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Name this sexual fetish!

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 Byakko
06-11-2007, 12:53 PM
#1
Okay, note that I'm actually a Marvel fan; so you may or may not get what I'm talking about.

But bear with me! I need to know something...

First off, those of you who watched X-men know all about mutants and yada yada yada.

So, in the old Marvel comics line, there's this main character called the Scarlet Witch; real name Wanda Maximoff. She controls probabilities.

In the new 'Ultimates' Marvel comic line, which is a re-imagining and modernization of the old characters and stories, there's also a Scarlet Witch (who's younger, slightly less powerful, alot more attitude).

She also has an incestuous relationship with her twin brother, Pietro Maximoff (he has superspeed).

Currently, she's showing some kind of romantic/sexual interest in an android called Vision II.

The weird thing is that is prolly the most normal thing for her to do. See, in the original comics, she's bloody married to (AND HAS KIDS WITH) an android man called Vision.

Who doesn't have genitalia btw. The kids were created from the soul of a demon. DON'T ASK.

Finally, my question.

If there's bestiality, zoophilia, homosexuality etc. What do you call a sexual attraction to a machine?
 Byakko
06-11-2007, 1:05 PM
#2
As usual, leave it to Wikipedia to have all the answers...

Robot Fetishism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_fetishism#Robot_fetishism_in_popular_culture) )

In retrospect, the Marvel creators were totally twisted with Scarlet Witch and Vision.

But you know, if guys can have all the fun, why not girls, right?

It's gotta be better than being incestuous, anyway.
 DarthAve
06-11-2007, 1:34 PM
#3
She's clearly part robosexual.

"I like big bots and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny."
^I did not come up with this. Holly Ziviene/Gogglishious did.
 DylanMay
06-11-2007, 6:01 PM
#4
Oh, Holly, you continue to crack me up from afar.

When's the next list of what not to do at WRC coming out, by the way?
 martmeister
06-11-2007, 9:31 PM
#5
<Sigh> Signs that even comic books ran out of good ideas. WTF?! Ersatz-humanoid love?! Demon-spawn children?!
 Das Mole
06-11-2007, 9:40 PM
#6
no zombie pirate porn? :(
 The Source
06-12-2007, 2:24 AM
#7
Hahaha.... I can't believe someone would make such a thread. ***Cough*** Sorry. I had to get that out of the way.

I would call her a sociopath. She does have issues with the oposite sex, and she cannot make a connection with any guy except her brother. If she has to go outside of her species for love, sex, and affection, I would say that she has issues with being with other people in general. What a messed up character. She seems to be one of those people that say, "I prefer batteries over flesh."
 Byakko
06-12-2007, 3:27 AM
#8
<Sigh> Signs that even comic books ran out of good ideas. WTF?! Ersatz-humanoid love?! Demon-spawn children?!

To Marvel's credit, the whole Vision-Scarlet Witch love story thing was actually one of the most beloved and popular romantic stories in the whole Marvel universe.

Since it's part of the classic line, technically it IS part of the Silver Age of comics. So it kinda counts as a 'good idea'.

I mean, once you get over the fact Vision's a robot and she got pregnant totally by accident with the occult (She wasn't conjuring a demon to make her pregnant. It was a totally different scenario that didn't make sense. Like most of Marvel's works, lol).

no zombie pirate porn?

Funny you should mention that...

There's a popular mini-series called Marvel Zombies that had the entire world ravaged by a zombifying virus and left a few superheroes/supervillains infected and devoured every living fleshy thing.

They're still sentient, but they need to feel 'full' to think clearly or they go berserker with hunger.

It's actually pretty cool, with all the zombie heroes and things. Spiderman totally goes emo over the fact he's a zombie, that and he ate Mary Jane and Aunt May.

You should see the zombie Fantastic Four. The closest thing to 'zombie porn' would be between Sue and Reed. No, they're didn't have sex (that would be beyond the creepy). She just seems to like fawning over him more than when she was alive. Go figure.

You'd prolly only get 'zombie pirate porn' from weird Pirates of the Caribbean fanfiction.

With Barbossa.

I would call her a sociopath. She does have issues with the oposite sex, and she cannot make a connection with any guy except her brother. If she has to go outside of her species for love, sex, and affection, I would say that she has issues with being with other people in general. What a messed up character. She seems to be one of those people that say, "I prefer batteries over flesh."

The weird thing is how it was so easily accepted back in the day (the Silver Age of Marvel comics).

I'm only 19. I got those comics from my brother's and father's periodic collecting (my father still loves the Fantastic Four).

But even when I read these classics, it doesn't really hit me how 'wrong' having that love story/marriage between the Scarlet Witch and Vision was.

I mean, Vision had red skin (and afterwards it was revealed, no genitalia) but having them fawning over each other, sleeping together, then the kids; it just didn't seem that 'wrong'.

NOW, in this Ultimate version, the Scarlet Witch's incestuous and the first alternate version of the Vision in this Ultimates universe was originally female.

There was some backlash from old fans. Scarlet Witch being suspected as incestuous was not well accepted. Having the Vision be female also wasn't sitting well.

Noone wanted her either incestuous, or lesbian either (well, some guys did; no surprise there).

Apparently, everyone wanted her robosexual again. Preferably with a male Vision.

So WOO! In comes the android Vision II, based on the first Vision!

With whom Scarlet Witch immediately flirts with, and later asks out for a date (when her brother isn't around).

Panels in the comics show Vision II turning his head to look at her, but that's it.

And she apparently was having a conversation with him and then asking him out on a date at one point; but to date, there has been no indication that the Vision II can even talk (he was built to be an expendable machine soldier).

So, the ultimate question is. Is this all in her head?

Hahaha.... I can't believe someone would make such a thread. ***Cough*** Sorry. I had to get that out of the way.

Well, it HAD to be done. I haven't even seen the word 'sex' (much) in this forum. It was high time!
 Byakko
06-12-2007, 3:35 AM
#9
To illustrate...

Marvel Zombies! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Zombies#Ultimate_Fantastic_Four)

Twin-cest! (http://img487.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ultimates800fc2ll.jpg)

Twin-cest the Sequel! (http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitledscanned071mm.jpg)

Twin-cest, the Trilogy! (http://img487.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitledscanned084pg.jpg)

I don't know about you guys. But her showing interest in any other male-like object other than her twin brother is an improvement IMO.
 Poopdogjr
06-13-2007, 1:21 PM
#10
Ahh yes. Who cannot love the twisted reality of comics. But w/e it's fun and you love it damnit. This is a neat discussion anyway. I came here expecting something really dirty and or evil. But was pleasantly suprised that it wasnt. Hooray RD!

To keep everything flowing, I would totally date a robot. But only if she had a jet-pack. If she doesn't, then she can go walking.
 DarthAve
06-14-2007, 12:50 AM
#11
Poopdog, I think I've got you figured out.

Things that are important to Ross!
-His Dog
-Jet Packs
-Chicken Patties
-Steven Segal
-Psychonauts
 Samnmax221
06-14-2007, 1:16 AM
#12
Things important to Ave
-Food
-The Cock
 Poopdogjr
06-14-2007, 2:04 AM
#13
Yea, Ave you pretty much nailed me. I think I'll put that on my tombstone when i'm die. It sums up my life pretty nicely. It's still a bit weird when people actually refer to me by my real name on here. Internet persona is fail.

As for Samnmax, your a precocious little scamp. We love it.
 DarthAve
06-14-2007, 2:44 PM
#14
Things important to Ave
-Food
-The Cock
no. U lose. I'd post things important to my, but I have to go get ready for the masquerade!
 Samnmax221
06-14-2007, 2:55 PM
#15
I got my Wisdom teeth yanked out 2 hours ago. Lortab isn't doing **** for me either.
 JoeDoe 2.0
06-14-2007, 3:00 PM
#16
So you got no wisdom left heh? get it? me neither, just had to post something
 Jae Onasi
06-14-2007, 6:11 PM
#17
I got my Wisdom teeth yanked out 2 hours ago. Lortab isn't doing **** for me either.

1. Call the dentist/oral surgeon for some better drugs
2. Ice, ice, ice. Use lots of ice on your face for 48 hours. I got my wisdom teeth cut out and using the ice kept the swelling and the pain way down.
 milo
06-14-2007, 7:15 PM
#18
I got my Wisdom teeth yanked out 2 hours ago. Lortab isn't doing **** for me either.
Do your cheeks look like this now:

http://gallery.flyertalk.com/gallery/albums/Canadian-Rockies/Chipmunk_Cheeks_sharp.sized.jpg)

?
 JoeDoe 2.0
06-14-2007, 7:56 PM
#19
^L M A O
 Samnmax221
06-14-2007, 8:33 PM
#20
1. Call the dentist/oral surgeon for some better drugs
2. Ice, ice, ice. Use lots of ice on your face for 48 hours. I got my wisdom teeth cut out and using the ice kept the swelling and the pain way down.
I've done the ice. Pain isn't bad, I'm just not getting any of the crap that people seem to get when on the heavier pain killers.

http://gallery.flyertalk.com/gallery/albums/Canadian-Rockies/Chipmunk_Cheeks_sharp.sized.jpg)
I'm not worried, I think I'll be able to turn tricks tomorrow. Guess which Senator, cmon, guess?!
 Poopdogjr
06-15-2007, 12:36 PM
#21
Better not be Lieberman. He's such a douche. But he is hawt.
 Samnmax221
06-15-2007, 2:18 PM
#22
Amy Klobuchar is such a slut.
 Klia
06-15-2007, 6:04 PM
#23
Strom Thurmond?

I have to say those nuts are scary in a mesmerizing way.
 Byakko
06-17-2007, 1:06 PM
#24
Considering the thread I accidentally read masquerade as something else and it scared me.:p

I'm just going to say it...

MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE MASTURBATE MASTURBATE MASTURBATE!!!!!

Ah...that feels SO much better...
 PrincessHeart
07-02-2007, 1:52 PM
#25
Well, you cant put me in as a Robo Fetishperson... Than again, you try watching FLCL and not getting turned on.

Robots, demons, monsters, girls, guys... Damn I'm messed up.
 KingCheez
07-02-2007, 2:27 PM
#26
PrincessHeart you're still my favorite robosexual anyway.

(i'm banned from dA. YEAH AGAIN.)
 JoeDoe 2.0
07-02-2007, 7:50 PM
#27
>.>
<.<

Whats FLCL?
 Byakko
07-06-2007, 1:54 PM
#28
It's some sort of anime japanimation crap.

The creators admitted they basically used the money to experiment with new animation techniques.

Basically, they got the funding for a full 25-28 episode series, and used it all in 13 episodes (hence making an OVA instead).
 Rogue Nine
07-06-2007, 2:41 PM
#29
GAINAX was smoking something wicked fierce when they made FLCL.
 Poopdogjr
07-11-2007, 12:30 AM
#30
I watched an episode once and was pretty confused. But i do have to admit the animation was pretty cool.
 itchythesamurai
07-12-2007, 3:11 PM
#31
Byakko, have you heard how Elektra got killed in the comics and she turned out to be a Super-Skrull (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super-Skrull) (shape-shifting alien type)? That'd be okay in and of itself but Elektra's been sleeping around with pretty much every guy in the Marvel Universe. Daredevil, The Punisher, Wolverine, etc...yep, they've all been porking one hideous (and possibly male) alien.
 Pho3nix
07-12-2007, 3:16 PM
#32
yep, they've all been porking one hideous (and possibly male) alien.

That's hot.
 JoeDoe 2.0
07-12-2007, 8:53 PM
#33
So that means that they all have mutant AIDS?????

That sucks
 itchythesamurai
07-13-2007, 1:43 AM
#34
Fun fact: mutants in the Marvel Universe cannot contract AIDS or the HIV virus. Guess that's what makes them homo superior, amirigh?
 Det. Bart Lasiter
07-13-2007, 1:52 AM
#35
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 itchythesamurai
07-13-2007, 2:01 AM
#36
Hey Jmac, the Internet called. They're running out of otaku.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
07-13-2007, 2:04 AM
#37
Yeah I know I got your message.
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