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martmeister

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Posted in: Name this sexual fetish!
  martmeister
06-11-2007, 9:31 PM
#5
<Sigh> Signs that even comic books ran out of good ideas. WTF?! Ersatz-humanoid love?! Demon-spawn children?!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Rank 100!
  martmeister
06-06-2007, 4:37 PM
#6
I'm not too good at that punching game; what's your strategy (on PC)?...  [Read More]
Posted in: literally a few hours ago
  martmeister
06-05-2007, 7:19 AM
#36
Pfft. There are no children on these boards, at least not innocent ones. We are all children; you have parents, were born, created from a vial, some mad scientist created you on a table, etc. Now the age part is where we all differ. Yes, we especiall...  [Read More]
Posted in: literally a few hours ago
  martmeister
06-04-2007, 10:24 PM
#33
I graduated college just over 3 yrs ago. I became awesome over 25 yrs ago. Congrats Das Mole!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Can't get to bathysphere! Help!!
  martmeister
06-06-2007, 4:36 PM
#5
You could just reload or save the game/load or go to a different area and come back to see if the pier's back to normal....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Random Crap thread
  martmeister
06-09-2007, 9:11 AM
#82
My neighbors living above me need to get mangled; wtf, is there a gd family reunion going on at 5:30am? I was considering borrowing my buddy's shotgun, strolling upstairs, knocking on their door and asking, "what the f*ck is going on?! Shut the...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Random Crap thread
  martmeister
06-07-2007, 7:40 PM
#60
I hate taking apart IBM/Lenovo Thinkpad T60s. Long day; somebody throw me a f*ckin' bone....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Random Crap thread
  martmeister
06-06-2007, 2:42 PM
#51
Awesome avatar, Pho3nix. Is that a image of Kane from C&C 3 or one of the previous C&Cs?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Random Crap thread
  martmeister
06-05-2007, 7:11 AM
#30
This is why you do NOT read Charlotte's Web, Chicken Little, or any other farm animal/food story to your children when they're young. Ignore where it comes from and just eat the damn thing! Pigs do not equal cute, squirmy animals; they equal bacon, c...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Random Crap thread
  martmeister
06-04-2007, 5:32 PM
#27
Know anywhere to get a USB phone charger? I still takes me a few days to bullsh..er, "creatively pour my writing genius onto paper." If I gave a damn, I probably could've gotten As on some of my research papers; alas! I waited 'til 2 days...  [Read More]
Posted in: Avatar & Signature request/discussion thread
  martmeister
06-04-2007, 10:57 PM
#15
Whoa, my life's too busy to come up with a good signature. The real/after-college world sux, fyi. I want to do a Kratos (sp?) and "God of War" game thing....  [Read More]
Posted in: Avatar & Signature request/discussion thread
  martmeister
05-31-2007, 9:32 AM
#8
Yeah! I mean who the **** has text sigs anymore anyway? <Raises hand in shame>...  [Read More]
Posted in: Linux v. Mac v. Windows: The Ultimate Showdown
  martmeister
05-31-2007, 8:21 PM
#21
I do have to mention that of all the companies I've been to, to fix their computers, they were using Windows. Even Red Hat has a (payroll) computer running Windows. ("Payroll hasn't gotten the memo yet" was a response when I asked "wha...  [Read More]
Posted in: Linux v. Mac v. Windows: The Ultimate Showdown
  martmeister
05-31-2007, 9:26 AM
#19
Uh, Paris Hilton II will release the holographic sex disc....  [Read More]
Posted in: Linux v. Mac v. Windows: The Ultimate Showdown
  martmeister
05-30-2007, 9:27 PM
#10
Not a bad omen; just IE getting jealous of a superior browser. Re-download firefox....  [Read More]
Posted in: Linux v. Mac v. Windows: The Ultimate Showdown
  martmeister
05-30-2007, 9:26 PM
#9
Oooh, shazam! B itch fight goin' on! The IT guys at Red Hat (AKA: the elite of paid Linux workers) are a trip! You'd have to be there to enjoy the humor. Most people use Windows, hence there's a greater number of dumbasses. I didn't get too offende...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Big List of Things You Learned From RD
  martmeister
06-17-2007, 5:37 PM
#143
#173 Don't wash your colored clothes with your whites unless you have the color safe sh*t or non-bleeding material....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Big List of Things You Learned From RD
  martmeister
06-16-2007, 7:24 AM
#141
#164 Salman Rushdie has been Knighted. I guess we can officially refer to Salman Rushdie as a Dark Knight, Horseman of the Apocalypse, Hellrider, or Nazgul (sp?)....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Big List of Things You Learned From RD
  martmeister
06-16-2007, 12:59 AM
#139
#170 Martmeister needs a new job....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Big List of Things You Learned From RD
  martmeister
06-15-2007, 9:44 PM
#133
#163 Mart is sometimes the grammar-Nazi....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Big List of Things You Learned From RD
  martmeister
06-14-2007, 7:13 AM
#125
#155 Rob Zombie kicks arse!...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Big List of Things You Learned From RD
  martmeister
06-09-2007, 9:34 AM
#122
Dysons never lose suction. An appropriate response would be, "nor does your mother," but I don't have anything against jmac, so it'd just be funny to say #119 If you want to be a moderator, you just need to know how to spell and you're in...  [Read More]
Posted in: That's Odd
  martmeister
05-31-2007, 8:26 PM
#50
Wow, can't believe I posted on this sucky-ass topic. Somebody close this sh*t down....  [Read More]
Posted in: Smon's Official Guitar Hero Thread-Bwo, bwo, wahhhh widdly widdly wao!
  martmeister
06-08-2007, 7:00 AM
#50
I was born early 80s but identify more with the 90s....  [Read More]
Posted in: Psychonauts glitches, easter eggs, etc! [spoilers]
  martmeister
06-06-2007, 2:36 PM
#167
Everyone responds to the cobweb duster. Try it on your camp mates and watch their reactions. I think Cruller's is amusing....  [Read More]
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