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Rock, Paper, Scissors

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 Halo_92
02-14-2007, 8:58 PM
#201
Zombie gamer defecates in the janitor's mouth so he dies.
 grievous797
02-14-2007, 9:09 PM
#202
Master Chief snipes zombie in the brain.
 Sabretooth
02-15-2007, 1:22 AM
#203
Master Chief is owned by Covenant Elite with energy sword. He is the one hoping to make it to the Halo movie.
 Johnpp
02-15-2007, 4:15 AM
#204
Elite does not get in the movie and gets shot through the head.
 Sabretooth
02-15-2007, 6:33 AM
#205
Peter Jackson decides to sign him on anyways.
 grievous797
02-15-2007, 10:16 AM
#206
It turns out that peter jacksons on halo and it detonates.
 Sabretooth
02-16-2007, 12:21 AM
#207
The Flood is shot all the way to Earth.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-16-2007, 5:03 AM
#208
50% of the Eardth population (human or not) is infected by the flood. The others 50%...
 Ferc Kast
02-17-2007, 12:41 AM
#209
The other 50% are struck by 1.21 jigowatts of electricity.
 grievous797
02-17-2007, 7:09 PM
#210
The ark from halo 3 opens and wipes out the flood.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-17-2007, 7:13 PM
#211
The Ark is destroyed due to the heat.
 grievous797
02-17-2007, 8:22 PM
#212
Ice age comes and destroys the heat
 CSI
02-17-2007, 11:41 PM
#213
The time passed, and the Carbon Dixiode was slowly generated, therefore melting the ice and ended the Ice Age.
 Sabretooth
02-18-2007, 2:18 AM
#214
A massive "grow plants" campaign resulted in filtering out of Carbon Dioxide.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-18-2007, 9:23 AM
#215
New lifeforns are born. Microorganisms.
 grievous797
02-18-2007, 11:29 AM
#216
Heat kills the microrganisms
 Halo_92
02-18-2007, 11:31 AM
#217
A fat guy eats the heat and farts it all out on everyone.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-18-2007, 11:49 AM
#218
Halo_92, the survivor microorganism, dies from the "pungent" odor of the man fart.
 Sabretooth
02-19-2007, 2:50 AM
#219
A large fan wipes out the man-fart odour.
 igyman
02-19-2007, 3:12 AM
#220
There is a power shortage in the whole city and the fan won't work.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-19-2007, 5:51 AM
#221
The fan isn't eletrical based. It still works!
 MachineCult
02-19-2007, 8:43 AM
#222
A medium sized rock impacts the fan irreparably damaging it.
 Ferc Kast
02-19-2007, 9:47 AM
#223
The medium sized rock is destroyed by a clone trooper on a turret.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-19-2007, 10:51 AM
#224
Clone trooper dies from old age.
 MachineCult
02-19-2007, 1:11 PM
#225
Medical science prevents death from old age.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-19-2007, 3:10 PM
#226
Medical science is proved to be A FAKE! There's only the Force.
 CSI
02-19-2007, 8:22 PM
#227
Darth Nihilus wanted to consume the Force.
 Ferc Kast
02-19-2007, 10:00 PM
#228
Darth Nihilus is killed by Darth Traya, aka "hard-living".
 CSI
02-20-2007, 12:25 AM
#229
Darth Traya was slammed on the wall by Darth Sion.
 Sabretooth
02-20-2007, 4:51 AM
#230
Jedi Exiles owns Darth Sion.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-20-2007, 1:41 PM
#231
Revan pwnz The Exile.
 Mono_Giganto
02-20-2007, 2:39 PM
#232
Revan is "pwned," as many of you put it, by the lack of a third game in the KotOR series.
 grievous797
02-20-2007, 5:46 PM
#233
Crazy gamer(me)creates kotor 3.
 Mono_Giganto
02-20-2007, 6:59 PM
#234
Lawsuit.
 grievous797
02-20-2007, 7:00 PM
#235
all lawyers die suddenly and the lawsuit does not go through.(Seemingly someone took shakespears quote literally...)
 DarthAve
02-20-2007, 7:01 PM
#236
Zombie lawyers.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-20-2007, 7:52 PM
#237
Jill kills all them on Racoon City.
 DarthAve
02-20-2007, 8:22 PM
#238
Jill tumbles down the hill, impaling herself on a fence.
 Ferc Kast
02-20-2007, 9:03 PM
#239
The fence is sliced by Revan's lightsaber.
 grievous797
02-20-2007, 10:05 PM
#240
Revens lightsaber malfunctions and self destructs
 Sabretooth
02-21-2007, 3:53 AM
#241
Revan uses Anti-lightsaber, Cortosis-Weaved Gloves. Made in Dantooine.
 grievous797
02-21-2007, 10:49 AM
#242
Death star destroys Dantooine thinking its a rebel base along with the factory for the gloves.
 igyman
02-21-2007, 4:38 PM
#243
Death Star's main reactor overloads and it destroys itself.
 grievous797
02-21-2007, 5:38 PM
#244
A star destroyer picks up the pieces, builds new death star.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-21-2007, 5:39 PM
#245
Calrissian destroys it.
 Sabretooth
02-22-2007, 12:20 AM
#246
Racist beats up Calrissian.
 CSI
02-22-2007, 3:32 AM
#247
The Racist mob was surpressed by Riot Police.
 Sabretooth
02-22-2007, 8:07 AM
#248
Martial Law is declared. The military takes over.
 grievous797
02-22-2007, 12:36 PM
#249
Bugs bunny appears chaos ensues...
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-22-2007, 12:54 PM
#250
A black duck (yeah, HIM!) appears. Discussion follows.
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