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Rock, Paper, Scissors

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 Mono_Giganto
02-04-2007, 9:06 PM
#51
Nah, you just made a shot at breaking Rule #1. :p

Anyway...

mount doom

Erosion.
 DarthAve
02-05-2007, 12:14 AM
#52
grass!
 CSI
02-05-2007, 12:24 AM
#53
The sun scorched the Grass to death.
 Hayden Kered
02-05-2007, 1:51 AM
#54
The Sun is destroyed by Vega.
 Sabretooth
02-05-2007, 3:34 AM
#55
Vega is sucked in by the Almighty Black (slightly purplish-silver) Hole!!
 CSI
02-05-2007, 4:04 AM
#56
It's against the rule number 1. Revise your post.

I'll start:

CSI started to use a knife and began autopsying.
 Sabretooth
02-05-2007, 10:11 AM
#57
A mysterious, invisible-suit ninja chops CSI's hand off.
 grievous797
02-05-2007, 10:43 AM
#58
Grissom goes crazy and shoots everything
 Daft Adidas
02-05-2007, 11:06 AM
#59
Grissom shoots everything including himself! :xp:
 TSR
02-05-2007, 12:00 PM
#60
A mysterious, invisible-suit ninja chops CSI's hand off.
If this was in reference to MGSI, then i believe the awesomest reply would be:
Metal gear rex stands on ninja and literally mops the floor with him, after flinging him into a wall and having an exchange of awesome quotes. :D
 Daft Adidas
02-05-2007, 12:30 PM
#61
A ten kilo stone falls on the ninga.
 CSI
02-05-2007, 1:28 PM
#62
Then the ground breaks, and the stone fell down into abyss.
 Daft Adidas
02-05-2007, 1:32 PM
#63
a giant slug pushed the ground back together and done a poo on it.
 Hayden Kered
02-05-2007, 2:22 PM
#64
A gigantic dun beattle rolled the poo up and squashed the slug.
 Daft Adidas
02-05-2007, 2:23 PM
#65
an even bigger guy (giant) squashed the beetle.
 igyman
02-05-2007, 3:13 PM
#66
Zeus fries the giant with a lightning bolt.
 Hayden Kered
02-05-2007, 3:24 PM
#67
Thor clobbers Zeus with his hammer.
 Daft Adidas
02-05-2007, 3:29 PM
#68
Belarus invented a giant zappar gun and it shot Thor and his hammer.
 igyman
02-05-2007, 4:25 PM
#69
Russia nuked Belarus.
 TSR
02-05-2007, 4:51 PM
#70
*throws potato off cliff face*

*watches russia chase it off cliff*

WINNER
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-05-2007, 5:53 PM
#71
A meteor destroy the cliff, reducing it to plains.
 CSI
02-05-2007, 7:21 PM
#72
The heat disspissled the meteor.
 grievous797
02-05-2007, 8:07 PM
#73
A ice storm gets rid of the heat
 CSI
02-05-2007, 11:36 PM
#74
A Firelord casts Volcano, and it gets rid of the storm cloud.
 Hayden Kered
02-06-2007, 1:08 AM
#75
The Lady of The Lake floods the world, destroying the volcano.
 Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 3:15 AM
#76
I pulled out the drain at the bottom oft he lake!
 Diego Varen
02-06-2007, 3:17 AM
#77
I put the drain back in the bottom of the lake.
 CSI
02-06-2007, 3:17 AM
#78
Suddenly a rock blocked the drain. Curse you, Topsite for the fast typing!

CSI set up a dynamite to sent the rock into oblivion.
 Diego Varen
02-06-2007, 3:18 AM
#79
Paper beats rock!
 Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 3:18 AM
#80
An octupus pulled the rock out.
 CSI
02-06-2007, 3:19 AM
#81
Captain Jack Sparrow killed the octopus.
 Diego Varen
02-06-2007, 3:20 AM
#82
Another octopus killed Jack.
 CSI
02-06-2007, 3:21 AM
#83
^Now it's, eh, Orlando Bloom's turn to kill that octopus. [Topsite, the picture's link in your sig, please.]
 Sabretooth
02-06-2007, 3:31 AM
#84
^ Orlando Bloom is trampled by a thousand female fans and then machinegunned to death by members of Orlando Bloom hate club.
 Hayden Kered
02-06-2007, 3:40 AM
#85
Females are killed by the Heman Woman Hater's Club, and the machine gun was destroyed by activists.
 MachineCult
02-06-2007, 6:24 AM
#86
Hong Kong police force massacre activists.
 Hayden Kered
02-06-2007, 6:33 AM
#87
King Kong eats Hong Kong police force.
 Sabretooth
02-06-2007, 7:10 AM
#88
Fighter aircraft shoot down King Kong. They are all painted red, white, blue and have the words "Hollywood Remakes" painted over them.
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 10:25 AM
#89
Anti air guns take them out :D
 Diego Varen
02-06-2007, 10:58 AM
#90
A tank takes the anti air guns out.
 Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 11:07 AM
#91
some sticky bombs are attatched the to the tank and BOOM!
 igyman
02-06-2007, 1:17 PM
#92
The bombs are defused by a bomb squad.
 Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 1:21 PM
#93
the bomb squad dropped bombs by accident and blew themselves up.
 Mono_Giganto
02-06-2007, 2:33 PM
#94
Bombs were duds.
 Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 2:37 PM
#95
Nick came along and fixed them.
 Diego Varen
02-06-2007, 4:36 PM
#96
Nick was killed by an angry mob.
 Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 4:38 PM
#97
A angry mod (erator) killed the angry mob.
 TSR
02-06-2007, 4:43 PM
#98
*Spam factory starts to pay overtime*
 Hayden Kered
02-06-2007, 5:15 PM
#99
Spam factory shuts down due to mold.
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 5:35 PM
#100
Mold is wiped out due to a explosion :D
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