Why does Anakin always say "dork" to me?
Because he can
Why does CSI ask stupid questions?
Because he can.
Why does Anakin changed his Avatar...again?
ME? WTF? You change it all the time...
Why must CSI ask more stupid questions?
Because he's as bored as Anakin.
Why did Anakin sit on the beach?
Because I like the beach...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wants to commit suicide.
I pass.
Your question.
Why people even read fan fictions?
There's nothing good on TV.
Why did a girl leave me speechless?
Because she's sexier than a Sith Lord.
Why does Sith hate Jedi?
^Because "Jedi are evil" as one Sith said.
Why am I up this late?
Because you can't sleep.
What does that song 'Relax' by Frankie goes ot Hollywood really mean?
It's got something to do with Relaxing, maybe.
Are Cannibals eating into my Winamp?
Of course, haven't you noticed the teethmarks on the playlist?
Are ignorant people smarter than stupid people?
^ You tell me.
I'll pass.
Are Insane guys and gals people too?
Depends.
What are the odds of finding the "galaxy far, far away"?
1,000,000,000 on 1.
Why Zombie's avatar is a horde of birds?
I have no idea, and I live in Zombie World!
How many more SW games will George Lucas make before the franchise becomes old?
An infinite amount.
Why Zombie's avatar is a horde of birds?
They were seagulls not birds. And it wasn't a horde.
Who would win: Jango Fett vs. Spider-Man?
Spider man. Nerd powa!
Why does school have to suck?
Because it just has to.
Why do people tell me their problems when Im not a therapist?
because your name, Joe Doe, is short for John Doe, who was a famous therapist. Therefore all anonymous passed-away souls are named "John Doe".
Who is John Constantine?
I dunno.
Why do I get so tempted to click Lock Thread, when I am not an mod?
You're life is empty with the Lock Thread option.
What do you get, when you walk across the road, thinking and singing about life?
Get crushed by a car, bus or truck.
no questions for now.
Why my neighbours smell so funny?
Because your sewage is getting into their house.
Where is the birdhouse?
On the tree top.
Why my CDs usually get so scratched?
Because you don't show them love. <3 thy CD's.
When will I find love???
Anytme. You just have to stop pointing a gun on the heads of everyone you meet.
Passed.
Did you know I can rap in German?
Of course, who didn't?
Did you know... that 10/9 people hate fractions?
I didn't.
Deed Uwe Noe thaat eye kante spele?
No.
Why did Revan cross the road?
To get to the Telos Cantina of course...
Why do people criticize Gay people... but they do worse stuff?
(no I'm not gay... but i have several friends who are... so I take up for them when people start makin fun of them)
People always criticize other people, and do worse stuff. :p
Are there gooey catacombs below the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
No, there are catacombs under Paris filled with bones.
Picard or Kirk?
Picard, of course. His head is shinier.
Droid or robot?
Droid.
Why does people (Yeah, you americans :) ) complain about bad language on games such as Gears of War, when there's so much gore on the screen?
Becuase gore is tasty.
Why do you think gore is tasty?
Because you vant to suck our blood... :p
Why did I just talk like a vampire?
Because they were talking about gore in a game called Gears of War, and someone else responded by saying it's tasty, and they asked why gore was so tasty, and you responded by saying because they wanted to suck our blood, and mostly vampires and such do that, and they have a bad 'V' lisp where W's are supposed to go because of their severaly oversized canine teeth.
Why on this earth did I even post here?
I don't know. What's Earth anyway? (And an earth, with low case)
Earth is well, erm, Earth. an earth is a pile of dirt. ;)
Why were all computers that ugly off-white color back in the 80's and the 90's??
^ Dye wasnt created.
Why Windows so crappy?
Because it values the word "is" too much, apparently.
What happens when I...do this: blaararghaw9aiwpnhi ??
You ask a stupid question.
What is my stupid question?