and got attacked by a drunk monkey that speaks french and....
Tried to stick his banana into Lukes....
X-wing. But Luke stopped him before he culd do so by shoving his saber onto the....
snow cone. But Banana and snow cones don't mix very well so......
the snow cone blew up and blew the monkeys' head off. explode Then...
BTW, to slow Tie! :P ;)
the monkey was reincarnated as a baboon and started too.....
fake lightsaber... that was actually bought outside the cinema in the Star Wars Special Edition debut...
but the vendor didn't know that it was real and teh baboon accidentally ignited it and sliced his head off. So....
the baboon ate the head and had a weenie roast with...
They used the guts to heat a dying Rebel patrol in Hoth...
who had been dating a Wampa for sometime...
and had had some little wampa-boys, Leia thought they were so cute, so...
she killed them all and ate them for dinner, which......
which made her throw up chunks of....
But that's okay, becasue she can grow this back. This si because she.....
Was bitten by a radioactive spider that caused her to....
fight crime with her Spider-senses, and shoot webs and beat up bad guys!
But she gave all that up to help the Rebels. All of a sudden, a giant....
skyscraper fell on top of Leia and crushed her to death and she DIED.
But then they realize it was only her clone and that leia's standing in the corner. Landos screams, "NOOOO!! MY BEAUTIFUL CRAZY, NAKED LEIA!!!!" and then falls down on his knees and cries. He then swares that he will find a way to...
... figure out how they get that caramel into the middle of those chocolates! A trickle of drool runs down the corner of Lando's mouth. Suddenly the skyscraper begins rolling towars our heroes, like a log. The heroes run...
righ into a gorge with a large trampoline at the bottom and they bounce up twords the skyscraper...
where they almost collided but narrowly missed..oh, wait, nevermind...they did indeed run into the scyscraper but they didn't get hurt becasue.....
The Skyscraper was made out of foam rubber!! And that ment that the Crazy Naked Leia wasn't dead and Lando was so happy he....
... fell off the skyscraper down into the gorge and missed the trampoline by several miles, causing him to die, with blood splattering everywhere, and DEATH! And the crazy Leia laughed because his blood splattered on her face. Everyone else threw up into paper bags and covered their eyes. Eventually they got out of the gorge and back onto level ground and...
(if you can't tell, I'm trying to kill off characters for the FINAL CLIMACTIC BATTLE at the end...)
But then, they heard Lando yelling from the botom of the gorge. He hadn't gotten splattered, he had merely fell on a giant bag of tomato soup!! So they all climbed abourd the Falcon and went down to have some soup with lando but on the way down......
they found Leia's chilhood friend, so they stayed a long while there, and they forgot Lando...
who had already left for Dantooine with two ewoks and a gungan to....
The Muppet 3-D Vision Show!!! SO Kermit...
quit the show and the rest of the muppet gang went on strike, which.....
caused Miss Piggy to suicide. Which made Kermit go and
pelt bystanders with waterballoons. Meanwhile back at the gorge everyone was playing a rather heated game of Risk when suddenly some rustling was heard nearby. "Oh no, I think it's time for the FINAL CONFRONTATION" Luke said. Suddenly some guy leapt out of the bushes and activated his quadruple-bladed lightsaber and mauled Leia's friend to death. So Luke activated his septuple-bladed lightsaber and they did battle over a pit of lava that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
Oh and BTW, septuple means seven.
Then Han picks up a rock and chucks it at the mysterious guy head, and causes the guy to fall into the lava pit which triggers a giant...
rockman to burst out of the lava, which said "Let's see how you like it!" and then rammed into Han sending him into the lava. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" :mad: Han screamed as he was slowly burned to a slow painful death.
but then he releazies it's just warm tomatos soup!! So heat starts to eat some while at the same time, pointing at the giant soup man and laughing. Everyone was pretty hungry again all...
p.s.
QUIT TRYING TO KILL THEM!! :tsk: :swear:
so they decided to order some Pizza. However the rockman was standing in front of the phone and he made a nasty face and everyone got scared. So then Han shot the rockman and he exploded. The Falcon tipped over into the gorge and began plummeting to the ground, as thousands of Evil Gungans and Naboo Ninjas jump onto the ship and invade it...
went to Pizza Planet, there, they met Buzz Lightyear, Buzz...
had a thing for Gungan meat so luke negotiated a deal were Buzz would buy the pizzas and luke would let Buzz eat Jar Jars right arm. So Luke Wnet up to Jar Jar and...
Asked Jar-Jar if he could have his arm. JarJar said that he.....
"...no wanten give up crunchy arm", but...
"Too Bad" Luke says, and slices off JarJar's left arm....or was it right.....i can't remember...oh well, its not important......and he.......
Took it over to the man and the man offered Luke a taste so he tasted it and he liked it. So he went back to Jar Jar and...