jokemaster

Posted in: What would you do if you found Osama?

01-26-2003, 9:24 PM
#8

leave him tied up in a chair watching re-runs of Barney, then after he loses his mind, i'd turn him in Acctually, now that i think about it im not that sadistic... [Read More]

Posted in: Kev's Tale: Prolouge

jokemaster

01-25-2003, 5:17 PM
#6

Ryan arrived back at work, drawing many "What the heck are you doing back here?" looks. He went into the debris room and started looking for any method of identification. He finally found part of the nametag. It said: The StarHa wk the last... [Read More]

Posted in: Kev's Tale: Prolouge

jokemaster

01-23-2003, 4:17 PM
#4

finally Ryan thought, the debris had just come in and now it was time to go to work. He took a final sip of coffee and put on the air tight suit, the Deathblades hadn't used toxic weapons before but there's a first thing for everything. Once inside... [Read More]

Posted in: Kev's Tale: Prolouge

jokemaster

01-22-2003, 11:03 PM
#2

Ryan took another sip from his cup of coffee. It was going to be a long night. The Deathblades had hit another ship again, and he was on duty. Worst of all, his boss was closing in on him to cut his pay, it was going to be one of those days...... [Read More]

Posted in: Smugglers Alliance - Side are there for Taking

jokemaster

01-25-2003, 10:45 AM
#4

"He knows nothing" well, there's great news. Maybe they'll leave me without supervision then i can get my job done... [Read More]

Posted in: Smugglers Alliance - Side are there for Taking

jokemaster

01-22-2003, 8:56 PM
#2

What's the worst that could happen? Those were the words i had in mind when i snuck aboard that ship, and now my question has been answered. I'd been discovered by the smugglers this morning, and now I'm tied to a chair. Captain's Graveyard, how iro... [Read More]

Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate

jokemaster

01-27-2003, 5:11 PM
#47

"I've detected two weaknesses for the wall, one is the power generator for the whole city, the other is an armory, if we blow one up there's gonna be some fireworks on the wall, we can sneak into the city in the tank, but i need someone to come... [Read More]

Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate

jokemaster

01-25-2003, 11:36 PM
#44

*through comlink* "I need to do one more thing, I'm detecting an alien launch pad near here, They're about to launch something into space. I'm gonna switch whatever they have in there with one of my recon satelites, it'll give us a holo-map of t... [Read More]

Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate

jokemaster

01-24-2003, 2:33 PM
#35

*goes medieval on the Aleins, running over the infantry*... [Read More]

Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate

jokemaster

01-21-2003, 6:37 AM
#29

"Roger that" *steals tank again, exiting by rolling over the main gates this time*... [Read More]

Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate

jokemaster

01-20-2003, 9:10 PM
#25

*infiltrates academy, steals a mechaninc's uniform, gets on a forklift, filling it up with as many flamable things as he can and piling them up against the wall. Once the aliens take notice of this they start attacking, forcing Jokemaster to fire bac... [Read More]

Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate

jokemaster

01-20-2003, 6:19 AM
#23

*drives head-first (where the tank has the most armor) into one of the rounds, damaging the armor* "It's OK" Jeez, these guys built tough armor... [Read More]

Posted in: Mega Man: RPG story hear

jokemaster

01-22-2003, 10:56 PM
#26

"manuvering in a combat situation with 2 engines left, this is gonna land us in the history books, if it doesn't crash-land us first"... [Read More]

Posted in: Mega Man: RPG story hear

jokemaster

01-22-2003, 7:31 PM
#24

*hears radio signals* "great, Maximus we got incoming, can you call for backup? This radio is wrecked for anything except listening... [Read More]

Posted in: Mega Man: RPG story hear

jokemaster

01-21-2003, 6:16 AM
#22

"Hold on, let me check... I lost a couple of engines and power, fried the computer systems, the windshield won't stand a lot, and the engine can only work at 1/3 power. I think ill be able to make it"... [Read More]

Posted in: Mega Man: RPG story hear

jokemaster

01-20-2003, 9:07 PM
#20

*suddenly, one of the ships providing cover blows up * "ROCKETS" Screams a voice on the radio *Ding quickly turns around to the source of the rocket, only to see it aim directly at him, fires a round into him just before he fires, causing t... [Read More]

Posted in: Mega Man: RPG story hear

jokemaster

01-20-2003, 3:48 PM
#18

Pilot: We have to pass an air base, these guys will cover us *about 6 ships come up* Pilot: There's some guns with scopes on the sides of this thing, use them *Ding and Maximus get on the guns and prepare themselves for the battle* Ding: Last one to... [Read More]

Posted in: Cantina 9-The Last Hope

jokemaster

01-27-2003, 8:47 PM
#232

"Who are you talking to?"... [Read More]

Posted in: Cantina 9-The Last Hope

jokemaster

01-26-2003, 6:59 AM
#209

"Kur doesn't seem to be coming, at least not on this side of the planet. Someone's bound to have picked him up."... [Read More]

Posted in: Tale of a Warrior

jokemaster

01-27-2003, 8:50 PM
#37

"that's the last time i help you get into a base."... [Read More]

Posted in: Tale of a Warrior

jokemaster

01-24-2003, 8:45 PM
#35

"and people ask me why I don't accept the food they give me"... [Read More]

Posted in: Tale of a Warrior

jokemaster

01-23-2003, 10:03 PM
#32

"Yeah, Do you have any decent food here cause I don't know what you call this crap"*points to rations given to him by topshot during last mission*"but i'm beginning to call it cruel and unusual"... [Read More]

Posted in: Tale of a Warrior

jokemaster

01-23-2003, 8:49 PM
#30

"maybe, but it still sounds as something we should look into"... [Read More]

Posted in: Tale of a Warrior

jokemaster

01-22-2003, 11:10 PM
#27

*exits hyperspace* "WHAT THE?!" *veers sharply to avoid Raider's falling ship, recognizing it* (through radio) "What the hell are you guys doing over here, and how come every time i meet you someone's firing?"... [Read More]

Posted in: RPG: Enemies of the Force 'Source book'

jokemaster

01-26-2003, 9:55 PM
#35

Name: Robert "Robby" Jones Gender: Male Age: 30 Species: Human Homeplanet: Corusant Occupation: Former Smuggler/Conman Present: Mercenary Skills: Piloting, Fighting, Shooting, and hacking Appearance: Brown hair, white skin, medium height Pe... [Read More]

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