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Rock, Paper, Scissors

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 Daft Adidas
02-09-2007, 3:33 PM
#151
Dr. Nick gives him medicine!
 grievous797
02-09-2007, 7:59 PM
#152
Homer Simpson runs over Dr. Nick killing him :D
 CSI
02-10-2007, 12:08 AM
#153
Marg Simpson slapped him and dragged him home
 igyman
02-10-2007, 1:01 PM
#154
Grandpa comes and bores Marge and Homer to death.
 Samuel Dravis
02-10-2007, 7:29 PM
#155
Grandpa gets abducted by monstrous aliens!
 MachineCult
02-11-2007, 12:36 PM
#156
Man unplugs TV because he is sick of the Simpsons.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-11-2007, 2:10 PM
#157
Man dies from heart attack.
 grievous797
02-11-2007, 7:23 PM
#158
Paramedics revive him
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-11-2007, 7:36 PM
#159
A new heartattack kills the man again. The paramedics, shocked, die too.
 grievous797
02-11-2007, 7:40 PM
#160
Dr. Frakenstien revives him
 MachineCult
02-11-2007, 7:55 PM
#161
The monster that Frankenstein created kills him.
 grievous797
02-11-2007, 7:59 PM
#162
The villagers kill the monster
 MachineCult
02-11-2007, 8:17 PM
#163
The villagers are wiped out by the plague.
 Samuel Dravis
02-11-2007, 8:52 PM
#164
The plague mutates into more humans and then infects itself with frankenstein's precious bodily fluids, thereby becoming communists.
 grievous797
02-11-2007, 9:41 PM
#165
America nukes the communists
 CSI
02-11-2007, 11:12 PM
#166
Eh, Lex in "Superman Returns" "grows" an island and sank America.
 Sabretooth
02-12-2007, 4:08 AM
#167
Island has no solid base below it's surface, and it submerges, thereby causing a huge tsunami that wipes out all islands smaller than New Zealand.
 MachineCult
02-12-2007, 6:38 AM
#168
^^^ How the f*ck do you follow that?

Dr. Sam Beckett quantum leaps to 30 minutes before the tsunami happens and prevents it at the last second.
 grievous797
02-12-2007, 11:28 AM
#169
Sam Beckett gets shot by idiots in his lab.
 HK-42
02-12-2007, 3:59 PM
#170
snakes bite idiots with deadly venom.
 Diego Varen
02-12-2007, 4:01 PM
#171
Some other idiot sets snake on fire accidently.
 CSI
02-12-2007, 10:51 PM
#172
The fire was put out by a fire Extinguisher.
 grievous797
02-12-2007, 11:08 PM
#173
The pressure in the fire extinguisher builds and causes it to explode.
 Samuel Dravis
02-12-2007, 11:10 PM
#174
The explosion puts out the fire anyway.
 grievous797
02-12-2007, 11:12 PM
#175
A pyromaniac gets a box of matches :D Chaos and fires ensue.
 MachineCult
02-13-2007, 7:42 AM
#176
Psychiatrist cures the pyromaniacs love of fire.
 TSR
02-13-2007, 9:27 AM
#177
Psychiatrist gets stabbed by a p[atient repeatedly with a dirty needle
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-13-2007, 1:31 PM
#178
Nurse cleans the dirty needle, thereby transforming it into a Clean Needle, which grants you +10 of attack and... :lol:
 CSI
02-13-2007, 2:47 PM
#179
^Played too much WoW.

And the nurse was murdered by an overlord [See CAD's avatar]
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-13-2007, 3:14 PM
#180
Soul Edge (my sword) posseses my body.
 grievous797
02-13-2007, 9:38 PM
#181
Cryptosporidium 112 uses a disintigration ray on Ctrl_Alt_Del.Yes I have been playing too much destroy all humans.
 Ferc Kast
02-13-2007, 11:02 PM
#182
Lightsaber kills Cryptosporidium 112.
 CSI
02-13-2007, 11:07 PM
#183
The Lightsaber is out of power.
 Ferc Kast
02-13-2007, 11:18 PM
#184
The hidden extension cord comes out of the 'saber, and plugs into an outlet.
 Sabretooth
02-14-2007, 1:14 AM
#185
Edward Scissorhands cuts the cord.
 grievous797
02-14-2007, 10:40 AM
#186
a plane crashes on top on edward scissorhands.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-14-2007, 12:02 PM
#187
The plane is ripped apart (duh).
 Halo_92
02-14-2007, 12:03 PM
#188
Crazy gamer defecates in pilot's mouth.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-14-2007, 12:14 PM
#189
Crazy gamer gets shot by a sniper.
 grievous797
02-14-2007, 12:15 PM
#190
sniper is struck by lightning.
 Ctrl Alt Del
02-14-2007, 2:09 PM
#191
Sun rises and thunderstorm vanishes.
 Ferc Kast
02-14-2007, 2:41 PM
#192
Clouds hide the sun.
 MachineCult
02-14-2007, 4:17 PM
#193
Giant fan blows the clouds away.
 Halo_92
02-14-2007, 5:50 PM
#194
Crazy gamer becomes zombie and defecates zombie s**t all over the big fan.
 Titanius Anglesmith
02-14-2007, 5:59 PM
#195
A janitor cleans the zombie s**t off the fan.
 grievous797
02-14-2007, 6:29 PM
#196
janitor goes insane.
 CSI
02-14-2007, 7:34 PM
#197
A Mental institute got the Janitor and shut him into a room.
 grievous797
02-14-2007, 8:29 PM
#198
The terminator breaks him out of the institution :twogun:
 MachineCult
02-14-2007, 8:32 PM
#199
The terminator breaks him out of the institution :twogun:
The sight of the terminator scares the janitor to death as he thinks that the terminator has come back to kill him like he did years ago.
 grievous797
02-14-2007, 8:35 PM
#200
^most impressive :D
Dr.Silberman makes a deal with the grim reaper to get him back
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