Nah, you just made a shot at breaking Rule #1. :p
Anyway...
mount doom
Erosion.
The sun scorched the Grass to death.
The Sun is destroyed by Vega.
Vega is sucked in by the Almighty Black (slightly purplish-silver) Hole!!
It's against the rule number 1. Revise your post.
I'll start:
CSI started to use a knife and began autopsying.
A mysterious, invisible-suit ninja chops CSI's hand off.
Grissom goes crazy and shoots everything
Grissom shoots everything including himself! :xp:
A mysterious, invisible-suit ninja chops CSI's hand off.
If this was in reference to MGSI, then i believe the awesomest reply would be:
Metal gear rex stands on ninja and literally mops the floor with him, after flinging him into a wall and having an exchange of awesome quotes. :D
A ten kilo stone falls on the ninga.
Then the ground breaks, and the stone fell down into abyss.
a giant slug pushed the ground back together and done a poo on it.
A gigantic dun beattle rolled the poo up and squashed the slug.
an even bigger guy (giant) squashed the beetle.
Zeus fries the giant with a lightning bolt.
Thor clobbers Zeus with his hammer.
Belarus invented a giant zappar gun and it shot Thor and his hammer.
*throws potato off cliff face*
*watches russia chase it off cliff*
WINNER
A meteor destroy the cliff, reducing it to plains.
The heat disspissled the meteor.
A ice storm gets rid of the heat
A Firelord casts Volcano, and it gets rid of the storm cloud.
The Lady of The Lake floods the world, destroying the volcano.
I pulled out the drain at the bottom oft he lake!
I put the drain back in the bottom of the lake.
Suddenly a rock blocked the drain. Curse you, Topsite for the fast typing!
CSI set up a dynamite to sent the rock into oblivion.
An octupus pulled the rock out.
Captain Jack Sparrow killed the octopus.
Another octopus killed Jack.
^Now it's, eh, Orlando Bloom's turn to kill that octopus. [Topsite, the picture's link in your sig, please.]
^ Orlando Bloom is trampled by a thousand female fans and then machinegunned to death by members of Orlando Bloom hate club.
Females are killed by the Heman Woman Hater's Club, and the machine gun was destroyed by activists.
Hong Kong police force massacre activists.
King Kong eats Hong Kong police force.
Fighter aircraft shoot down King Kong. They are all painted red, white, blue and have the words "Hollywood Remakes" painted over them.
Anti air guns take them out :D
A tank takes the anti air guns out.
some sticky bombs are attatched the to the tank and BOOM!
The bombs are defused by a bomb squad.
the bomb squad dropped bombs by accident and blew themselves up.
Nick came along and fixed them.
Nick was killed by an angry mob.
A angry mod (erator) killed the angry mob.
*Spam factory starts to pay overtime*
Spam factory shuts down due to mold.
Mold is wiped out due to a explosion :D