joetheeskimo
11-21-2003, 12:49 AM
#16
Kilmor shoots out of the hangar, assuming the others are following (hint hint...) :D...  [Read More]
Posted in: Lamest SW moments
  Joetheeskimo
11-23-2003, 6:12 PM
#18
Qui-Gon dying. Come on, he's the best Jedi Master of them all! Obi-Wan jumping through the window. It was sorta cool, but he's not invincible. He just glances over at the droid and smashes through this solid glass without a thought. :rolleyes:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Why is it OK to criticize religion (i.e. Christianity)?
  Joetheeskimo
10-29-2003, 11:41 AM
#250
You're making a generalization, Kain. Actually, most Christians are supposed to ignore threats and bashing. Christianity is supposed to be one of the most secure religons....  [Read More]
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