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jokemaster

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Posted in: Conflict: Desert Storm-Part One: The Soivet Gamble
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 9:37 PM
#52
Rodeo demolitoner replacement: PRVT. Bauer "Goggles are functional" Said rodeo one by one. "OK, Bauer, back of the squad. This is your first mission. Don't worry, this is easy. Get us into that sewer." Bauer leans forward and crow...  [Read More]
Posted in: Life of a Jedi
  jokemaster
10-17-2003, 10:27 PM
#71
"Took you long enough" Said Bauer, igniting the saber. "I thought you were never gonna arrive."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Life of a Jedi
  jokemaster
10-17-2003, 1:28 AM
#66
"And what do you plan to do? Turn me into a sith?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Life of a Jedi
  jokemaster
10-17-2003, 12:47 AM
#64
"What?" Nobody had told him about that....  [Read More]
Posted in: Life of a Jedi
  jokemaster
10-17-2003, 12:20 AM
#62
"What are you talking about? I'm just a thief he caught on the way" BAuer said, frantically searching for his lockpick, it was no use, they had taken it away while he was unconcious....  [Read More]
Posted in: Life of a Jedi
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 8:51 PM
#60
Bauer woke up, he was tied to a wall, or a pole, he couldn't really tell which. In front of him was a strange figure....  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-17-2003, 10:33 PM
#123
Greco barely manages to fly out of the star destroyer before it's destroyed "SHEESH, Give a man a little time.."...  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-17-2003, 12:27 PM
#121
Greco sees that it's useless and runs to his ship, along the way he detonates the bridge bomb, which is the farthest away from him....  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 8:20 PM
#118
Greco had turned his comlink off, he took out two blasters, and jumped out from behind the boxes, firing at Shade's capturor's...  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 1:39 AM
#112
Greco finally manages to drop from a vent near his ship. But is dissapointed to find that there are still more obstacles, including stormtroopers, and newly locked doors. He prayed that Shade got there before he did....  [Read More]
Posted in: The plans of death
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 9:40 PM
#106
Greco called Shade: "Listen, I'm gonna take some time to get to my ship, between 10 and fifteen minutes. Head for my ship, it's closer than yours."...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Sith Hunters
  jokemaster
10-17-2003, 10:30 PM
#200
Jokemaster aims his shotgun at the door, ready to shoot any gaurd that might be stationed there....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Sith Hunters
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 8:31 PM
#195
"Alright. Can you trust the crew?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Sith Hunters
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 1:23 AM
#191
"I know how to co-ordinate cannons"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Sith Hunters
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 12:05 AM
#188
Jokemaster aimed the gun at the air, and fired three times. Then the gun was empty and he reloaded. He then took out a pistol and checked the ammunition. "Yep, I'm good. How many cannons are on this thing?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Antitrust 2: The Return of NURV
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 11:10 PM
#119
"Just get in the van, I have a date at 5:00 and Dad gave me permission to leave early as long as I drop you off."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Antitrust 2: The Return of NURV
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 8:26 PM
#117
"Come on, that cast making you slower?" David asked, acting as Danielle's brother....  [Read More]
Posted in: Antitrust 2: The Return of NURV
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 12:06 AM
#115
David nodded "DAAAD! I'M DONE WITH THE ROOM!" He yelled....  [Read More]
Posted in: Antitrust 2: The Return of NURV
  jokemaster
10-15-2003, 10:51 PM
#113
David left Gary's office, carrying his laptop under his arm. He met Danielle outside the van....  [Read More]
Posted in: Half Life: Unlikely Alliance
  jokemaster
10-17-2003, 10:58 PM
#191
Connor: Have him check out friday. *Finally, one of the mole llike things exploded.*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Half Life: Unlikely Alliance
  jokemaster
10-17-2003, 10:24 PM
#189
Connor: Zero, David, any of you have a medic with you?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Half Life: Unlikely Alliance
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 8:21 PM
#185
*The creature paused for a while, allowing Connor to score the first direct hit on the hand. The creature roared with pain* Connor: AIM FOR THE HANDS!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Half Life: Unlikely Alliance
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 10:34 AM
#182
((Yep, and a huge beam from it's antennas.)) *Connor finally reached his turret gun.* Connor: OPEN FIRE OPEN FIRE! *Connor opens fire, hitting the creature many times, but apperantly not hurting it.*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Half Life: Unlikely Alliance
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 1:49 AM
#180
The creature was huge, it crushed the two poles and fit floor to roof. It's eyes had some kind of protective shield over them, it also had two wierd antennas that were seemingly charging up to shoot something. It didn't seem to have any weak spots ex...  [Read More]
Posted in: Half Life: Unlikely Alliance
  jokemaster
10-16-2003, 12:23 AM
#178
*A rumbling is heard* Connor: It's coming closer! Get ready. *they come to a huge room. It had one a teleporter in the far corner, and 4 manned turrets. The door on the other side of the room was locked. Connor headed straight for it, and tried to op...  [Read More]
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