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jokemaster

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Posted in: Conflict: Desert Storm-Part One: The Soivet Gamble
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 8:13 PM
#50
The helicopter finally arrived. It landed and a squad of medics climbed out. They loaded the injured onto the chopper. "Is he going to live?" Asked Clark "Doesn't look like it." Answered the medic....  [Read More]
Posted in: Conflict: Desert Storm-Part One: The Soivet Gamble
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 11:39 PM
#45
Clark: GODDAMMIT, HOW MANY ARE GOING TO BE HIT?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Conflict: Desert Storm-Part One: The Soivet Gamble
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 8:29 PM
#43
Clark called an evac helicopter for him. Meanwhile, Payne was mowing down the advancing infantry, but was now running low on ammo. He'd soon have to retreat....  [Read More]
Posted in: Conflict: Desert Storm-Part One: The Soivet Gamble
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 8:07 PM
#41
Price tried to move his arm, but it didn't respond. He couldn't move anything, and was bleeding badly....  [Read More]
Posted in: Conflict: Desert Storm-Part One: The Soivet Gamble
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 8:00 PM
#39
Price coughed up some blood, and nodded....  [Read More]
Posted in: Conflict: Desert Storm-Part One: The Soivet Gamble
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 7:44 PM
#37
Price's cover had been blown to pieces. He was running to some other cover when an RPG blew up right behind him. He was blown backwards. "MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!" Yelled Clark as he went to retrieve him. He reached him, and dragged him back to...  [Read More]
Posted in: Life of a Jedi
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 8:42 PM
#58
Bauer couldn't sense anything. Suddenly he lost control of his ship, and it started plunging down towards the planet. Bauer fought the controls, but couldn't get control of the ship. The ship crash-landed on the planet. The last thing Bauer saw befor...  [Read More]
Posted in: Life of a Jedi
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 8:30 PM
#56
Bauer followed Apolo throught the shroud....  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 8:11 PM
#102
Greco ran to his own ship, there was a group of stormtroopers. Greco shot one and ran to a vent. He quickly climbed in and started to crawl to his hangar. This would take some time....  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 10:44 AM
#95
"Thanks, where's the rest of the guys?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 12:30 AM
#91
She didn't have to wait long. Soon Greco came in running. He jumped, turning around in mid air and firing at the stormtroopers before Zofire caught him....  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 11:41 PM
#88
Greco ran out of the Bridge, half the star destroyer crew chasing him. "I'M HEADING FOR THE HANGAR, THE LAST BOMB HAS BEEN SET, AND I'LL DETONATE THEM ON COMMAND" He yelled inot the comlink "I'LL MEET YOU THERE"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 8:26 PM
#84
Greco closes every hangar doors except where he, and shade landed. "Yeah, lemmy, guess, the core, the bridge, and the engine?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 8:02 PM
#82
Greco reached the tractor control room. He dropped out from the vent, coincidentially on a gaurd. Greco took the gaurds uniform, and got to work. He hacked the computer, and de-activated the tractor beam. Then he disabled the cameras and alarms. Fina...  [Read More]
Posted in: The new empire arises
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 11:43 PM
#135
((OK, I'll just say I landed in Te'Ku's instead, he found me, I grinned like a moron, etc. in his ship))...  [Read More]
Posted in: The new empire arises
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 8:24 PM
#132
Taylor goes to look for something to drink. He finally decides on a correlian alcaholic drink. He reaches for it....  [Read More]
Posted in: The new empire arises
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 8:03 PM
#130
Jack was a little burnt, but grinning like a moron. "When can I do it again?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The new empire arises
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 7:54 PM
#128
"Good Idea!" Said Taylor,and without another word he blasted toward the hangar. 3 minutes later he came out, an explosion behind him, rapidly outrunning him. The explosion engulfed his ship, but he ejected the cockpit seconds before. The co...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Sith Hunters
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 8:24 PM
#178
"None for me, makes you feel better, after it makes you feel worse."...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Sith Hunters
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 12:12 AM
#175
"Something important enough they were willing to let a Jedi leave the planet alive to ensure that security. You see, if they tried to kill you, and failed, you would have known they were sith, and thus gone to their base and cracked the code.&qu...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Sith Hunters
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 11:38 PM
#171
Jokemaster walks over to the thug, and took the shotgun from him. He cocks it "i'm ready to go."...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Sith Hunters
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 7:56 PM
#162
"Sailboats are more vurneble" Jokemaster argued....  [Read More]
Posted in: Antitrust 2: The Return of NURV
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 8:22 PM
#111
"Unexpected vacation?" He asked. "Or product theft?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Antitrust 2: The Return of NURV
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 12:07 AM
#109
"No." He said, noticing they had fixed a few things. "Is it in Beta stage" He added, purposefully asking if it was one stage forward than it really was....  [Read More]
Posted in: Antitrust 2: The Return of NURV
  jokemaster
10-14-2003, 11:44 PM
#107
"Yeah, she guessed that computers would do a lot of math in the future."...  [Read More]
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