I tried, but the judge wasn't that gullible.
Find us a new planet.
I wish I could, but I suck at astronomy.
Give me a sword!
Those are dangerous!
No more excuses!
BURP!!!!!!! Excuse me.......
Bow down to me!
I'm unable to move.
Make me cookies.
too late i um... fed the flower to my cat
now go scream on your next date
I don't even have a girlfriend.
Do my Science homework!
You can't pay me enough money.
Get a second job.
When did I get a first job?
Go shoot the president.
But Cheney's already going hunting with him next weekend!
Don't use the imperative mood!
(seriously) What is Imperative mood anyways? :xp:
Kill the wabbit
I don't like killing.
Fight me!
Um...hey look!!A distraction! *points somewhere and runs away*
Do the chicken dance!
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
Make littleman794 some stew.
But he's a veghead!
Get on the next bus leaving town and don't come back here.
But there aren't any buses in western Canada since the war!
Crawl in the fire and fetch me the hot dog that I dropped in accidentally.
Okay...wait...fire is....HOT!
Jump off a cliff.
I can't. Martin the Martian turns out to be a vegan and he fired his disintegrator ray at all the cows.
Stop playing this game.
My behavior inhibitors prevent that...
Go buy a spider called Delia...
But, I'm afraid of spiders.
Go make me a milkshake.
I lack the knowledge to make one.
Tell me I'm pretty.
I don't like to lie.
Post pronz and see how long it takes you to get banned.
I'm straight.
Jump off a bridge.
You first.
Jump off of Mount Saint Helens.
^but it blew up!
Make me a glass of chardonnay with a hint of lemon in it.
I'm all out of lemon. Will strawberry work for you?
Reply to this :xp:
I'm not replying...I'm just giving a new excuse!
Push ctrl+w.
too bad I already did!!!
blink your eyes!
I can't. My eyes are taped to remain open.
Bake a cake.
You'll have to buy it first.
Eat you dinner.
I already have.
Give me a clean spoon!
I only have sporks.
Make me feel pretty. *Smiles coquettishly *
Look in a mirror (but can you really afford all the bad luck that'll follow? :xp: ).
Go find yourself.
But I'm not lost.
Get lost.
I have a map.
Listen to this music.
But I am watching a movie!
Build a city on rock and roll!! And make a song about it while you are at it!!!
Too late, already been done.
Drop dead.
But I am a zombie!
Go home and download Iron Man!
Already have the DVD :xp:
Fix my Dolby Surround set :(
Yeah, sure, let me get my Electronics Repairman license first.
Give me a banana.
Cucumbers work better for the condom practice.
Make me some schnitzel. o_Q
I'm Dutch, not German! :xp:
Help that old lady cross the road..
But the truck already hit her.
Tell me this (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWf8qv7c2IU) song isn't awesome.
I would, but I'd have to actually listen to it first.
Go beat up the other kids for their milk money.
But they're bigger and stronger than me.
Cause the apocalypse.
But I'm only level 2 and I haven't learned that spell yet.
Watch FullMetal Alchemist!
I have metal allergies.
Rub the lotion on your skin lest you get the hose again!
I am only missing one thing. FEET.
Read a book.
Butt eye is illitereight.
Turn off your computer.