Zombie gamer defecates in the janitor's mouth so he dies.
Master Chief snipes zombie in the brain.
Master Chief is owned by Covenant Elite with energy sword. He is the one hoping to make it to the Halo movie.
Elite does not get in the movie and gets shot through the head.
Peter Jackson decides to sign him on anyways.
It turns out that peter jacksons on halo and it detonates.
The Flood is shot all the way to Earth.
50% of the Eardth population (human or not) is infected by the flood. The others 50%...
The other 50% are struck by 1.21 jigowatts of electricity.
The ark from halo 3 opens and wipes out the flood.
The Ark is destroyed due to the heat.
Ice age comes and destroys the heat
The time passed, and the Carbon Dixiode was slowly generated, therefore melting the ice and ended the Ice Age.
A massive "grow plants" campaign resulted in filtering out of Carbon Dioxide.
New lifeforns are born. Microorganisms.
Heat kills the microrganisms
A fat guy eats the heat and farts it all out on everyone.
Halo_92, the survivor microorganism, dies from the "pungent" odor of the man fart.
A large fan wipes out the man-fart odour.
There is a power shortage in the whole city and the fan won't work.
The fan isn't eletrical based. It still works!
A medium sized rock impacts the fan irreparably damaging it.
The medium sized rock is destroyed by a clone trooper on a turret.
Clone trooper dies from old age.
Medical science prevents death from old age.
Medical science is proved to be A FAKE! There's only the Force.
Darth Nihilus wanted to consume the Force.
Darth Nihilus is killed by Darth Traya, aka "hard-living".
Darth Traya was slammed on the wall by Darth Sion.
Jedi Exiles owns Darth Sion.
Revan is "pwned," as many of you put it, by the lack of a third game in the KotOR series.
Crazy gamer(me)creates kotor 3.
all lawyers die suddenly and the lawsuit does not go through.(Seemingly someone took shakespears quote literally...)
Jill kills all them on Racoon City.
Jill tumbles down the hill, impaling herself on a fence.
The fence is sliced by Revan's lightsaber.
Revens lightsaber malfunctions and self destructs
Revan uses Anti-lightsaber, Cortosis-Weaved Gloves. Made in Dantooine.
Death star destroys Dantooine thinking its a rebel base along with the factory for the gloves.
Death Star's main reactor overloads and it destroys itself.
A star destroyer picks up the pieces, builds new death star.
Racist beats up Calrissian.
The Racist mob was surpressed by Riot Police.
Martial Law is declared. The military takes over.
Bugs bunny appears chaos ensues...
A black duck (yeah, HIM!) appears. Discussion follows.