Dr. Nick gives him medicine!
Homer Simpson runs over Dr. Nick killing him :D
Marg Simpson slapped him and dragged him home
Grandpa comes and bores Marge and Homer to death.
Grandpa gets abducted by monstrous aliens!
Man unplugs TV because he is sick of the Simpsons.
Man dies from heart attack.
A new heartattack kills the man again. The paramedics, shocked, die too.
Dr. Frakenstien revives him
The monster that Frankenstein created kills him.
The villagers kill the monster
The villagers are wiped out by the plague.
The plague mutates into more humans and then infects itself with frankenstein's precious bodily fluids, thereby becoming communists.
America nukes the communists
Eh, Lex in "Superman Returns" "grows" an island and sank America.
Island has no solid base below it's surface, and it submerges, thereby causing a huge tsunami that wipes out all islands smaller than New Zealand.
^^^ How the f*ck do you follow that?
Dr. Sam Beckett quantum leaps to 30 minutes before the tsunami happens and prevents it at the last second.
Sam Beckett gets shot by idiots in his lab.
snakes bite idiots with deadly venom.
Some other idiot sets snake on fire accidently.
The fire was put out by a fire Extinguisher.
The pressure in the fire extinguisher builds and causes it to explode.
The explosion puts out the fire anyway.
A pyromaniac gets a box of matches :D Chaos and fires ensue.
Psychiatrist cures the pyromaniacs love of fire.
Psychiatrist gets stabbed by a p[atient repeatedly with a dirty needle
Nurse cleans the dirty needle, thereby transforming it into a Clean Needle, which grants you +10 of attack and... :lol:
^Played too much WoW.
And the nurse was murdered by an overlord [See CAD's avatar]
Soul Edge (my sword) posseses my body.
Cryptosporidium 112 uses a disintigration ray on Ctrl_Alt_Del.Yes I have been playing too much destroy all humans.
Lightsaber kills Cryptosporidium 112.
The Lightsaber is out of power.
The hidden extension cord comes out of the 'saber, and plugs into an outlet.
Edward Scissorhands cuts the cord.
a plane crashes on top on edward scissorhands.
The plane is ripped apart (duh).
Crazy gamer defecates in pilot's mouth.
Crazy gamer gets shot by a sniper.
sniper is struck by lightning.
Sun rises and thunderstorm vanishes.
Giant fan blows the clouds away.
Crazy gamer becomes zombie and defecates zombie s**t all over the big fan.
A janitor cleans the zombie s**t off the fan.
A Mental institute got the Janitor and shut him into a room.
The terminator breaks him out of the institution :twogun:
The terminator breaks him out of the institution :twogun:
The sight of the terminator scares the janitor to death as he thinks that the terminator has come back to kill him like he did years ago.
^most impressive :D
Dr.Silberman makes a deal with the grim reaper to get him back