Bad idea, what if you scribble?
Building a full-size replica of Weathertop.
Good Idea. We can always use one of those.
Being able to talk like Red Forman.
Bad Idea. We don't need anymore That 70's show related anything
A guitar that plays automatically without you touching it
Neutral... Kind of insulting...
HEY!!!
--Red kicks ass.
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Being able to talk like Red Forman.
Oh, you mean Kurtwood Smith? I can impersonate his voice somewhat. He really has it for putting a boot up people's asses.
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Stealthily dumping a huge amount of manure in your old high school campus. See that way it could easily be blamed on the seniors. Whadya think?
Good idea.......so long as the seniors were all sheiskopfs in the first place. (course a bad idea if you get caught.....cause then you're in the sh*t :xp: )
Subscribing to Penthouse magazine in your bosses's name using the office address?
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--Red kicks ass.
Best part of that show.
Oh, you mean Kurtwood Smith?...He really has it for putting a boot up people's asses.
That's why, naturally.
Bad idea, why let all that good stuff go to him? He doesn't pay you worth jack for your work anyway. :xp:
Poking a bloated dead deer out in the woods.
Bad idea, some predator may smell the dead deer, and find you as well.
A crowbar-wielding costumed hero named Captain Crowbar.
Bad idea, just think about the innuendo possibilities...
A fan-made Rune 2.
Bad Idea. Someone, somewhere is going to sue for the rights to it.
Having an arm mounted Phaser cannon attached to one arm and a Hand mounted personal Photon Torpedo launcher attached to the other arm.
Bad idea!! How would you eat??? *Imagines bad situation involving food and guns*
A pet robot that massages your brain while you work.
Bad Idea! If the robat goes rogue/homicidal, he's got acess to a very easy way to kill you.
Downloading books off the internet
Good idea. Ever heard of eReader?
A working Zero-point energy manipulator (aka Half-Life 2's Gravity Gun).
Bad idea, it would then begin the creation of the portal gun...and unleash the Combine.
A Philanthropist Combine.
Good idea. Think what Half-Life 2 would have been like if the Combine were benevolent instead of malevolent
A gun that uses animals as ammo.
Good idea.....just b/c it would p*ss off PETA. Besides, the stray "bullets" might just make good eating. :xp:
Send Chuck Norris through the portal to b-slap the Combine.
Bad idea. Chuck Norris would take command of the combine and lead it back toward us. Power does corrupt after all.
A device that lets someone travel between Alternate Universes.
Neutral, actually. Much would depend on who uses the device.
Sending Michael Moore on a one way trip through such a device.
Hee hee....good idea, you would prevent the destruction of mankind.
A giant ship capable of going anywhere you like, in land, sea, air, space, anywhere....for 9.99$
Bad idea. It would be to big to park and would cost too much to maintain.
A giant food vat that ends world hunger.
Bad idea, since you ahve stated no limit to this giant food vat, it would make everyone in the world very large, as we have no limits....
A Giant Food Vat with limits for each person.
Bad idea: The bastard in charge of it would severely limit the amount of food coming out of it. Everyone would starve. Except the bastard, of course.
Trying to out-be-annoying than Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn.
Bad idea. They were already pushing it.
Working as a receptionist at a hospital and saying "Come again soon" to anyone who leaves.
Bad idea: you work at a whorehouse, the words and their meaning could be literally interpreted by a client who wasn't "fully satisfied" for his money. :xp:
Working at burger world and throwing food and drinks at the ceiling fan.
Bad idea b/c you might be getting filmed on a security camera. (upside is that you can quit saying..."would you like fires w/that").
Make politicians run a huge maze or even compete on one of those crazy Japanese games shows. If they win in the alloted time, they can get their bills voted on in Congress (not necessarily passed, though).
Bad idea; game shows are not a good way to run a government...
Vote Vader for President.
Bad idea---Chad Vader can't even manage a grocery store.
Make everyone who wants higher taxes get hit with them first before spreading their pain to everyone else.
^^^
Bad idea, because even if the dark side has cookies, some whiny little blond farm boy is going to botch the whole deal.
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Bad idea b/c you might be getting filmed on a security camera. (upside is that you can quit saying..."would you like fires w/that").
That's okay, throwing dead mice in the fryer is getting a little boring since Anderson never comes around anymore for "large fries, pie, and large coffee" like he used to before and after the foot doctor.
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Blowing the cookie monster's head off with an AK-47 and telling the kids that sesame street isn't real. Then shooting up with elmo, and smoking one with Kermt and Big Bird.
Bad idea. The Grouch would go over and use you like I'll get out.
To invent a portal gun, supervised by a lady-like AI with ulterior motives.
Bad idea, the cake is a lie.
Hiding in a supply closet and yelling "SUPPLIES!" whenever someone opens the door.
Bad idea---someone may take one of the pencils and jab you in a sensitive spot (ears, eyes, crotch, wherever..).
Being the only male towel boy in a female locker room used exclusively by hot cheerleaders.
Bad idea. The sound of annyoingness would make you go deaf...and you will live to regret it.
A Pancake bomb...eh? Eh?
Bad Idea: you forgot thumbtacks! (You need those if you're going to bomb a plastic factory!)
Tea Bagging with tea bags. :dev9:
Good idea, once you finish making tea, you could use them to house weapons un-findable by radar!!! *It would take a Clone Commander to come up with that:D*
A car that ran on air.
Neutral: we already have those, they're pumps running on air and they use them all the time in japan, or so I'm told. :D
EDIT: Hog tying beavis. Since Anderson's toolshed has been wanked to death (in the wake of his absence), beavis has started coming around mine.
Sooo....what's your idea, GTA?
Everlast crotch guard firmly in place...
Sooo....what's--
<PLAF! PLAF! PLAF!> DOES_HE_LOOK_LIKE_A_BITCH?!
Driving an ice cream truck to Ethiopia, talkin' about "OOH! Free ice cream Sandwiches!"
Bad idea, you may upset the local warlords, and would be attacked, and have all the ice cream sandwiches sold on the Black Market.
Creating a regenerative machine capable of replenishing oil and water supplies.
Good idea. Got one of those for sale? :D
Putting my lips on an '81 Nova's exhaust pipe ans smokin' that freek!
Bad idea, my g-ma died from smoking.
Rick Astly making a comeback.
Bad Idea! We don't want anymore of his songs to become rick-rolls. One is bad enough.
Forcing CQ to listen to the Nyan Nyan song for ten days straight.
Bad idea, for you at least. No matter who does it, he'd blame you, and kill you.
Flipping off a celebrity.
Neutral. I've seen it done before...results vary...:D
Flipping off a world leader and then running across some nearby rooftops.
^^^
Varied results. Might get laughed at, might get shot at. At your own discretion.
Pissing off "Tommy" on Good Fellas as a made man.
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/IMPO/SS077~Goodfellas-Tommy-Posters.jpg)
Neutral. Depends on who you are. (Like a clown :D He amuses me.)
Smoking a fatty while working at High Times magazine.
Bad idea, you are bound to explode somehow, and you'll take out High Times Magazine with you.
A Cigar that is able to power a city like Los Angeles for a week.
Bad idea.....it's likely to be radioactive.
A bomb that makes people want to stop fighting (sorry, nukes apparently don't seem to work there. Too many want to acquire those to kill more people than an "ordinary" one).
Bad idea, look at what nukes do.
Secular governments in every country.
Bad idea. Secularity....would make the large Empires and corporations angry.
A world Government, with an Emperor chosen for life....ahem...
Bad idea. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Black Mesa.
(Secularity means no religion involved in government)
(Yes, I know. That would make the large Empires and Corporations angry:D)
Bad idea, don't you remember what happened last time we had Black Mesa?
Aperture Science.