The crazy leia grabs Luke lightsaber and kills Jar Jar the Topic Starter and then hands the saber back to Luke then runs off into the woods naked. Obi wan soons takes chase then....
during the chase kills the one-armed wampa....then he wonders why there is a forest on hoth...wierd...
He finds the naked leia clone bashing her head into a tree, so he....
... creating an Uber-jarjar. A stronger jarjar. A more dangerous jarjar.
A stupider Jar Jar.
After 2 minutes of intense 'stitching some limbs together', he created IT. The Uber-Jar Jar. And then he unleashed it's plague upon the world...
(ooc)Ugh, I just can't keep up with you two
But the new Jar Jar stumbled into the abyss also...and died...
Meanwhile Obi ponders what to do about the naked leia clone still bashing her head into the tree
Suddenly a few remaining Gungan foot soldiers go patrolling through the woods. Obi-Wan suddenly gets an idea. He pushes the naked Leia at them, and then makes a run for it. With the Gungans distracted, he can escape to..
Sidious(realizing not all hope is lost) rallys his gungan slaves and starts attacking Luke, Han, Leia, and Max the bunny...
...Who run off into the distance, not knowing they are running straight into a Krayt Dargons lair...
It was leia who led them into the lair...
"What an incredible smell youve discovered" exclaimed Han
Then, suddenly, out of the shadows, came....
Dash Rendar, telling them to go away from his home, he had lived there since he liked the sewers at Coruscant very much. So our heroes...
Killed him....
Then...they spend the night in his house....The next morning the cops were outside and they....
went home to have a cup of tea, and when they came back......
our heros had left the scene of the crime...So the cops decided to arrest Sidious and the gungans....Meanwhile our heros.....
Went to the Twi'lek riverdance show, they spent all night there, until...
....They all got drunk and trashed the place...After being thrown out on the street, they began to....
ask for a cab, but in that planet there weren't any cabs at all. So they found their good old friend named...
Billy-bo-bob....He had been fishing on one of Hoths ice caps (hes kinda slow in the head)....He offered to help them off the planet if they would....
give him C-3PO, 3po didn't like the idea, but Han was giving serious thought on doing it, so...
amputate his left leg (remember he isn't quite right in the head) So they did, but he could only take them as far as....
Tatooine, so they left them in the Middle of the Junland wastes, wothout any supplies...
Then they got stuck in a sandstorm, so they had to....
befriend some Tusken Raiders, who taught them to...
Dig a whole in the ground, pull down your pants and....
..hide in shame for STILL posting in this thread...
:(
go to the bathroom while...
soo they did all that, and when the sandstorm was finished they saw that they were in front of Jabba's palace. When they went inside.....
and asked the Max Rebo Band if they could sing along with them. Max Rebo said it was ok, but Jabba did not like their voices so they threw them to the rancor...
pool, and they all went swimming for a while, but then they escaped and finally made it to the remote world of....
The whatchamacallits....These creatures had a unique talent...They could....
Stick their tounge out and touch their...
back, but what they really did well was.....
cooking fine meals, so they served...
roasted ewok. but it made everyone sick to they're stomach so they......
barfed which angered the whatcamacallits so they...
decide to barbeque them but our heroes......
told them Stormtroopers tasted better, so they went to an Imperial blockade...
And made some BBQ trooper wings but it gave all the whatcamacallits a horrible case of Montezumas Revenge.
that was owned by the hutts. The Hutts tried to eat them but they bored him to death with leia negotiating and then they moved on to their ship, but a trap was set by the evel gang known only as the.....
Poopcicles. They got this name because...
....well, no one really knows, but they are very imfamous for doing.....
"I know why!!" Luke said. " Its because they would go sit on their roofs on cold nights, lean over the edge and....
.."No," said leia, "Don't be so stupid" But Luke got mad and....
hit her, so they all went to court and the judge turned out to be...
Darth Maul, but he was converted to the light side so he......
A gungan, so Luke shot the Judge in the face and left. When he got back...
There was another Gungan! "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Luke screamed and he went on a rampage in downtown.......
Godzilla!!! You heard over the streets... but Luke, wisely introduced himself... Skywalker, Luke Skywalker. After all the confusion...
Godzilla had a heart attack and Luke destroyed teh whole city so he tured to the darkside and he............
ate some poptarts in his underware....
so he went for psychiatric help with Dr. Dolittle...