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jokemaster

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Posted in: Mission: Impossible RPG
  jokemaster
03-03-2003, 9:23 PM
#13
Stern: Not exactly *David hits the brakes, making the Humvee career out of control and throw the motorcycle from the roof*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Mission: Impossible RPG
  jokemaster
03-03-2003, 7:59 PM
#11
Stern: Would you mind telling me if I'm tiring you out? *looks around and sees topshot on his motorcycle.* Stern: where did you get that nice bike? *looks at building valet parking and sees someone getting out of a Humvee, David quickly runs there an...  [Read More]
Posted in: Mission: Impossible RPG
  jokemaster
03-03-2003, 4:41 PM
#9
*finishing climbing the fire escape* Stern: Sure, that's what your guys told Gridley just before snapping the cuffs...  [Read More]
Posted in: Mission: Impossible RPG
  jokemaster
03-03-2003, 1:53 PM
#7
Stern: Don't kid me, I know it's a trap *starts climbing a fire escape*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Mission: Impossible RPG
  jokemaster
03-03-2003, 1:30 PM
#5
*gets message while hacking into goverment database* Stern: Better check this job out *arrives at meeting location, recognizes Hawk as an MI HQ agent, thinks it's a trap and makes a run for it*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Mission: Impossible RPG
  jokemaster
03-01-2003, 10:47 PM
#2
Name: David Stern Gender: Male Profession: "electronics expert expert" (A.K.A. hacker) Professional Skills (5 is max 1 is a little and 0 is zip): Hacker: 5 skill points (he can hack just about any system) Lockpicker: 4 skill points (can't...  [Read More]
Posted in: Prologue: The Demon Plague
  jokemaster
03-04-2003, 12:24 PM
#23
((well, since that won't work.)) *notices burns are heavier than he thought* well, this guy won't walk out of here ------------ Comm officer: Sir? OiC (officer in command) : yes? Comm officer: we got permission to move in. OiC: great. Green team mov...  [Read More]
Posted in: Prologue: The Demon Plague
  jokemaster
03-03-2003, 8:03 PM
#21
Foley: c'mon wake up *emties water cooler on Davin*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Prologue: The Demon Plague
  jokemaster
03-03-2003, 1:53 PM
#19
*enters building and finds it empty except for some bodies near the elevators.* Foley: someone got here first *reloads shotgun, picks up some shell/bullet samples from the bodies before heading up the stairs until finally reaching the floor where Dav...  [Read More]
Posted in: Prologue: The Demon Plague
  jokemaster
03-02-2003, 7:19 PM
#16
(nice idea scar) Name: Ed Foley Age: 22 Bio: Used to be a Special Operations solder with a reputation of disregarding orders to accomplish the misson. Was on a mission when his whole squad was infected. All joined The Forgotten Angels except him. He...  [Read More]
Posted in: Luka's Revenge: Sequel to Hunt for Teraytiro Rodiar
  jokemaster
03-02-2003, 7:24 PM
#37
Jokemaster: let me see -------- Rodian 1: She's giving him something, shoot her *Rodian 2 tries to shoot Zofire with his sniper rifle, but hits the datapad instead, destroying it before jokemaster can read anything* -------- *jokemaster's instincts k...  [Read More]
Posted in: Luka's Revenge: Sequel to Hunt for Teraytiro Rodiar
  jokemaster
03-02-2003, 6:39 PM
#35
Jokemaster: You know me? ----- Rodian 1: She has found him Rodian 2: Wait, she may decide not to interfere with his memory...  [Read More]
Posted in: Luka's Revenge: Sequel to Hunt for Teraytiro Rodiar
  jokemaster
02-27-2003, 7:34 AM
#32
*jokemaster walks out of the restaurant, unaware of two rodians watching him* Rodian 1: Luka wants to know if the drug really did work on humans Rodian 2: I don't know, but the human subject is here. Think we should capture him? Rodian 1: Yes. but no...  [Read More]
Posted in: Luka's Revenge: Sequel to Hunt for Teraytiro Rodiar
  jokemaster
02-25-2003, 8:26 PM
#28
((OOC: just let me bring one character back)) *The contact, Ding Clark walks into the NRI building, having just finished basic operative training* Ding: Anything going on? Secretary: Yeah, we need info on the drug. Ding: Who requested that? Secretary...  [Read More]
Posted in: the war with luminaro unduli between longo 2 guns
  jokemaster
03-01-2003, 10:02 PM
#159
*reads card* Havoc: this can be fake, I did it once. I need some more solid proof...  [Read More]
Posted in: the war with luminaro unduli between longo 2 guns
  jokemaster
03-01-2003, 1:49 PM
#153
*walks out of the infirmary holding his head* Havoc: I guess they used the old stuncuffs model, the new ones don't give you such a headache....  [Read More]
Posted in: the war with luminaro unduli between longo 2 guns
  jokemaster
02-28-2003, 8:02 PM
#147
*starts snoring*...  [Read More]
Posted in: the war with luminaro unduli between longo 2 guns
  jokemaster
02-28-2003, 7:48 PM
#145
((Topshot: Havoc is unconcious, that's what the stun-cuffs do))...  [Read More]
Posted in: the war with luminaro unduli between longo 2 guns
  jokemaster
02-27-2003, 5:16 PM
#142
*goes into the artillery holding the weapons expert and the engineer* Havoc: OK men, the battles over. *no answer* Havoc: Gunner? *havoc turns the control chairs and finds both soldiers dead with some lightsaber burns* Havoc: Oh crap. *turns around t...  [Read More]
Posted in: the war with luminaro unduli between longo 2 guns
  jokemaster
02-25-2003, 4:35 PM
#138
*hears a fire warning from the cannon next to him* Havoc: GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE. THEY'RE FIRING THE CANNON...  [Read More]
Posted in: the war with luminaro unduli between longo 2 guns
  jokemaster
02-25-2003, 4:05 PM
#136
*havoc and the four remaining members of the regiment sneak near the first artillery* Havoc: OK, you two *points at an engineer and a stationary weapons expert* take over this artillery cannon, destroy all the artileries exept these two *points at ca...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  jokemaster
02-26-2003, 10:24 PM
#109
*jokemaster fights furiously with his two blasters until an alien stabs him in the back with his spear, poisoning him* Jokemaster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *falls to the ground and quickly pulls out the only antidote to the poison he currently has, but it on...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  jokemaster
02-25-2003, 4:03 PM
#104
*drags ckcsaber and leaves him with topshot and lunatic* Jokemaster: I'm going back in, see if i can rescue him. You guys go back with the army and help them....  [Read More]
Posted in: Cantina 9-The Last Hope
  jokemaster
02-24-2003, 5:19 PM
#438
Jokemaster: Agreed, as long as he acts like a partner or something like that. This guy smells anything suspicious and he'll have a thousand agents following me....  [Read More]
Posted in: how did everyone come about choosing their names?
  jokemaster
02-25-2003, 10:19 PM
#104
In school you could get a point in foreign languages if you told a good joke every friday when there was free time in the language you chose. I was doing horrible on mine and started looking up jokes to tell. When I told jokes every friday there was...  [Read More]
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