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Rock, Paper, Scissors

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 CSI
02-06-2007, 7:40 PM
#101
The explosion was contaminated by a shield.
 TSR
02-06-2007, 8:00 PM
#102
SPEELCHECKER PWNS ;AST 3 POSTS FOR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 8:14 PM
#103
Computer virus destroys the word spell checker :)
 Hayden Kered
02-06-2007, 8:59 PM
#104
Geek Squad destroys computer virus.
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 9:01 PM
#105
Bomb goes off and destroys geek squad! :D
 CSI
02-06-2007, 9:50 PM
#106
The bomb's detonation spark was extinguished by a fire extinguisher.

@TSR: Stop creating new ideas...This is very annoying. Also, do you use spell checkers? If you want to say "at least", say so, don't say "ast" as "AST" I don't understand what this mean!
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 9:54 PM
#107
Bomb goes off in fire extinguisher
 CSI
02-06-2007, 9:55 PM
#108
The bomb was contaminated by Bomb Squad's protective shield. [Please no more bomb stuff...This makes my head hurt when they use bomb to create endless comboes]
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 9:57 PM
#109
Star destroyer destroys the shield generator.(sorry about the bomb thing...)
 CSI
02-06-2007, 9:59 PM
#110
[Off topic: No problem Grievous. Star Destroyer? What can destroy a star destroyer?]

Darth Sidious was thrown down in the Reactor Shaft, thus detonated the reactor, then disaster...
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 10:02 PM
#111
palpatine uses the force to come back up the reactor.
 CSI
02-06-2007, 10:06 PM
#112
Palpy was killed by Anakin Skywalker, redeemed Darth Vader. [And pls, don't make comboes]
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 10:11 PM
#113
Star destroyer explodes killing anakin.
 CSI
02-06-2007, 10:13 PM
#114
It was shot down by land-based Ion Beam Cannon.
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 10:16 PM
#115
A a-wing crashes into the cannon,destroying it.
 CSI
02-06-2007, 11:25 PM
#116
A Sith Infiltrator (Darth Vader's) destroyed the A-wing prior to its crash landing.
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 11:26 PM
#117
X-wing destroys the infilitrator
 CSI
02-06-2007, 11:28 PM
#118
Suddenly an Astromech on X-wing accidently hit "Self-Destruct" button.
 grievous797
02-06-2007, 11:29 PM
#119
pilot shoots the astromech with his blaster pistol
 Sabretooth
02-06-2007, 11:55 PM
#120
Pilot crashes into an well-painted Star Destroyer.
 Daft Adidas
02-07-2007, 3:03 AM
#121
the paint was really hot and the star destroyer melted.
 CSI
02-07-2007, 4:26 AM
#122
Then the paint was dissipled when the star destroyer's reactor exploded.
 grievous797
02-07-2007, 9:28 AM
#123
then it got cold and the paint froze.
 Daft Adidas
02-07-2007, 11:17 AM
#124
someone was sweating so much the universe got hot again, very hot.
 grievous797
02-07-2007, 11:24 AM
#125
a meteor hits the person who was sweating. :D
 Daft Adidas
02-07-2007, 11:35 AM
#126
a rhino pushes the meteor away.
 grievous797
02-07-2007, 11:36 AM
#127
Poacher kills the rhino
 Diego Varen
02-07-2007, 11:50 AM
#128
An angry rhino kills the poacher.
 grievous797
02-07-2007, 11:55 AM
#129
Rhino dies from heart attack
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-07-2007, 12:14 PM
#130
A horse walk over his heart.
 grievous797
02-07-2007, 12:20 PM
#131
an explosion kills the horse.
 CSI
02-07-2007, 12:43 PM
#132
The gas leak was stopped, and the explosion was prevented prior to its occuring.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-07-2007, 12:44 PM
#133
Whoever stops the leak, stops it using a gas barrel. Another explosion occurs.
 igyman
02-07-2007, 12:55 PM
#134
The two explosions cancel each other out.
 grievous797
02-07-2007, 1:07 PM
#135
due to the explosions the earth explodes and hurling everything off the planet.
 MachineCult
02-07-2007, 1:26 PM
#136
All these explosions has ruined this thread, and ^^^ that is just plain stupid.

So, Rock.
 Mono_Giganto
02-07-2007, 4:08 PM
#137
Hammer

(Thanks for restarting it.)
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-07-2007, 5:32 PM
#138
Concrete breaks hammer
 CSI
02-07-2007, 7:38 PM
#139
Mice make holes on concrete.
 grievous797
02-07-2007, 9:41 PM
#140
Pours new concrete.(I sincerly apologize to posters of this topic I could not think of any thing else, again I apologize.)
 Sabretooth
02-08-2007, 1:34 AM
#141
^ Concrete does not solidify. That is when we realise that it is not concrete, it is Evil Mutant Sludge from the Biogas Plant of Doom!!! (ahem) The EMSftBPoD!!! rises up and screams so loudly, we hear thunderous applause from the community of Monster Screaming Critics Society.
 TSR
02-08-2007, 3:57 AM
#142
*STERILE HAMMER OF BOVINE DOOM!!!!!*
 Sabretooth
02-08-2007, 4:32 AM
#143
*OHMYMOTHER****INGWHAMMM!!!!!* (sorry, couldn't resist. Ignore this post. :D )
 TSR
02-08-2007, 7:24 AM
#144
legend
 Samuel Dravis
02-08-2007, 8:01 AM
#145
History. TAKE THAT, LANCELOT!
 Sabretooth
02-08-2007, 9:24 AM
#146
Change of calendar system to Aztec Calendar. :xp:
 TSR
02-09-2007, 3:54 AM
#147
INVADING FORCE KILLS AZTECS
 Rabish Bini
02-09-2007, 5:04 AM
#148
Invading forces kill the invading forces who invaded the Aztecs.
 Sabretooth
02-09-2007, 10:36 AM
#149
Awesome rocket-firing machinegun (under operation by a cliched army sergeant, smoking a fat cigar) rains hell on invading forces.
 Mono_Giganto
02-09-2007, 2:47 PM
#150
Poor sergeant, he can't fire the gun today because he has lung cancer. :(
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