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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Ctrl Alt Del
02-18-2007, 9:39 AM
#101
Kholm grass

Passed!
 CSI
02-18-2007, 2:04 PM
#102
Why does Anakin always say "dork" to me?
 Anakin Skywalker
02-18-2007, 2:05 PM
#103
Because he can

Why does CSI ask stupid questions?
 CSI
02-18-2007, 2:06 PM
#104
Because he can.

Why does Anakin changed his Avatar...again?
 Anakin Skywalker
02-18-2007, 2:08 PM
#105
ME? WTF? You change it all the time...

Why must CSI ask more stupid questions?
 CSI
02-18-2007, 2:08 PM
#106
Because he's as bored as Anakin.

Why did Anakin sit on the beach?
 Anakin Skywalker
02-18-2007, 2:44 PM
#107
Because I like the beach...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
 CSI
02-18-2007, 2:51 PM
#108
Because he wants to commit suicide.

I pass.
 Diego Varen
02-18-2007, 3:31 PM
#109
I pass what?
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-18-2007, 4:09 PM
#110
Your question.

Why people even read fan fictions?
 Ferc Kast
02-18-2007, 10:52 PM
#111
There's nothing good on TV.

Why did a girl leave me speechless?
 CSI
02-18-2007, 11:12 PM
#112
Because she's sexier than a Sith Lord.

Why does Sith hate Jedi?
 Ferc Kast
02-19-2007, 12:21 AM
#113
^Because "Jedi are evil" as one Sith said.

Why am I up this late?
 DarthAve
02-19-2007, 1:42 AM
#114
Because you can't sleep.

What does that song 'Relax' by Frankie goes ot Hollywood really mean?
 Sabretooth
02-19-2007, 2:52 AM
#115
It's got something to do with Relaxing, maybe.

Are Cannibals eating into my Winamp?
 igyman
02-19-2007, 3:17 AM
#116
Of course, haven't you noticed the teethmarks on the playlist?

Are ignorant people smarter than stupid people?
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-19-2007, 5:40 AM
#117
^ You tell me.

I'll pass.
 Anakin Skywalker
02-19-2007, 7:08 AM
#118
Are Insane guys and gals people too?
 Ferc Kast
02-19-2007, 11:00 AM
#119
Depends.

What are the odds of finding the "galaxy far, far away"?
 CSI
02-19-2007, 8:25 PM
#120
1,000,000,000 on 1.

Why Zombie's avatar is a horde of birds?
 JoeDoe 2.0
02-19-2007, 8:51 PM
#121
I have no idea, and I live in Zombie World!

How many more SW games will George Lucas make before the franchise becomes old?
 Ferc Kast
02-19-2007, 9:24 PM
#122
An infinite amount.


Why Zombie's avatar is a horde of birds?

They were seagulls not birds. And it wasn't a horde.

Who would win: Jango Fett vs. Spider-Man?
 DarthAve
02-19-2007, 10:55 PM
#123
Spider man. Nerd powa!

Why does school have to suck?
 JoeDoe 2.0
02-19-2007, 10:59 PM
#124
Because it just has to.

Why do people tell me their problems when Im not a therapist?
 CSI
02-20-2007, 12:24 AM
#125
because your name, Joe Doe, is short for John Doe, who was a famous therapist. Therefore all anonymous passed-away souls are named "John Doe".

Who is John Constantine?
 Johnpp
02-20-2007, 1:50 AM
#126
I dunno.

Why do I get so tempted to click Lock Thread, when I am not an mod?
 Diego Varen
02-20-2007, 1:55 AM
#127
You're life is empty with the Lock Thread option.

What do you get, when you walk across the road, thinking and singing about life?
 JoeDoe 2.0
02-20-2007, 12:04 PM
#128
Get crushed by a car, bus or truck.

no questions for now.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-20-2007, 1:18 PM
#129
Why my neighbours smell so funny?
 DarthAve
02-20-2007, 4:06 PM
#130
Because your sewage is getting into their house.

Where is the birdhouse?
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-20-2007, 4:59 PM
#131
On the tree top.

Why my CDs usually get so scratched?
 DarthAve
02-20-2007, 7:00 PM
#132
Because you don't show them love. <3 thy CD's.

When will I find love???
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-20-2007, 7:57 PM
#133
Anytme. You just have to stop pointing a gun on the heads of everyone you meet.

Passed.
 DarthAve
02-20-2007, 8:09 PM
#134
Did you know I can rap in German?
 Anakin Skywalker
02-20-2007, 8:13 PM
#135
Of course, who didn't?

Did you know... that 10/9 people hate fractions?
 DarthAve
02-20-2007, 8:20 PM
#136
I didn't.

Deed Uwe Noe thaat eye kante spele?
 Ferc Kast
02-20-2007, 8:55 PM
#137
No.
Why did Revan cross the road?
 Anakin Skywalker
02-20-2007, 9:21 PM
#138
To get to the Telos Cantina of course...

Why do people criticize Gay people... but they do worse stuff?

(no I'm not gay... but i have several friends who are... so I take up for them when people start makin fun of them)
 Sabretooth
02-21-2007, 3:59 AM
#139
People always criticize other people, and do worse stuff. :p

Are there gooey catacombs below the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
 DarthAve
02-21-2007, 3:32 PM
#140
No, there are catacombs under Paris filled with bones.

Picard or Kirk?
 igyman
02-21-2007, 4:44 PM
#141
Picard, of course. His head is shinier.

Droid or robot?
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-21-2007, 5:35 PM
#142
Droid.

Why does people (Yeah, you americans :) ) complain about bad language on games such as Gears of War, when there's so much gore on the screen?
 Johnpp
02-21-2007, 9:43 PM
#143
Becuase gore is tasty.

Why do you think gore is tasty?
 Anakin Skywalker
02-21-2007, 10:02 PM
#144
Because you vant to suck our blood... :p

Why did I just talk like a vampire?
 Master_Archon
02-22-2007, 9:34 AM
#145
Because they were talking about gore in a game called Gears of War, and someone else responded by saying it's tasty, and they asked why gore was so tasty, and you responded by saying because they wanted to suck our blood, and mostly vampires and such do that, and they have a bad 'V' lisp where W's are supposed to go because of their severaly oversized canine teeth.

Why on this earth did I even post here?
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-22-2007, 12:42 PM
#146
I don't know. What's Earth anyway? (And an earth, with low case)
 stingerhs
02-22-2007, 2:50 PM
#147
Earth is well, erm, Earth. an earth is a pile of dirt. ;)

Why were all computers that ugly off-white color back in the 80's and the 90's??
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-22-2007, 3:22 PM
#148
^ Dye wasnt created.

Why Windows so crappy?
 90SK
02-22-2007, 8:31 PM
#149
Because it values the word "is" too much, apparently.


What happens when I...do this: blaararghaw9aiwpnhi ??
 Ferc Kast
02-22-2007, 8:44 PM
#150
You ask a stupid question.

What is my stupid question?
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